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Anonymous 04/12/23(Wed)01:12:46 No.21900778 One time I was in a used bookstore in the hip section of the small big city near me. I had to miss extremely bad, and didn't really know my way around town but saw this used bookstore and thought I could kill two birds with one stone by checking out the store and also relieving myself. Well, they wouldn't let me use the restroom.as it wasn't available to the public. I browsed around a bit before noticing there was stairs leading down to a basement that also housed used books and was open for customers. I strolled down into this dank, dark, mildewed basement which had shelves crammed with old books, magazines, and records and also has tons of literal stacks on the floor piled up chest high. I found a spot back in the corner near a shelf and p----- on the floor. I went back upstairs and bought an old copy of Farewell to Arms from the 50's (still haven't read it) and quickly left. I honestly feel very bad about doing it and can't imagine how I was able to. I was 18 or so at the time and had to miss extremely bad and there was nowhere to go outside without being seen, and I had no bottle of anything in the car but those are pretty weak excuses. That's my used bookstore story and I've actually never told it to anyone. I just realized I should have tried to tell it in greentext format, so sorry about that. And sorry to the used to bookstore too. >>21900885>>21901186 >>21902220

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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