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-File: sadfaf.png (71 KB, 800x600) Anonymous 06/14/21(Mon)16:00:16 No.856845689 [Reply]► >>856845848 >sitting in my computer chair going beast mode in a FNAF marathon >suddenly Freddy jumps out at me and I scream loudly >my legs and chair feels wet >I look down and I notice the telltale greenish liquid going down my legs >rats! I soiled my pants because I wasn't ready for Freddy! That's the third time this week! >i consider hiding it but mommy eventually finds out, and I have no idea how! So I feel like it's only right for me to come out to momsy womsy and perhaps get a handsome good boy reward for my honesty >i suck in a lot of air, like a cute little balloon, and I bellow loud enough to cause my third chin to wobble >"MMMMMOOO0000000000MMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY™ >no answer, I'm getting frustrated >"MO000000000000000000MMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY causes me to almost lose consciousness from exhaustion >ugh, lazy goofball. It seems as though a good boy's work is never done. I allow myself 5 minutes to haul my hefty frame out of my computer chair >I slowly waddle down the stairs, and I only get winded 3 times! I'm becoming such an athletic boy, but I would never join those barbarian regimes people call "Football teams" >i see the silly girl lying on the couch >she's holding one of those orange candy capsules daddy gave to me before he left to buy more tendies, he was so generous! He told me I could eat them all! >i begin stomping my feet again saying "MOMMY!" with each stomp >she doesn't respond, but she must be having a good dream, because she's smiling >fine, she'll just have to find my mess on her own again, she can't get mad at me this time! I tried to tell her after all >i sneak five dozen frozen tendies out of the fridge and take a small bowl for me to make my favorite tangy ranch dipping sauce for my troubles, mommy won't notice! It's been 8 hours since I saw mommy and she still hasn't gotten up! Do people usually sleep this long? I scream again as I begin pounding my fists against my worn armrests and stomping my feet on the floor, but doing so

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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: Anonymous 22 KB JPG 04/16/23(Sun)10:53:04 No.72970570 I am a 22 year old man, and I still shower with my mom and sleep next to her. : Anonymous 04/16/23(Sun)10:55:49 No.72970597 God I wish.I wishmy mom wasn't married to my dad and would shower with me. She's not even hot, I just need female attention and touch. FUCCCCCC

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File: 166576755675229.png (653 KB, 595x397) Anonymous 04/18/23(Tue)13:00:36 No. 183156617 ► >>183156699 >>183156712 >>183156761 >>183157033 >>183157337 >>183157435 >>183157517 >>183157660 >>183157936 >>183158636 >>183158983 >>183159081 >>183159161 >>183159686 >on her deathbed >instead of thinking about her children and husband of 70 years she thinks of some homeless dude who f----- her on a boat trip for 2 days >millions of women consider this a great love story Why are women like this?

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File: 3D Pinball.png (136 KB, 600x417) Space Ca 10% >start playing around with it >find 3D Pinball for Windows >immediately start playing HALL 1 0 □ Anonymous 06/12/22(Sun)20:13:05 No.880007734 [Reply] >be me >father dies >going through father stuff >find old xp laptop he was still using >sadsmile.jpg >decide to boot it up >slow as molasses >finally get to desktop >XP_startup_sound.wav >that sound >get blasted with memories from my youth >remember all the good time spent with my father >when he would surprise me with a pack of Pokemon cards >when he would take me to work with him and let me play with all the cool electronic tools >when he would tell me stories to make me sleep >cry my eyes out all night Miss you dad. >when we would play card games and inevitably beat me >when he would do magic tricks to entertain me >when we would play crosswords during summer >when we talked for hours about everything >when we watched F1 together

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-File: sadfaf.png (71 KB, 800x600) Anonymous 06/14/21(Mon)16:00:16 No.856845689 [Reply]► >>856845848 >sitting in my computer chair going beast mode in a FNAF marathon >suddenly Freddy jumps out at me and I scream loudly >my legs and chair feels wet >I look down and I notice the telltale greenish liquid going down my legs >rats! I soiled my pants because I wasn't ready for Freddy! That's the third time this week! >i consider hiding it but mommy eventually finds out, and I have no idea how! So I feel like it's only right for me to come out to momsy womsy and perhaps get a handsome good boy reward for my honesty >i suck in a lot of air, like a cute little balloon, and I bellow loud enough to cause my third chin to wobble >"MMMMMOOO0000000000MMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY™ >no answer, I'm getting frustrated >"MO000000000000000000MMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY causes me to almost lose consciousness from exhaustion >ugh, lazy goofball. It seems as though a good boy's work is never done. I allow myself 5 minutes to haul my hefty frame out of my computer chair >I slowly waddle down the stairs, and I only get winded 3 times! I'm becoming such an athletic boy, but I would never join those barbarian regimes people call "Football teams" >i see the silly girl lying on the couch >she's holding one of those orange candy capsules daddy gave to me before he left to buy more tendies, he was so generous! He told me I could eat them all! >i begin stomping my feet again saying "MOMMY!" with each stomp >she doesn't respond, but she must be having a good dream, because she's smiling >fine, she'll just have to find my mess on her own again, she can't get mad at me this time! I tried to tell her after all >i sneak five dozen frozen tendies out of the fridge and take a small bowl for me to make my favorite tangy ranch dipping sauce for my troubles, mommy won't notice! It's been 8 hours since I saw mommy and she still hasn't gotten up! Do people usually sleep this long? I scream again as I begin pounding my fists against my worn armrests and stomping my feet on the floor, but doing so

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