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It's time to kick men out of workplaces. It's time to kick men out of w(...) It's Time to Admit That Allowing Men Into the Workplace Was a Mistake <EXIT By Ruth Graham Admit it: 04/16/23(Sun)08:35:56 No.423743679 Photo illustration by Slate. Photos by Thinkstock. MenOut.png 267 KB PNG https://slate.com/human-interest/2017/10/lets- ban-men-from-workplaces.html : Anonymous (ID: 5B7t8li7) s--- they know 04/16/23(Sun)08:37:58 No.423743877 Feminism is just a long con by the patriarchy to allow men to take their final form as stay-at-home gamers by convincing women that taking on more responsibility is "empowering" and "liberating" no one will believe her 1656382856370.png 404 KB PNG They finally took the bait >>423746024 # >>423747363 # >>423752624 # >>423762098 #

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anonymous 04/21/23(Fri) 14:35:36 No.897960909 >be me, 2020 >get a new job where I work from home >sweet >girlfriend is an essential worker, still has to go out every single day >not sweet >she's gone out of the house for 9-10 hours per day, leaving me to work in peace and quiet >sweet >COVID restrictions are laxed with the vaccine >sweet >still be able to work from home >sweet >girlfriend finds a new job that she does unpredictably from home or from work >sweet? >she stays home or shows up back home unpredictably >starts pacing around the house, chattering, telling me everything about her day, asking what we're going to eat, showing me tiktoks, etc etc etc >can't focus on my work >decide to take the rest of the day off the first few times she does that >it becomes a pattern >can't plan my work beforehand because she never knows if she's doing half a day, just two hours, or just not going to work today >so I never know how long my workday can be >negotiate her to leave me alone when I'm working >she agrees to do so, and does it really well for like an hour and a half >forgets that she wasn't supposed to bother me, comes chattering to me again >doesn't register at all when I gently tell her to let me be and let me work >gets upset if I firmly tell her to let me be and let me work >this repeats for several weeks >my work suffers so badly that I rent out a small office space >I rent out my own office >I go to an office every day >to work from home >mfw I pay rent for two f------ places entirely because of my girlfriend's inability to shut the f--- up from time to time

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: Anonymous 311 KB PNG 04/21/23(Fri)09:31:39 No.897963769 >ban guns >arm schools with guns both retarded takes here's the solution >every other school shooter is an incel >find the top 5 manwhores g----------- >find the top 5 w----- getting f----- and also being gawked at by incels >find top 5 cuties being harassed by incels >arm all 15 of those at each school >within days, they will finish all the incels >America saved

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Anonymous 610 KB PNG subhuman : Anonymous 325 KB JPG 06/23/21 (Wed)09:47:27 No.64270753 >be me >jerking off >c-- >try tasting my own semen This s--- is disgusting, how come women and f------ enjoy this crap. No wonder they are f------ 06/23/21 (Wed)09:55:01 No.64270835 Doesnt what you eat/drink have something to do with it? >how come women and f------ enjoy this crap You are a f----- now, figure it out

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Anonymous 61 KB JPG 04/21/23(Fri)01:15:44 No.897950794 So turns out Jews are retarded, Hitler offered to give them all of Madagascar but they chose a little strip of useless land instead. Jewish stubbornness caused the holocaust, not Hitler or white supremacy. View Thread

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Anonymous 295 KB PNG 12/15/21 (Wed)15:04:47 No.665757 >girl I've been paying $600 a month to be my girlfriend says she's caught feelings for me and has started refusing my money >gave me back $1800 out of the $3000 I've paid so far >says she'll give me back the rest when she gets the money >wants to see me more often now What do I do now? 12/15/21 (Wed)15:07:20 No.665758 Anonymous >>66575792 (OP) >What do I do now? enjoy your gf for free?

