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Anonymous 218 KB PNG 04/19/23(Wed)08:36:40 No.897856596 >>897855932 # >Anyone that calls out my schizophrenic b------- is a r*dditor

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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>be white >go to japan >women aren't actually throwing themselves at me f--- you guys, why did you lie?

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File: IMG_4047.jpg (33 KB, 739x415) 20E Anonymous 04/18/23(Tue)21:27:21 No.897833527 [Reply]► >>897834156 >be me >Andrew Lester >patriotic, all American high school football champion, war hero, man of god and all around good guy >have been robbed, assaulted and victimised in my home several times and never once pressed charges >suddenly the other day a deranged, crack addicted, poc gang member storms through my front door with his gang in tow demanding I give up my war medals and what little cash of my pension I have on me >had been cleaning my service revolver and reflecting on the time I saved 50 men from the Vietcong >military training kicks in and I blast a round into his skull >the drugs and the white hate have made him powerful so it takes a second shot to drop him >he's still babbling about BLM, Biden, Harris, cancel culture and the conspiracy to eradicate whites >police say if I hadn't stopped him he planned to murder several children and r--- their families >that night as I'm scrubbing brains off my carpet I think of how many more people I've saved by putting down this insane drug dealing gang member

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Anon solving a captcha | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 354 KB PNG 06/27/21(Sun)09:10:41 No.64329062 >be me >solving captcha >tells me to select all squares containing buses >picture only has trucks in it >select trucks >it accepts my answer >mfw google's self driving cars now think that buses are trucks What are you doing to wage war against mass surveillance?

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Anon believes | /r/Greentext

☐ LIFE OF A FLAT EARTHER Anonymous 04/17/23(Mon)16:31:02 No.34573536 ► >>34573570 >>34573572 >>34573631 >>34573660 >>34573769 >>34573809 >>34573862 >>34574441 >>34575258 >>34575505 >>34575521 >>34577748 >>34577910 >>34579541 >>34579980 >>34580086 >>34581923 >>34582165 >>34582745 >>34582758 >>34582810 >>34582857 >>34582992 >>34583023 >>34584829 >>34586805 >>34588670 >wake up, sip perfectly stationary level glass of water >open curtains, see local sun cast beautiful crepuscular rays >driving to work, no visible curvature anywhere >lunch at the park, horizon rises to eye level >at my desk... nope, don't feel any rotation! >about to leave work, walk out to my car, think to myself "Heh, if globe, why parking lot flat? Hehe." >after dinner, see the full Moon change size in the sky "You know honey, the moon is a plasma mirror of Earth and discloses where the lost continent of Atlantis is." >plenty of photos on his Nikon D900 of the stars in the waters above that Chuds will scream is out of focus despite never having tried to look at the stars with a telescope in focus and then out of focus >read my son the entire lore of Tartaria before he goes to bed >lay down and Astral project until morning How can Globeheads even cope with the fact that Flat Earthers have normal lives and are just people that know they have purpose on this Earth? Also, inb4 jannies 404 this thread but let "gorillas are fake" go for days. ☐ Anonymous 04/17/23(Mon)16:37:47 No.34573570 ► >>34573895 >>34580301 >>34582429 >>34573536 (OP) As a globehead, I really hate how flatters can just stand up straight and proud in a way I just never could. I just hate that you're happy.

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WOAHAAHAHAh.jpg 171 KB JPG "AAAAAAAAAAAAA W-- ITS COMING RIGHT AT US"

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Anon has beef with flies | /r/Greentext

12:50 | 0.0KB/s PRO Vo WiFi D¹24% >tiny little gnats in house >problem all winter long >w-- r they coming from.gif >have one of those ultraviolet light traps near sink >super effective, trap is full by week 3 >still gnats all over sink area, in water pooled on dishes in sink >feel guilty because we don't have dishwasher and it gets tiring having to hand-wash every dish as soon as it enters sink to help mitigate infestation >believe that they're coming from the sink drain since so many appear in that area >gf has plants everywhere which she even autistically waters with a scheduler app on her phone telling her when to water them >conversation going on for months: "where the f--- are these little bitches coming from?" "I wish I knew >randomly doing some cleaning downstairs >gf has a Monstera plant that she's been caring for which is now 3+ ft tall >notice a f------ mosh pit of flies on the soil >mystery solved.exe >confront gf that I found the source of our 5-month ordeal >suggest put it outside >"I've had that monstera plant for a long time do you know how expensive a plant that size is now? $300 and you want me to just put it outside??? F------ women, I swear. What do?

