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Anonymous Hey guys, femanon here lol This expert from pawn stars, Mark Hall Patton gets me so hot and bothered. My p---- drips whenever he's on screen in all his handsome glory and I flick my bean to the thought of him pleasuring me, all the while educating me on historic relics and telling me I'm a bad girl. H HISTORY 32 KB JPG 17 Replies 04/28/23 (Fri)20:35:18 No.898390366 : Anonymous >>898390731 # I want him to grab my thighs, look down my vagina and say "I'm an expert on this things, and this one? This one is mine". And then he throws me on my bed very hard and doesn't let me get up, and slaps my hand away every time I try to push him off. >>898391164 # View Thread : Anonymous >>898390366 (OP) # No woman says "flick my bean" 04/28/23(Fri)20:50:02 No.898390944 04/28/23(Fri)20:51:53 No.898390998 Anonymous >>898390998 # Because you of all people would know what women do and don't do. That's easy to buy. 04/28/23(Fri)20:55:54 No.898391164

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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