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No. 87379666 7 minutes ago linux.png PNG 115.8 KiB 522x747 >so I decided to try this Linux thing >google "how to install linux" >apparently i have to choose a "distro" >google "best linux distros" >literally 8 to 10 recommendations every single time >might as well stick to the ones that are for beginners >google each one individually and discover that linux users s--- on every single one of them >"Ubuntu/Linux Mint/Fedora/elementary/Manjaro is trash, it breaks, it doesn't support [random word], [insert other distro] is better" etc >w-- is their problem >going to stick to windows because linux users are seething retards ...

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: Anonymous I was abused by a 300 pound at(...) Joe. Camel. ich Shri Ar P po de competen 134 KB JPG 04/20/23(Thu)22:14:47 No.897942877 >Be me >Be 16 (in 2002) >Be troubled teen in conservative Arizona >Height of sheriff joes popularity, with many working in law enforcement or corrections idolizing him >get caught smoking brick weed that barely had any thc in it at all by security guard at the mall. >get handed notice to appear in court >65 days in a s------- private juvvy >It was indoor and we had AC and school inside. But any time not spent in school meant you got put on the yard in 130+ weather. >The director of the place is a 300 pound d---, she pretended like she was the female incarnation of joe arpaio. >Would do things like eating five guys in front of us while we were served slop. >changing the tv we were watching to something childish such as cartoon network or disney channel (and then lock up the remote for the night). >When kids would cry she would talk to them in her condescending southern accent, she would say just the right things to set them off and make them more upset. >Banned any drinks besides water because "Its more healthy", yet she drank a smoothie in front of us while announcing the policy. >Would randomly order "shake downs" and break our stuff / rip up our family pictures / letters. 3 Replies This whole experience has to lead me to never be able to trust a woman. Im damn near a 40 year old and scared to talk to girls, and I blame our f----- up system for the trauma this d--- has caused me. View Thread

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Anonymous 04/19/23 (Wed)05:20:01 No.70676220 >>70676030 # was just thinking last night that i'm probably one of the top 100 most sexually depraved people in the world because I masterbate with sandpaper and drink my blood-related sister's pee out of the toilet but after seeing this post I have faith that I might not be 60 KB JPG >>70676227 # >>70676228 # >>70676242 # >>70676437 # >>70678180 # >>70680074 # >>70682114 # >>70682127 # >>70686130 #

