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Anonymous 59 KB PNG 04/29/23(Sat)02:43:40 No.73134911 >be me at 2am >hungry af, only had lunch 14 hours before >decide to stealthily order pizza >do my order online, state for the delivery guy to not honk to not annoy neighbors and stuff >wait >40 minutes go by i start wondering when it will arrive >start hearing a distant motorcycle honk >it keeps getting closer and closer >stops in front of my house, still honking >delivery guy starts making f------ rhythms with the honk 2 Replies / 1 Image >quickly go out to quiet the delivery guy >open door and he stops, but i can hear him panting like an animal >guy straight up yells my full name and my order >awkwardly reply and take the pizza, already paid online >yells "thank you for your order" at the top of his lungs >jumps back to his bike and i go back to my door >i look back and see at least 4 different neighbor lights turning on >go inside >can hear him panting for like 5 minutes while trying to turn on the bike >when he does he straight up passes 3 gears in a split second while honking and drifts away Im never ordering pizza at 2am again View Thread

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