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![Anonymous 04/18/23(Tue)21:43:12 No.73008837 [Reply] >>73009014 >>73009024 >>73009030 >>73009557 >be me >wake up at 5am >work 8h blue collar minimum wage job >come home to empty apartment >do drugs >rewatch the same cartoons over and over again >go to sleep when will it get better? i just cant i got no one i just fill my brain with noise so i can cope](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/573/395/d15.png "When will it get better? | /r/Greentext")
![[Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] [Return] File: 1.jpg (374 KB, 594x582) Make sure to screen cap this for the newfags that ask about reddit all the time. I know most of them are slide threads, but I'm creating this thread for the people who are genuinely asking about reddit and for the anons who keep saying that we should "troll" reddit. If you want to piss off reddit jannys and trannys, go ahead and do that, fine, but you are exposing yourself for more than just "s----- memes and propaganda", it's so much more than that. Everytime you link reddit, you risk an inexperienced anon to be exposed to manipulations they are not yet ready for. Now to the meme essay. Normies think that reddit is for discussions (a "forum site"), but in reality it's a slow indoctrination/programing for self censorship by you having to adopt the "reddit language etiquette" (otherwise your account gets unusable, witch means negative Karma or shadowbanning). If you think about it, no other forum or website has such an extreme system for similar goals, which makes it a good example to talk about how sites manipulate your thoughts. The reddit language can be summarized like this > Only use non provoking language / "don't be rude = don't call out people behind a problem, just talk about the symptoms. This mechanism is hidden in the TOS as hate speech or doxing. But it's only OK if reddit admins allow it (you know this by them "letting it'/manually putting it to the front page). You can only talk about the symptoms of a problem, not the cause of it. > Use "correct" words / leftist words = don't say "n-----", say "POC", don't say "retarded", say "uneducated", don't say "fat", say "thicc" etc. They hide this as the "respect everyone" norm. (1/5) R Capoist Zoomer refusing to take retard pills (ID: M212K8nG) 02/20/22(Sun)01:09:28 No.362014589>>362014662 >>362016204 >>362030970 >>362032031 >>362032906 File: 2.jpg (137 KB, 850x400) Reddit and Newspeak Zoomer refusing to take retard pills (ID: (M212K8nG) 02/20/22(Sun)01:08:37 No.362014481 >>362014650 >>362016204 >>362016716 >>362017146 >>362017836 >>362018567 >>362018962 >>362019101 >>362021768 >>362026961 >>362027330 >>362029410 >>362030970 >>362032031 >>362032618>>362032740 >>362034729 >>362034975 ians The "reddit language was created to limit the words for you to use when you want to express your own original thoughts and opinions. If you use this language, you can't sound as extreme as the left can ("kill all nazis", "whites are terrorists", and are the worst etc). Your language has been dumbed down so it sounds ridiculous if you try to express yourself using this language if you were to say something non-left leaning. A leftist could use this language to sound convincing, meanwhile you (the right leaning one) would sound like doing mental gymtastics to find simple words. Example: > I'm not racist, but... we need to address... but that doesn't mean. racism is bad. > I'm not against... but there is one problem... it's complicated... I don't care what other people do... ...people will do it anyway. > I don't like this because... not to sound like an "X"... so obviously I'm not "X"... I can see why people like/enjoy this... so it's objectively good because other people like it......so I accept it. Don't you see that the whole aim of reddit language is to narrow the range of thought? In the end we shall make thoughtcrime literally impossible, because there will be no words in which to express it. (George Orwell) Starting typing like a redditor, you pretty much set yourself up to fail expressing your own opinion, and that's the goal. Reddit is a self-indoctrination site to make people start talking like a moron. People do this because they still think that it's a "democratic tool to use, that it's a big place for "discussions". But to be part of the "discussion, you have to speak the reddit language, otherwise you get downvoted or banned. (2/5) Zoomer refusing to take retard pills (ID: M212K8nG) 02/20/22 (Sun)01:10:00 No.362014662 >>362014743 >>362016204 >>362026659 >>362030970 >>362031218>>362032031 File: 3.jpg (219 KB, 1095x771) 1502 