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$File: image (44).jpg (10 KB, 212x370) O Anonymous 11/22/22(Tue)17:04:37 No.69032859 >>69032868 >>69033016 >>69033310 >>69033317 >>69033341 >>69033346 >>69033353 >>69033364 >>69033366 >>69033374 >>69033414 >>69033852 >>69033921 >>69033950 >>69034193 >>69034279 >>69034296 >>69034568 >>69034691 >>69034729 >>69035439 >>69035685 >>69035705 >>69036428 >>69036434 >>69037314 >>69039541 >>69041070 >>69042182 >>69042844 >>69044025 >>69044039 >>69044082 >>69044150 >>69044785 >>69045125 >>69047669 >>69048884 >>69048901 >>69048925 >>69049000 >>69049033 >>69050812 >>69052410 >does nothing >>> Anonymous 11/22/22 (Tue)17:06:09 No.69032868 >>69032859 (OP) LMAO Anonymous 11/22/22(Tue)18:03:59 No.69033341 >>69033360 >>69034673 >>69044659 >>69050812 File: Jeff-Cavaliere-Bio.jpg (35 KB, 640x496) >>69032859 (OP) GUYS YOUR DOING NOTHING WRONG >>69033915 □ Anonymous 11/22/22(Tue)17:16:43 No.69032951 Based >> Anonymous 11/22/22(Tue)17:17:54 No.69032961 This is the thread Anonymous 11/23/22 (Wed)18:16:05 No.69044082 >>69044122 >>65 >>69032859 (OP) >the thread that >uhhh >the thread that uhhhh Anonymous 11/23/22 (Wed)18:19:38 No.69044122 >>69047310 >>69044082 >that did nothing Anonymous 11/22/22(Tue)19:49:51 No 69034243 >>69034310 >>69034333 >>69034352 >>69034717 >>69034831 >>69035842 >>69048925 >>69050812 File: Rest day.png (24 KB, 1082x350) F------ NOTHING -DOES ABSOLUTELY NOTHING - NO GAINS - NO LOSES - IT'S JUST EMPTY PLACEBO POWDER FLAVOUR: NOTHING O Anonymous 11/23/22 (Wed)00:04:33 No.69036428 ► >>69049237 >>69053851 File: 1666932444518475.jpg (147 KB, 1024x1024) Dubs decide his name: Humphrey Anonymous 11/22/22 (Tue)19:08:21 No.69033852 >>69033858 >>69033862 >>69033{ >>69036447 >>69036457 >>69036475 >>69036636 >>69037051 >>69037068 >>69037092 >>69037116 >> >>69032859 (OP) Anonymous 11/24/22(Thu)19:15:51 No.69054293 >>69054900 >>69055793 >>69058673 File: Screenshot_42.png (153 KB, 519x687) >>69032859 (OP) >permanent and ETERNAL rest days >Composing and willing the MUSCLE into existence >forever standing, in eternal atonement, becoming one with the abyss, becoming a MACHINE OF IRON WILL O Anonymous 11/23/22 (Wed)12:37:49 No.69041070 ► File: 1664537365150922.png (479 KB, 896x512) Anonymous 11/22/22(Tue)19:16:45 No.69033922 >>69033929 >>69033935 >>69033993 >>69034114 >>69034134 >>69034143 >>69034279 >>69036479 >>69042820 >>69046424: >>69033852 Big Stiffy O Anonymous 11/24/22(Thu)15:11:43 No.69052279 a funny and original thread on fit im in shock lads >>69032859 (OP) >>69034333 what the f---, I haven't had an actual laugh in months and then this thread pops up and I f------ lose it instantly Anonymous 11/23/22 (Wed)23:33:03 No.69046839 >>69046675 >does nothing >wait loss Anonymous 11/24/22(Thu)10:30:43 No.69050812 File: Oh My Sides!.jpg (40 KB, 600x603) □ Anonymous 11/22/22(Tue)18:00:32 No.69033310 ► File: 1660761969304538.gif (1.99 MB, 250x158) >>69032859 (OP) good thread >>69032859 (OP) >>69033341 >>69033922 >>69034243 >>69046675 >>69046839 holy kek this is why i love /fit/ Anonymous 11/23/22(Wed)23:14:01 No.69046675 >>690488989049045 >>60049749 >>69050812 File: 1650176426739.png (175 KB, 993x840) □ Anonymous 11/22/22 (Tue)20:01:23 No.69034333 >>69034348 >>69041070 File: rest day.jpg (31 KB, 713x361) >>69034243 Remember the proper form for bedmaxxing Anonymous 11/24/22(Thu 04:16:04 No.69048925201212 File: sleeping insporation.png (566 KB, 729x685) >>69047291 >>69050812 >>60032859 (OP) 2269034243 O Anonymous 11/23/22 (Wed)16:09:48 No.69042844 ► File: 1343EA06-E07B-4793-B02E-7(...).jpg (46 KB, 750x691) >>69032859 (OP) PUT ME IN SCREENCAP Anonymous 11/24/22(Thu)13:01:59 No.69051572 File: 1669284387819095.jpg (84 KB, 1024x572) Anonymous 11/23/22 (Wed)21:32:14 No.69045861 ► File: brogress.jpg (63 KB, 780x507) BASED Beyond BELICF finally a good f------ thread O Anonymous 11/25/22 (Fri)02:47:45 No.69057439 ► File: E5kZ27rWEAEZwXV.jpg (48 KB, 500x500) You'll do nothing. And you'll be happy$