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Anonymous Be serious /b/ am I a f----- 75 KB JPG 04/18/23(Tue)09:45:14 No.897795736 >be me >college-aged male >f------ manlet >5 foot 4 >feminine fat distribution (thick ass and thighs) >get hit on by str8 dudes whenever I go out >I don't even recognize myself as a man anymore >j------- alone in my room to the thought of being a girl so I could date >go to lgbt support group mainly just to complain to f------ about how the gigachad they're chasing all want to date me >see trad-looking lesbian >churchgoer, modest, virgin >genius idea >introduce self as trans woman looking to date other women >ask her out >she believes I am a woman and I am dating her >have sex >nut inside >she's not on birth control >she misses her period "It's probably just stress" >getting nervous >buy a pregnancy test >kinda sad it's negative but life goes on and we really can't afford a child >continue living happy domestic life having unprotected sex "Man it's crazy how she hasn't got pregnant yet" >need extra cash >donate to sperm bank >f------ infertile >makes no sense >go to doctor >f------ intersex got my p---- stitched at birth >I'm actually a girl dating another girl

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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It’s over for anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Bowsette song has sent me into(...) And she won't even care for you I fear 247 KB JPG 04/16/23(Sun)00:53:37 No.72972496 Its over >be me >listen to Bowsette song >remember time I ignored a girl who was very clearly into me to chase a hotter girl >hotter girl turns out to be a lesbian >other girl switches schools and I never see her again >no girl has shown interest in me since >regret

Steep prices | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/18/23(Sat) 19:00:54 No.19064954 1679176125410638 (1).gif 3.12 MB GIF >tea comes in big and medium sizes >Big tea is more expensive than medium tea >Order medium tea >Get a glass of hot water and one tea unit package >Order big tea >Get a glass with a couple more ounces of hot water and the same size of tea unit package They are charging me more for extra hot water I can order a medium tea and ask for free water : Anonymous >>19064954 (OP) # shut the f--- up 03/18/23(Sat) 19:07:38 No.19064980

admin meets a sigma male | /r/Greentext

Story from today >Go to use restroom downloadfile.jpg 27 KB JPG >Pick the urinal on the far left as it's the closest (there are 3 for context) >Soon after another guy comes, takes the far right urinal >Randomly a third guy comes in and exclaims "Ayooo, it's peepee time" >He approaches middle stall and says "mind if I squeeeeze in here?" Before doing so regardless >"How are we doing today, fellas?" >Start to awkwardly laugh, finish pissing and and got to wash my hands >He follows me, watches me wash my hands, then proceeds to not wash his and leave Did I meet a sigma male?

Anon loses attraction. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Me: Mom, Dad, I have a girlfriend Parents: Oh thank god we thought you were gay me: I am 04/18/23(Tue) 15:54:46 No.72998191 >get trans gf >nice relationship >everything going well >she has a cute voice really high and girly >one day playing a game together 128 KB JPG >she loses to me >says "f---" in a really manly voice >shocked >instantly lose all attraction >what should I do bros?

Anon kills a real skinwalker and saves the day | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >be me, 22 >camping innawoods with two friends >sitting around campfire, me and friend 1 are smoking cigarettes >friend 2 goes to take a s--- and grab firewood, comes back after a few minutes 07/15/21(Thu)08:56:43 No.29228061 >chain smoking, like 4 hours go by and one of us has a c-------- in our mouth or hand at all times >friend 2 is getting increasingly bothered by smoke, asks if we can stop >wut.jpg >remember reading somewhere that Natives say skinwalkers don't like tobacco smoke >realize friend 2 smells like s---, too >friend 1 and I come to the conclusion friend 2 is a skinwalker >I hack friend 2 to pieces with the hatchet we brought as friend 1 holds him down >makes f----- up noises while axing him, definitely a skinwalker >we smell a weird coppery smell, definitely a skinwalker >friend 1 and I throw the bloody chunks into the fire >crisis averted And that's how my friend and I killed a skinwalker Saul, if you see this, put me in the video >>29230722 #

Anon decides someone else's fate | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Steve.jpg 91 KB JPG 86 decides what happens to steve the cat let him out 04/18/23(Tue)08:35:01 No.897784302 : Anonymous 04/18/23(Tue)08:37:27 No.897784397 HEY /6/ : Anonymous 04/18/23(Tue)08:37:53 No.897784409 lack some timestamp here >>897784495 # >>897784635 # bread cat : Anonymous 04/18/23(Tue)08:38:09 No.897784422 : Anonymous cat goes free : Anonymous 04/18/23(Tue)08:38:50 No.897784450 Release immediately or I will have u tracked down 04/18/23(Tue)08:39:01 No.897784453

Anon doesn’t like a particular comic artist | /r/Greentext

Anonymous ignore the sexist trolls so they go away that one lady with the cringy comics 04/17/23 (Mon)16:14:55 No.897766808 make several comics about them, giving them the attention they want @lequirkycumic patreon.com/whothefuckgivesmoneytothischick le quirky cat This woman is too goddamn easy to mock lequirkycumic.com 3966916B-AE47-4E12-A915-CBBACA99EE26.jpg 332 KB JPG

Femanon is redpilled | /r/Greentext

07/21/21 (Wed)12:42:03 No.64657226 >have a crush on a handsome successful chad >use incel advice to make myself attractive (dont swear or drink, dont wear too much makeup, act cute and pure, be trad and modest, make my hobbies baking and knitting and s--- like that, make it known im a virgin to him, stay at home and want to be a wife and mommy) : Anonymous 9 KB JPG >he ends up choosing a slutty, binge drinking, bimbo cakeface girl who runs her own business and is extremely unfeminine and loud and hates kids Stupid s----- incel advice only works for attracting betas.

Anon is livin’ Las Vegas | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: CfNHW8YS ) 06/24/14(Tue)00:32:23 No.552734235 >rent a convertible sports car and a parachute >get your favorite handgun and shoot it in the air around a police station >high speed chase ensues >lead the police into the desert and wait for media choppers >itstime.jpg >tie parachute cord around your neck and throw a brick on the gas >deploy parachute, snapping your neck and simultaniously dragging your lifeless body into the air behind the car >parasail across the desert until your car dies Bonus points if the parachute says Ron Paul 2008 Bonus points if wearing assless fursuit

Anon gives it a shot | /r/Greentext

$Bell : Anonymous 42 KB JPG 6:28 PM boards.4chan.org 02/02/19(Sat) 18:22:36 No.791644591 >approach her on stairs going up to biology class > I say hi and then immediately fall walking up the stairs and hit my face square on one of the steps and my phone gets flinged over the railing >look up and she's laughing >ask if I'm okay I say yes and then I do it >"would you wanna hangout sometime?" >she says she has a boyfriend and walks off >I hear her laughing through the door >mfw when I fractured my jaw broke my phone and got rejected at the same time >>791644800 # >be me >beta pretty good looking >have had crush on qt 3.14 for years and finally get the courage to ask her out. Anonymous >>791644591 (OP) # It's all right, OP, 4chan won't laugh at you. 02/02/19(Sat)18:24:40 No.791644728 02/02/19(Sat)18:25:50 No.791644800 Anonymous >>791644591 (OP) # >>791644728 # HAHAHAHA f------ retard$