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: Anonymous 04/30/21(Fri)19:25:36 No.853306463 >>853305901 # It was like five years ago anon, dont have any pics. >move to new city >be lonely after a few weeks, finally settled into new lame job >finally move to position in the company where I have weekends off >been lonely as s--- in the work/sleep cycle for like 3 weeks straight >get on dating app, mostly just looking for friends >message a bunch of girls, hoping to get laid but that was secondary to just trying to find a drinking buddy or someone to show me around town >no one is down to hangout that evening >finally match with trap as I'm about to go to bed >cute femboy, some slutty pics in stockings >asks me what i'm trying to get into >just say im new to town and looking to have a couple drinks and see the city >let's me know he's a trap (i already knew, it was relatively obvious), and asks if im still down to meet >say sure, just trying to make friends >bar is walkign distance to my house, I walk over to the bar we agreed to meet at >have a few drinks, smoke, was having a decent time >he's pretty drunk within an hour, im buzzed, tells me he doesnt feel comfy driving >offer him my couch >go back to my place >sit on the couch and put on some s--- movie >can tell he's purposefully letting his skirt ride up, acting flirty >l'm pretty awkard tbh and wasn't sure what to do, was legit just expecting to hang out >puts his hand on my thigh >d--- gets hard fast, he sees it >puts his hand on gently brushign up against my bulge >i open my legs a bit, inviting >proceeds to unzip my pants and suck on my c--- for like 20 minutes (couldn't c-- cuz booze) >dump buckets in his mouth thats about it

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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