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[L This is the future corporations want Anonymous 06/28/22 (Tue)12:07:44 No.69212167 >be me, 15 going on 16 year old in 2080 >roll out of bed and put on today's set of disposable clothes by Supreme >get out my 17th gen iPad Meta and VR headset >I'm AFAB so my iPad has a 4K camera, this will be useful next month when I'm no longer underage and can open my OnlyFans >open Metaverse meeting with my therapist >'still want to do crypto?' >'yeah' >'so the plan is, you'll get a T prescription and a masc iPad with crypto mining software' >'yeah sounds good' >'sure you're not nonbinary? the nonbinary iPad has mineware and a 4K camera, so you can still experience fem empowerment' >'no I don't want to do OnlyFans' >'ok, btw your next shipment of diet pills should arrive later today, remember to look out for the Amazon drone' >'thanks, see ya' >close meeting >it's nice therapists now respect bodily autonomy, 30 years ago people like me were called anophobic slurs and forced to eat >50 years ago people built their own devices, idk why you'd bother when Mapple makes them for you, also how tf did people get hold of GPUs >open level 52637 of VR Candy Crush >Candy Crush is a fem game so I may have to reconsider my identity

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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194 KB JPG >>423772049 # 04/16/23(Sun)22:16:15 No.423771817 >>423770269 (OP) # >bro it's just 100c bro >just get in the brah 100c that's all >brah why you at 50c come 100c with me F--- your entire culture then OP : Anonymous (ID: JCWMz6d8) >>423772049 # >>423774158 # 04/16/23(Sun)22:16:42 No.423771856 >>423770269 (OP) # >properly heated sauna is 100C You would f------ DIE.

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: Anonymous Luis F Quiroz Natal G Hello sirs have you praised kek today? FRAISE EK 511 KB PNG 04/17/23 (Mon)16:00:36 No.72988500 >be me, eating food at some restaurant by myself >have 4chan pulled up on my laptop >zoomer girl with septum piercing approaches me and asks me if im on 4chan >say yes >she keeps saying wow thats so cool, blabbering on about 4chan >just sit there nodding >she leaves W-- bros, just by browsing this site in public you can get weird zoomer girls to have a conversation with you View Thread

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: Anonymous Ascension wont change you 04/17/23(Mon)21:37:15 No.72988352 >23 >went from being an incel, to looksmaxxing and slaying >hooked up weekly with a different girl >tried a variety of drugs and tried a variety of activities >met my gf, we are fully bonded and out of all the girls ive tried I found the one >shes is like ashbie moon personality and looks wise 8 KB JPG >deeply in love with me tho she shouldnt be >got a decent job However I am still the same mess of a person I was prior to all this. My happiness level and demons still remain. If anything I am more blackpilled now than ever before having been with women irl vs shitpost. Is there any cope

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>>182853253 (OP) This summer... >*Gangnam Style beat starts playing* Doctor Oppenheimer... >*OP, OP OP OP* Is about to find out... >*OPPEN HEIMER STYLE* What being "the bomb"... >*AYYY SEXY LADY* Is all about... >*OP, OP OP OP* >*YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN-* >*music cuts out* >"My le bomb..... le killed people...!?!?" >*cuts across the table to Truman* >"Well, I wouldn't exactly call them people..." >3 seconds of silence as they stare at each other >*music cuts back in* >*OP, OP OP OP* >Letters float up onto the screen, spelling OPPENHEIMER >*OPPEN HEIMER STYLE, UH!* >Rated PG-13

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Anonymous 04/17/23(Mon)01:38:16 No.136704108 File: 71135007-F4AB-4D1B-AFE8-3(...).jpg (82 KB, 640x822) >are you a leaf? Anonymous 04/17/23 (Mon)08:02:50 No. 136707378 File: 26597148_4477504001_6777d(...).jpg (205 KB, 1024x683) >>136707253 you look like a leaf, but you're walking. Anonymous 04/17/23(Mon)07:55:09 No.136707253 File: 62d982f896f4c04462fa4fa8_(...).jpg (70 KB, 800x600) >>136707142 are you a walking leaf? i don't understand. why would a leaf want to walk? Anonymous 04/17/23(Mon)07:48:37 No.136707142 (25 KB, 612x408) File: istockphoto-860049914-612x612.jpg >>136704108 >You should be on a tree, leaf

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: Anonymous KOREAN SUPREMACY 04/17/23(Mon)12:03:49 No.72987100 >be Korean >White guys are insecure because they are uglier than us >Black guys are insecure because they have smaller d---- than us >Latinos and Middle Easterners are insecure because they are shorter than us >rest of Asians are insecure because they are not us 111 KB JPG Why are we so much superior? Literally every single woman on this planet would leave her husband and family for a Korean man. I feel bad for the rest of "men" or as I call them subhumans 88 Replies / 26 Images View Thread

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: Anonymous 133 KB JPG 04/16/23(Sun)10:11:03 No.72970144 >26 year old KHV, almost 27 >go to my regular, just hanging out like always >run into a girl I knew in highschool/church >she wants to talk >unironically tells her friends to f--- off and comes to sit with me >we talk and drink for a while >eventually we come around to talking about all the people we knew growing up >she starts spilling about all these girls who had crushes on me >says there were unironically three or four girls that probably would have done whatever I asked they liked me so much >some girls unironically considered me a major catch and tried hard to get my attention >I was completely clueless the whole time >straight up had no idea I've never felt worse honestly. I just feel like a moron.

