: Anonymous 22 KB JPG 04/16/23(Sun)10:53:04 No.72970570 I am a 22 year old man, and I still shower with my mom and sleep next to her. : Anonymous 04/16/23(Sun)10:55:49 No.72970597 God I wish.I wishmy mom wasn't married to my dad and would shower with me. She's not even hot, I just need female attention and touch. FUCCCCCC

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon watches the titanic | /r/Greentext

File: 166576755675229.png (653 KB, 595x397) Anonymous 04/18/23(Tue)13:00:36 No. 183156617 ► >>183156699 >>183156712 >>183156761 >>183157033 >>183157337 >>183157435 >>183157517 >>183157660 >>183157936 >>183158636 >>183158983 >>183159081 >>183159161 >>183159686 >on her deathbed >instead of thinking about her children and husband of 70 years she thinks of some homeless dude who f----- her on a boat trip for 2 days >millions of women consider this a great love story Why are women like this?

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Anon travels across the globe. | /r/Greentext

ntermission: 21 HELLO! Mynameis JEFF Davi Chan lil panic attack Ghost 22 20 320 €70 453a 70 800 70 780 22 740 20 620 2.81 MB JPG >be me >be american >get shot >move to england >get stabbed >move to africa >starve >move to australia >fall off earth

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Anon plays an old game | /r/Greentext

File: 3D Pinball.png (136 KB, 600x417) Space Ca 10% >start playing around with it >find 3D Pinball for Windows >immediately start playing HALL 1 0 □ Anonymous 06/12/22(Sun)20:13:05 No.880007734 [Reply] >be me >father dies >going through father stuff >find old xp laptop he was still using >sadsmile.jpg >decide to boot it up >slow as molasses >finally get to desktop >XP_startup_sound.wav >that sound >get blasted with memories from my youth >remember all the good time spent with my father >when he would surprise me with a pack of Pokemon cards >when he would take me to work with him and let me play with all the cool electronic tools >when he would tell me stories to make me sleep >cry my eyes out all night Miss you dad. >when we would play card games and inevitably beat me >when he would do magic tricks to entertain me >when we would play crosswords during summer >when we talked for hours about everything >when we watched F1 together

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Anon Is Andrew Lester | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 38 KB JPG 04/18/23(Tue)08:11:07 No.897800085 >be me >Andrew Lester >patriotic octogenarian >have been robbed and beaten by nogs several times and as a result have severe ptsd >recently donated 25k to a local children's ward >godlyman.jpg >am sitting down to my afternoon cheese sandwich and up of weak tea >suddenly here loud relentless banging and thuggery at my door >ohnoitshappeningagain.wav >retrieve my firearm >as I'm about to open the door it is kicked in and I see a towering black youth attempting to rush through my door >I no longer take chances so I discharge my weapon in his face >he's still coming so I drop slightly and hit him in the arm >finally he's down >am going into respiratory distress bc old man >police question me and tell me this chemistry whiz was the next Walter White and I potentially stopped the real life breaking bad from happening. >sigh with relief as they drop me off back at my home, fix my door and give me back my gun >suck my sagging f------ nuts Biden 7 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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The privately run prison construction sector | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: p8mXa+MO) 04/18/23(Tue)07:33:13 No.423978492 if blacks vanished from the planet, what sector of society would suffer? >>423978578 # >>423978698 # >>423978718 # >>423979076 # >>423979145 # >>423979258 # >>423979291 # >>423981360 # Anonymous (ID: J3T9+nRV) 04/18/23(Tue)08:03:47 No.423981360 >>423978492 # >if blacks vanished from the planet, what sector of society would suffer? flavored cigar manufacturers would cease to exist practically over night 78557

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totally deceptive | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: hi/G7zQU) 04/18/23(Tue)08:57:17 No.423937970 Entering the wrong house, white edition: >*Sheepishly enter front door* >Hello? Hellooo? Is Jim here? >"There's no Jim here, you've got the wrong house and I'm going to have to ask you to leave." >Oh, terribly sorry. I'll leave you in peace. My apologies for disturbing your morning. Entering the wrong house, black edition: >*Burst through front door* >AYO JIM, THE F--- YOU AT BOY? >"Whoa there! There's no Jim here. You best turn right back out that door" >F--- nah, this Jim's house n----. He got them big bass speakers up on Facebook n----. Two Benjamins. He saida just come on in. Where they at? >"You need to leave NOW." >I ain't gonna go no time till I got them bass blastin' feel? You hidin' them? Bet you some f-----' con man. S---. WHERE F----- JIM? >*.22 go pew*

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Anon can’t catch a break | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 317 KB JPG 04/18/23(Tue)14:47:56 No.897803005 >wake up >feel fine >about to take shower >feel fine >start shower >feel fine >get in >feel fine >lather up with soap >feel fine >... >stomach hurt >have to take massive s--- >have to jump out of shower to s--- >sitting on toilet soaking wet >cold Why

