![File: 1679156867501.jpg (68 KB, 976x549) O Anonymous 04/19/23 (Wed)06:16:23 No. 73012592 [Reply] ► >"failed rizz" laughs at me in school again](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/575/240/73c.jpg "Anon is done with it | /r/Greentext")
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![My father just embarrassed me. Anonymous 04/21/23(Fri)08:13:30 No.73038995 [Reply] ► >Be my parents >Mom is a successful counselor whose main clients are rich divorced women >Dad is a highly experienced botanist who specializes in crops >due to years working in the field (huh, field) he looks and acts just like a regular old farmer like the guy in pic except 10 times as tanned >Despite that is in a good, healthy relationship with my mother >cut to yesterday, my birthday >Mom told us to go to the city she works in after work >I went there first and wore some fancy clothes because I know something's up if my mom told us to go to the city in my birthday >Mom also dressed up nicely with a lot of jewelry >turns mom had reserved a table at a famous restaurant in the city >It's literally the fanciest of fancy restaurants, with high prices and clearly rich patrons >wait for my father to come >He came >He is in his f------ sweaty farmer clothes and is covered in dirt >he didn't change after work >Speaks with a loud southern accent he learned from his farming buddies with excessive swearing >Mom seems okay with that but I want to bury myself in a hole >Everyone stared at our table uncomfortably during the entire dining experience >After we finished our meal, I urged mom to leave the venue asap but she winked and said there's a live band performance after this >The performers came in >tfw it's my favorite band >tfw they stared at my dad uncomfortably during the entire performance >tfw they stared at me uncomfortably too I want to f------ kill myself right now....... Why must my father pursue botany instead of some fancier FOS like I dunno law?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/574/993/1ec.png "Anon's dad is a chad | /r/Greentext")
