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Anonymous 09/13/11(Tue)20:26 No.110166515 Hide File 1315959994.jpg-(9 KB, 251x251, 1315262861686.jpg) >Be about 9-10 years old >Little brother is sleeping in his bed (We shared rooms, back in the day) >Think It'd be hilarious to fart on his head >Pull down my pants and lower my ass so close to his face my anus is almost touching his nose >Fart D: >He wakes up by snorting my liquid s--- up his nose >He vomits EVERYWHERE >Realize it isn't a fart >Liquid s--- pours out of my ass, onto his face >I flee the scene like some scat version of The Phantom of the Opera >He runs downstairs crying and gagging >Hide under the bed >Hear mum do a mini scream and ask what the hell happened to him >Still s------- myself under the bed, in small squits >mfw mum found me That was a terrible day.

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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