1506 1520- 1522 1524 "Diversity is great -1512 > "muh let people enjoy what they want > "muh don't yell at the (corporate) wagie, don't be a Karen -1510 (5/5) -1514 1504 1508 Fig. 9 1526- 1520- 1524 SAY "Diversity is great" to get upvotes don't hate people creating the problem, it's just some bad individuals -1512 muttretard SEA 1514 -1510 U.S. Patent >>362014589 Reddit rewards people (with votes and awards) who adopt this language when they type/write stuff, and attack those who don't conform to it ("muh where's' your source", "you sound radicalized", "just accept it", "not arguing with you* etc). These people will most likely carry this language off to other sites and even maybe outside the internet. This is what reddit is designed to do, not just to create an illusion of consensus, but to also make people conform and adopt some version of Newspeak. > Awards = Participation trophies for group think, pretty much a "medal for good think. Zoomer refusing to take retard pills (ID: M212K8nG) 02/20/22(Sun)01:10:32 No.362014743 >>362014822 >>362016204 >>362018584>>362030970 >>362032031 >>362014662 Extra notes: Aug. 21, 2012 Reddit is unironically worse than Facebook and other sites. It's more than just "censorship" to block out information so people don't see the information, it's mind manipulation to make people adopt a language too, a language that can't oppose degeneracy and big corporations in a realistic way. Here is some typical reddit phrases (a.k.a the "plebbit meme"): 99/33/39/4 Sheet 9 of 20 > "just buy another > "Not all people are like that, just because they are overrepresented in statistics doesn't mean [insert retard pills]* > "muh love is love" (+ "no room for hate here* etc) Many_chan sites are honeypots, but I would rather be on a fed list than brainwashing myself with retarded n----- buzzwords and phrases to limit my own thoughts. > inb4 mods and users are the problem, not the site and staff. No, the website is designed for this to take place (look at the Karma system and the layout), and there have been countless amounts of times of reddit shutting down subreddits they don't like, transferring moderation to more left leaning mods etc. (3/5) US 8,246,454 B2 Zoomer refusing to take retard pills (ID: M212K8nG) 02/20/22(Sun)01:11:03 No.362014822 >>362016204 >>362019262 >>362026685 >>362030970 >>362032031 >>362033199 File: 4.jpg (485 KB, 1118x894) > There is no proof of reddits voting system being real. You can't see who upvoted your post or comments. The votes are not proportional to the users and they use the meme excuse "to prevent bad actors using bot/political vote raids", but it's pretty much a cover up for them to say: "We decide how many votes a post should have. Remember, the reddit staff currates the front page. (read about "Dead internet theory" if you enjoy a good internet rabbithole.) The reddit "vote formula is just a buzzword for morons to accept this number manipulation. > You are forced to adopt this language no matter what, if you want to post stuff you need Karma, and to get Karma you need upvotes, and the only way to get upvotes is to spew out b------- "good think comments and reddit memes. You do this by typing out leftwing comments with own fingers, or copying other users' comments you have read. If you are an individual that is uncertain of your political beliefs or haven't got a grasp on how the internet works (how to spot shills, spam and slide threads etc), you are at risk of being sucked into the language without knowing it. Pretty much anyone below the age of 23-27 are extra vulnerable for this, and especially women. Look up "Neuroplasticity and how it relates to the brain absorbing information passively (related to language learning and skill development). But here is the quick run down: Young people are absorbing information faster but suck at filtering it (they just accept information without questioning it), older people are slower, but better at filtering it and sorting it out. The critical age for this is around 25 +/- 2 years, some say 25-30 years (it depends on the research, I'm not a medical doctor to figure out the exact number). (4/5) >>362014743 > If the users don't conform to the language, the posts gets "locked" by moderators with the excuse "toxic comments" (or similar wordings to shut it down), which means that they failed to create the desired consensus they had in mind before the post was made. > Reddit's CEO Steve Huffman changed someone's comments because a user called him out. They also banned people for questioning Ashton "Aimee Challenor (an reddit t----- administrator) for defending a convicted p--- (his dad...) and