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Man with his basement tenders | /r/Greentext

gettyimages-1142650713-10().jpg (108 KB, 1024x682) Anonymous 04/18/23(Tue)21:56:06 No.897835030 There's a man I know who spends most of his days in his basement, surrounded by empty boxes of chicken tenders and his loving mother. She brings him plate after plate of crispy tenders, which he devours with reckless abandon. He's always complaining about her cooking, but he loves it. It's a strange, yet oddly comforting scene. The man and his tenders, with his aging mother hard at work, a match made in basement heaven.

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Anonymous Genuinely Retarded 35 KB JPG 04/19/23(Wed)07:24:55 No.73011183 >Pick nose >eat it >bite nails >swallow >clip toenails >f------ eat that >wear hoodie with pullstring >absentmindedly chew on pullstring >enjoy can of soda >remove pull tab and chew on it for hours afterwards >any small bits of paper >guess what I do with them I hate myself so f------ much

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China children, good-bye | /r/Greentext

22 KB JPG >be me, playing WoW >play on asian servers because NA servers are too easy >2 Chinese players bully me >type "June 4th 1989, Tian an Men Square Massacre" >Both disconnect >mfw I just sent two inncoent children to a Chinese Labor Camp and got their whole family executed

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Anon senses a scheme | /r/Greentext

36 KB JPG >driving in car >mental autopilot with radio on >ad comes up >something about teachers and education by Kelly Clarkson >not really paying attention >ad nearing end by the United States Air Force" >"sponsored >lolwhat.jpg >think it was odd but ignore it till later on in car and hear it again >pay attention this time, talking about how important it is to become a teacher >anticipating the inevitable >"sponsored by the United States Air Force" >wait really? Why the f--- is the USAF sponsoring ads for people to become teachers? Are they trying to bait people to recruiters and ROTCS in college? Why Kelly Clarkson, was she just cheap? Why is a branch of the military talking about education, maybe I'm the weird one but this just confuses me

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Let's hear it for Travis the tard! | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/18/23(Tue)22:37:09 No.73009850 Tard stories thread? I'll start >Be me in middle school >There's a tard who we'll call Travis >There's also an autist who we'll call Brandon 40 KB JPG >Travis is wheelchair-bound and I've never heard him say anything beyond a few grunts >Brandon is high-functioning, but has anger issues and is known for lashing out violently >Brandon, Travis, and I all share a homeroom class >For some reason my school puts the tards in normal homerooms before sending them to the sped room for the rest of the day >One day, Brandon brings his DS to school >pokemondiamond.ds >Some fatass bumps into him and makes him drop it >Travis's ends up running it over with his wheelchair >Brandon, as he's known for doing, lets out an autistic screech that could bring down the walls of a fortress >Lunges at Travis, but is held back by a wrangler >Over the next few weeks, he acts really p----- all the time >Always staring at Travis, as if plotting revenge >One day, he punches him in the face and gets suspended >A few days later, he comes to school with a f------ gun, I don't even want to know how he got it >ohshit.jpg >Think he's either gonna go on a rampage or an hero right in front of everybody >Start saying my prayers since Brandon and I have never exactly been on the best of terms >Turns out, I was wrong on both of those options >Brandon goes right up to Travis and points the gun right at him >lastchancetolookatmehector.mp4 >Travis, as if he knows what's going to happen, releases his only method of defense >Proceeds to take the foulest s--- I have ever witnessed right then and there >Legends say that if you go within 10 miles of my hometown you'll still smell it >So rancid that Brandon instantly drops his gun >He's restrained by the SRO and eventually the cops take him to juvie >Travis is something of a celebrity for the rest of the school year >Last I heard, Brandon is in the psych ward >Find out later that I was indeed on Brandon's---- list >Thanks Travis

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When will it get better? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/18/23(Tue)21:43:12 No.73008837 [Reply] >>73009014 >>73009024 >>73009030 >>73009557 >be me >wake up at 5am >work 8h blue collar minimum wage job >come home to empty apartment >do drugs >rewatch the same cartoons over and over again >go to sleep when will it get better? i just cant i got no one i just fill my brain with noise so i can cope

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