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: Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)17:36:26 No.876681920 >be me >working as pizza delivery guy >new guy starts at work >legitimate real-life chad >jimmy >good looking dude, handsome, really good with the ladies etc >and just a nice dude in general >one time he was delivering pizza to this milf >she orders every Friday so all of us already knew her >apparently she was crazy flirty with him whenever he 33 KB JPG delivered >after a couple weeks they start hooking up whenever he delivers to her >she's ordering pizza like 2-3 times a week just to bang jimmy >eventually jimmy comes in and says he's met a girl his own age >asks us to deliver to the milf instead so he doesn't have to deal with the temptation >allgoodbro.jpg >she starts ordering pizzas nearly every f------ day >l wasn't there but someone said she ordered twice in one day once >one really busy day jimmy's the only person free when she delivers >he's just gotta bite the bullet and do it >he goes to the milfs place >explains how he's been dating someone and didn't want to tell her and upset her >she tells him she doesn't really give a s--- if he's dating someone >she just wanted to let him know she has chlamydia and he should get tested Such is life as a pizza delivery guy

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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