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Anonymous 3.84 MB GIF 04/13/23(Thu)08:36:09 No.72934866 >be me >lifelong semi-autist, no close friends since highshool, never dated >meet cute co-worker at new job, silently crush on her for awhile from afar >eventually start talking, we have similar personalities/interests >become friends >become close/best friends >She's clear she has no interest in dating/romance >silently continue to crush on her for years >become obsessed with her >leave job to distance myself fast forward a few years to now >still close/best friends but don't see each other that often anymore >years of being alone getting to her >tells me shes starting to consider online dating >ask if she wants to date me >says she's thought about it but doesn't know if it's a good idea >tells me she doesn't know if she'll ever want to get married or have kids (she had a rocky childhood, parents divorced, etc) >she thinks if we get together she'll end up hurting me because of things like that >tells me she's confused, she doesn't really know what she wants what do >told her to keep thinking about it and that we're friends no matter what Shes pretty much my only friend anymore, so losing her would hurt like s---, but I have to atleast try, right?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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