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Anon pulls a prenkkk.... | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/13/11(Tue)20:26 No.110166515 Hide File 1315959994.jpg-(9 KB, 251x251, 1315262861686.jpg) >Be about 9-10 years old >Little brother is sleeping in his bed (We shared rooms, back in the day) >Think It'd be hilarious to fart on his head >Pull down my pants and lower my ass so close to his face my anus is almost touching his nose >Fart D: >He wakes up by snorting my liquid s--- up his nose >He vomits EVERYWHERE >Realize it isn't a fart >Liquid s--- pours out of my ass, onto his face >I flee the scene like some scat version of The Phantom of the Opera >He runs downstairs crying and gagging >Hide under the bed >Hear mum do a mini scream and ask what the hell happened to him >Still s------- myself under the bed, in small squits >mfw mum found me That was a terrible day.

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Anon Starts Typing | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11 KB JPG 04/18/23(Tue)09:30:05 No.897802516 >start typing post >realise you dont care that much >close tab View Thread

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Ameranon supports his government | /r/Greentext

File: goldpanning.jpg (211 KB, 1600x899) >get 0 responses >am starving I like to call myself a patriot ■ gold panning Anonymous (ID: H3QInvx)) 04/17/23(Mon)20:40:06 No. 17479634 >get up early to Pan for gold in the Yaak river Montana >spend hours of my life shaking a strainer covered in dirt >manage to get a couple grams of gold, one of the luckiest days I've had to far >success >put all gold into vile >mail gold directly to United States Bullion Depository with following letter: "Hello, it is with my fullest joy and enthusiasm that I gift you all gold I found in Montana to further grow the United States Economy. Thank you for being the best country on earth" >do this daily

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Anons talk creator clash | /r/Greentext

Anonymous LOL Leafy @LeafyIsi lere AMALIE 12:26 AM Apr 16, 2023 929.3K Views qrd? 485 Retweets 78 Quotes 13.6K Likes 213 Bookmarks idubbbz bros... 04/17/23(Mon)11:12:35 No.183106014 Anonymous image_2023-04-17_021146671.png 513 KB PNG Spectrum Anonymous >>183106397 # >>183107014 # >>183109303 # tersty 04/17/23(Mon)11:28:30 No.183106290 04/17/23(Mon)12:46:50 No.183107800 20230417_064546.jpg 50 KB JPG >>183107861 # >>183107884 # >>183107940 # >>183108698 # >>183108753 # >>183109059 # >>183109202 # 04/17/23(Mon)12:09:41 No.183107014 Anonymous >>183106290 # >idubbbz was a popular youtuber who made fun of other youtubers for how they acted on social media >gets it in his head that he's some sort of "alpha" for exposing retarded s--- people post >starts dating a w---- around 2019 >she starts wrapping him around her finger because it turns out he's actually just a scrawny nerd making videos and she's the only girl who's given him attention >she starts an onlyfans account around 2020 and uses his channel to promote it >she takes charge of the relationship, preventing him from talking to friends she doesn't like, calling him a p---- when he doesn't defend her w---- behavior, and threatening to break up with him constantly >Because of this, everyone starts calling him a cuck, including youtubers with large audiences he p----- off in the past >he tries to play it off like he's not bothered by it, but is clearly seething about his w---- gf and is too spineless to tell her to stop >they get married in 2021, and he takes her last name, permanently cementing his place as a cuck >his appearance also changes from a clean cut look with no tats, to a white thrash looking gremlin, like his w---- gf, further showing how much influence she has over him >in order to pretend he has some form of dignity or semblance of manhood left, he organizes a "boxing event", where he will compete in the main event >he picks what he thinks is an easy win and barely trains, but other guy takes the fight seriously and shows up looking twice his size, beats the s--- out of him >decides to try again after spending years doing nothing but training >still gets his ass kicked, despite having every advantage possible (fighting a guy who is smaller, took the fight on a month's notice and has never boxed) because he does not have an ounce of testosterone in his body >breaks down crying in the post fight interview realizing that he's a cuck, while his w---- wife looks at him with disgust and is already thinking of a divorce to take half his money >>183107240 # >>183107324 # >>183107563 # >>183107740 # >>183107919 # >>183108003 # >>183108056 # >>183108224 # >>183108381 # >>183108647 # >>183109077 # >>183109303 #

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Anon acquires bird-level knowledge | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 2.79 MB JPG 04/04/17 (Tue)19:11:53 No.8771033 >two weeks ago >make thread asking how to eat these >today >Can't stop eating these Why did you uncage this demon 18 Replies / 1 Image View Thread Anonymous >asking how to eat sunflower seeds are you more stupid than a bird 04/04/17 (Tue)19:13:07 No.8771037

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