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Anonymous 134 KB JPG waifu 04/19/23(Wed)07:00:58 No.897854418 >claim waifu >post waifu >she's not real >not a gay hookup thread (please take it somewhere else f------) >dont steal waifu unless trips >no erp >no overly lewd content >posting gets you a reserved place in hell. >don't be s--- >discuss and have fun

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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153 KB PNG >be me >21 time mfw >super straight male >get horny one night and decide to go use the local glory hole >actually kinda enjoy it >half way through person on the otherside moans >it's a guy's moan >realize ive been sucking a man's c--- this entire

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Anonymous 218 KB PNG 04/19/23(Wed)08:36:40 No.897856596 >>897855932 # >Anyone that calls out my schizophrenic b------- is a r*dditor

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>be white >go to japan >women aren't actually throwing themselves at me f--- you guys, why did you lie?

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File: IMG_4047.jpg (33 KB, 739x415) 20E Anonymous 04/18/23(Tue)21:27:21 No.897833527 [Reply]► >>897834156 >be me >Andrew Lester >patriotic, all American high school football champion, war hero, man of god and all around good guy >have been robbed, assaulted and victimised in my home several times and never once pressed charges >suddenly the other day a deranged, crack addicted, poc gang member storms through my front door with his gang in tow demanding I give up my war medals and what little cash of my pension I have on me >had been cleaning my service revolver and reflecting on the time I saved 50 men from the Vietcong >military training kicks in and I blast a round into his skull >the drugs and the white hate have made him powerful so it takes a second shot to drop him >he's still babbling about BLM, Biden, Harris, cancel culture and the conspiracy to eradicate whites >police say if I hadn't stopped him he planned to murder several children and r--- their families >that night as I'm scrubbing brains off my carpet I think of how many more people I've saved by putting down this insane drug dealing gang member

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Anon solving a captcha | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 354 KB PNG 06/27/21(Sun)09:10:41 No.64329062 >be me >solving captcha >tells me to select all squares containing buses >picture only has trucks in it >select trucks >it accepts my answer >mfw google's self driving cars now think that buses are trucks What are you doing to wage war against mass surveillance?

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☐ LIFE OF A FLAT EARTHER Anonymous 04/17/23(Mon)16:31:02 No.34573536 ► >>34573570 >>34573572 >>34573631 >>34573660 >>34573769 >>34573809 >>34573862 >>34574441 >>34575258 >>34575505 >>34575521 >>34577748 >>34577910 >>34579541 >>34579980 >>34580086 >>34581923 >>34582165 >>34582745 >>34582758 >>34582810 >>34582857 >>34582992 >>34583023 >>34584829 >>34586805 >>34588670 >wake up, sip perfectly stationary level glass of water >open curtains, see local sun cast beautiful crepuscular rays >driving to work, no visible curvature anywhere >lunch at the park, horizon rises to eye level >at my desk... nope, don't feel any rotation! >about to leave work, walk out to my car, think to myself "Heh, if globe, why parking lot flat? Hehe." >after dinner, see the full Moon change size in the sky "You know honey, the moon is a plasma mirror of Earth and discloses where the lost continent of Atlantis is." >plenty of photos on his Nikon D900 of the stars in the waters above that Chuds will scream is out of focus despite never having tried to look at the stars with a telescope in focus and then out of focus >read my son the entire lore of Tartaria before he goes to bed >lay down and Astral project until morning How can Globeheads even cope with the fact that Flat Earthers have normal lives and are just people that know they have purpose on this Earth? Also, inb4 jannies 404 this thread but let "gorillas are fake" go for days. ☐ Anonymous 04/17/23(Mon)16:37:47 No.34573570 ► >>34573895 >>34580301 >>34582429 >>34573536 (OP) As a globehead, I really hate how flatters can just stand up straight and proud in a way I just never could. I just hate that you're happy.

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12:50 | 0.0KB/s PRO Vo WiFi D¹24% >tiny little gnats in house >problem all winter long >w-- r they coming from.gif >have one of those ultraviolet light traps near sink >super effective, trap is full by week 3 >still gnats all over sink area, in water pooled on dishes in sink >feel guilty because we don't have dishwasher and it gets tiring having to hand-wash every dish as soon as it enters sink to help mitigate infestation >believe that they're coming from the sink drain since so many appear in that area >gf has plants everywhere which she even autistically waters with a scheduler app on her phone telling her when to water them >conversation going on for months: "where the f--- are these little bitches coming from?" "I wish I knew >randomly doing some cleaning downstairs >gf has a Monstera plant that she's been caring for which is now 3+ ft tall >notice a f------ mosh pit of flies on the soil >mystery solved.exe >confront gf that I found the source of our 5-month ordeal >suggest put it outside >"I've had that monstera plant for a long time do you know how expensive a plant that size is now? $300 and you want me to just put it outside??? F------ women, I swear. What do?

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gettyimages-1142650713-10().jpg (108 KB, 1024x682) Anonymous 04/18/23(Tue)21:56:06 No.897835030 There's a man I know who spends most of his days in his basement, surrounded by empty boxes of chicken tenders and his loving mother. She brings him plate after plate of crispy tenders, which he devours with reckless abandon. He's always complaining about her cooking, but he loves it. It's a strange, yet oddly comforting scene. The man and his tenders, with his aging mother hard at work, a match made in basement heaven.

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Anonymous Genuinely Retarded 35 KB JPG 04/19/23(Wed)07:24:55 No.73011183 >Pick nose >eat it >bite nails >swallow >clip toenails >f------ eat that >wear hoodie with pullstring >absentmindedly chew on pullstring >enjoy can of soda >remove pull tab and chew on it for hours afterwards >any small bits of paper >guess what I do with them I hate myself so f------ much

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22 KB JPG >be me, playing WoW >play on asian servers because NA servers are too easy >2 Chinese players bully me >type "June 4th 1989, Tian an Men Square Massacre" >Both disconnect >mfw I just sent two inncoent children to a Chinese Labor Camp and got their whole family executed

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