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>be me >be a janitor at my the local mall by day >be necromancer by night >studied necromancy in secret for 153 KB JPG years >basically my job consists of driving around a Zamboni and moping restrooms at the mall >at home I read dark magic books in pdf and post on /x/ and practice the dark arts >one day found a dead fetus in one of the toilets at the mall >blood everywhere >seems that someone did not want to have a baby or something >fetus is maybe 4-5 months old >cleaned the room >place the lifeless fetus inside a black plastic bag >go home >practice some spells on it >nothing >decide to implant a lost soul into it >somehow I created an imp >ugly looking but does not attack me >the imp looks hungry >lock it into the basement >imp feed on rats and mice for the first nights >hide the imp inside a metal toolbox >get s side gig as an exterminator >co worker mention rats in her attic >go to her house and let the toolbox with the imp overnight >her rat problem got resolved >place my imp back into the toolbox >left the toolbox in the back of my truck >stop to refuel at a gas station >go inside wait in line to pay for gas >when I came back realize someone stole my toolbox >my face when someone out there has my rat eating imp

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