talking about sex fantasies online... involving kids, I'm not making this s--- up! Political figures actaully have administrative powers on this f------ site, and some are actually pedos. Now I hope you got somewhat of an idea of why reddit is the worst place to have any discussions online. These was just the first major points, and there is a lot more to talk about when it comes to reddit and how a s----- site it truly is. Here is some other topics I wont explain but you can look up and figure out if it's true or not. I believe them to be so, but you should really learn how to spot it yourself and come to your own conclusions. > 99% of the memes are corporate shills or political propaganda (both at the same time too is also very common), reddit is the paradise of astroturfing. > all the game and tech subs are moderated by company PR departments to allow their own shills and filter out bad reviews and competitors. > the site really is full of pedos and other degenerates. > if you see something that isn't some of the things above, it's just a wannabe e-celebrity trying to leech off an already existing fanbase (that is somehow related to that subreddit). Don't use reddit.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/573/374/110.jpg "Anon analyses Reddit | /r/Greentext")
![: Anonymous I fell for it anons 04/19/23(Wed)01:59:54 No.897832215 Anons, I just lost my virginity. It is such a scam I can't even begin to explain it. Chad retards who fell for it will try and shame you for ignoring women and following your own wants and desires but they're just retards who fell for it and are now in too deep to turn back. Virgins reading this I know you'll probably disregard my opinion and still want to go for it and by all means, just don't say I didn't warn you. This is my first post on 4chan after being a long time lurker and I always thought everyone here was a retard but now I'm one of you. I get it now. I took the pill. The one thing women are valued for in society isn't even good. Now I'm going to go and fulfil my own life, and do everything I want to instead of subconsciously simping over women everyday. This is the start of a new chapter anons, and I'm happy. [pic related, type of s--- I'm on rn] 26 KB JPG](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/573/373/339.jpg "Anon reveals the truth | /r/Greentext")
![-File: sadfaf.png (71 KB, 800x600) Anonymous 06/14/21(Mon)16:00:16 No.856845689 [Reply]► >>856845848 >sitting in my computer chair going beast mode in a FNAF marathon >suddenly Freddy jumps out at me and I scream loudly >my legs and chair feels wet >I look down and I notice the telltale greenish liquid going down my legs >rats! I soiled my pants because I wasn't ready for Freddy! That's the third time this week! >i consider hiding it but mommy eventually finds out, and I have no idea how! So I feel like it's only right for me to come out to momsy womsy and perhaps get a handsome good boy reward for my honesty >i suck in a lot of air, like a cute little balloon, and I bellow loud enough to cause my third chin to wobble >"MMMMMOOO0000000000MMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY™ >no answer, I'm getting frustrated >"MO000000000000000000MMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY causes me to almost lose consciousness from exhaustion >ugh, lazy goofball. It seems as though a good boy's work is never done. I allow myself 5 minutes to haul my hefty frame out of my computer chair >I slowly waddle down the stairs, and I only get winded 3 times! I'm becoming such an athletic boy, but I would never join those barbarian regimes people call "Football teams" >i see the silly girl lying on the couch >she's holding one of those orange candy capsules daddy gave to me before he left to buy more tendies, he was so generous! He told me I could eat them all! >i begin stomping my feet again saying "MOMMY!" with each stomp >she doesn't respond, but she must be having a good dream, because she's smiling >fine, she'll just have to find my mess on her own again, she can't get mad at me this time! I tried to tell her after all >i sneak five dozen frozen tendies out of the fridge and take a small bowl for me to make my favorite tangy ranch dipping sauce for my troubles, mommy won't notice! It's been 8 hours since I saw mommy and she still hasn't gotten up! Do people usually sleep this long? I scream again as I begin pounding my fists against my worn armrests and stomping my feet on the floor, but doing so](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/573/313/17a.jpg "Anon plays fnaf | /r/Greentext")
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