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Anonymous Hey guys, femanon here lol This expert from pawn stars, Mark Hall Patton gets me so hot and bothered. My p---- drips whenever he's on screen in all his handsome glory and I flick my bean to the thought of him pleasuring me, all the while educating me on historic relics and telling me I'm a bad girl. H HISTORY 32 KB JPG 17 Replies 04/28/23 (Fri)20:35:18 No.898390366 : Anonymous >>898390731 # I want him to grab my thighs, look down my vagina and say "I'm an expert on this things, and this one? This one is mine". And then he throws me on my bed very hard and doesn't let me get up, and slaps my hand away every time I try to push him off. >>898391164 # View Thread : Anonymous >>898390366 (OP) # No woman says "flick my bean" 04/28/23(Fri)20:50:02 No.898390944 04/28/23(Fri)20:51:53 No.898390998 Anonymous >>898390998 # Because you of all people would know what women do and don't do. That's easy to buy. 04/28/23(Fri)20:55:54 No.898391164

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: Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 10:58:14 No.204864976 maxresdefault (3).jpg 73 KB JPG >you're gaslighting me! >you're love bombing me! >you're stonewalling me! >you're mansplaining to me! realistically, how do you respond to this?
GE Anonymous "I will refund 11/27/24(Wed)23:23:27 No.695792406 Valve Just Put Game Publishers On Notice. 1.1M views 5 days ago Bellular News your game." aa 17:58 IMG_7847.jpg 332 KB JPG >DUDE, IM THE WHOLESOME VIDEO GAME SANTA, WE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MONEY LMAO >destroys indie devs by forcing them to accept refunds even though the small game they released was literally under the 2 hour threshold for playing and being able to refund F--- Gabe. He's a scumbag. Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:25:51 No.695792505 The customer is ALWAYS right >>695793068 # >>695794602 # >>695795310 # Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:12 No.695792525 If your game is s----- enough that even people who bought it on steam instead of pirating demands a refund it's your fault Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:42 No.695792549 Be thankful for Gabe. The second he dies, a brainless profitbot 9000 takes his place, undoes everything he did, and guts Valve like a fish for private equity wealth.
Anonymous 89KB JPG 01/18/20(Sat) 12:25:09 No.818739837 >be me >been having a s--- week >take long shower >lay on back buck naked on bed and close eyes >try not to cry >feelsbadman.jpg >doggo snoozing on bed suddenly wakes up and stretches >Starts walking over my legs but stops over my genitals >shakes head and violently slaps my d--- and balls multiple times with floppy ears >laugh uncontrollably for 5min straight Instantly feel better. Thanks doggo bro.
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