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: Anonymous Medical thread? Medical thread(...) 04/16/23(Sun)21:34:38 No.897733181 10 KB JPG >10 years old. >Got prescribed with a disability. >Said disability is where a part of my body that regulates body temp is nonfunctional. >Parents and I didn't get what was going on, so I was taken to the doctor, again, after the trillionth time to get diagnosed. >Finally got to a doctor who knew his s--- >Doctor asked if I liked Godzilla. REALLY liked Godzilla. >Child brain went into overdrive and began a small conversation. >Doctor asked if I ever had seen Godzilla vs Destoroyah >Yes. >Doctor told me I can f------ melt down like a nuclear reactor by explaining Burning Godzilla. >Immediately realized my problem. >I'll die if I overheat. All I gotta do is stay cold, basically. 4 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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O Anonymous 04/17/23(Mon)06:56:18 No.72987449 >>72986881 # >My mom used to hurt me all the time even though I was an obedient nice child terrified of acting out. She would use "the claw" on me which was when she'd dig her fingers into my shoulder when I said something she disliked. She'd make her hand like a stiff claw and grab the back of my neck extremely harder than a pinch and make me cry. I'm her daughter so I never really fought back >Funny enough my two little brothers have 0 respect for her and like most boymoms she eats their s--- happily like a scat fetishist. I remember them punching her back to the point of her yelling in pain and she'd just get submissive to them and laugh it off. Also she'd do their homework for them and laugh when they made fun of her. But if I even breathe wrong in her direction she freaks the f--- out at me >Boymoms are retards and deserve to be r---- and killed lol. Hidden psychologically she wants to have sex with my brothers and worships them and they resent her for it they are stuck in an eternal push pull where my mom will always feel lesser. And I relish in it. Suffer, sow I was going to rip into you for talking about 'boymoms' but after reading your post a second time I mostly just feel sorry about your situation. It looks like you were legitimately discriminated against.

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: Anonymous 02/27/23 (Mon)15:11:09 No. 181112023 sortinghat.jpg 96 KB JPG >Hmm, Anon. Let's see. Loser. No friends. No discernible talents. Socially awkward. Never had a girlfriend. >Hufflepuff!

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Anonymous KOREAN SUPREMACY 111 KB JPG 04/17/23(Mon)12:03:49 No.72987100 >be Korean >White guys are insecure because they are uglier than us >Black guys are insecure because they have smaller d---- than us >Latinos and Middle Easterners are insecure because they are shorter than us >rest of Asians are insecure because they are not us Why are we so much superior? Literally every single woman on this planet would leave her husband and family for a Korean man. I feel bad for the rest of "men" or as I call them subhumans

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: Anonymous 01/20/23(Fri)17:51:43 No.15139665 >Scientists invent drug that relengthens telomeres and effectively reverses aging >Everyone takes it and has the potential to live forever >However people still die due to random strokes, heart attacks, diseases, accidents, murders >As a result everyone realizes that an accidental death won't just take away a potential death from old age, but their one chance at immortality >As a result, everyone becomes a hyper hermit and does everything possible to reduce any risk of accidental death. >Noone goes outside, so everyone just becomes an AI VR coomer addict. >Civilization ends Debunk this 41 KB JPG

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[L This is the future corporations want Anonymous 06/28/22 (Tue)12:07:44 No.69212167 >be me, 15 going on 16 year old in 2080 >roll out of bed and put on today's set of disposable clothes by Supreme >get out my 17th gen iPad Meta and VR headset >I'm AFAB so my iPad has a 4K camera, this will be useful next month when I'm no longer underage and can open my OnlyFans >open Metaverse meeting with my therapist >'still want to do crypto?' >'yeah' >'so the plan is, you'll get a T prescription and a masc iPad with crypto mining software' >'yeah sounds good' >'sure you're not nonbinary? the nonbinary iPad has mineware and a 4K camera, so you can still experience fem empowerment' >'no I don't want to do OnlyFans' >'ok, btw your next shipment of diet pills should arrive later today, remember to look out for the Amazon drone' >'thanks, see ya' >close meeting >it's nice therapists now respect bodily autonomy, 30 years ago people like me were called anophobic slurs and forced to eat >50 years ago people built their own devices, idk why you'd bother when Mapple makes them for you, also how tf did people get hold of GPUs >open level 52637 of VR Candy Crush >Candy Crush is a fem game so I may have to reconsider my identity

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