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428 KB PNG Diversity may be overdone but as everything, it can be sweetened with racism >Be me, poorlack living in Britbong land >Friends with a Ricecel, Filipino, 3 indians, Bangladeshi, 2 more poorlacks one of which was born in a Ex Jewish Ghetto >We have been friends for over 8 years now >all of those 8 years we ripped on eachothers races and ethnicities >Everyday I see the Chinese guy I say "Herro Yerrow man" and call him a f----- in chinese which I specifically learnt to bully him >He calls me a lazy dumb Russian Barbarian >He also calls the Filipino his slave, he has called him that everyday ever since they met. >I call one of the Poles a Taliban terrorist due to his facial hair and tanned skin, he calls me a gypsy and a Iraqi/syrian/moor (I also am tanned) >I call the other Pole who was born in the Jewish ghetto a jew/k--- and make a lot of jokes at his expense >Atleast once a week one of the south asians calls another a P--- (No one there was born anywhere close to pakistan) this is a great friendship and you wont be able to convince me otherwise, we are racist to eachother all the time, and non of us are British and also we are the most diverse friend group in our school, college and now university

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 283 KB PNG 04/01/23(Sat)06:18:18 No.182446772 Anonymous >Character goes to sleep >Gets 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep Anonymous >>182446772 (OP) When you're not 75 pounds overweight it is achievable 04/01/23(Sat)07:28:38 No.182448019 7 KB JPG 04/01/23(Sat)06:19:28 No.182446792 Anonymous >>182446772 (OP) >character doesn't wake up to every single sound in the neighbors appartment who are they trying to fool? 04/01/23(Sat)08:48:16 No.182449710 >>182446772 (OP) >Character goes to bed >doesn't struggle to sleep with an incredibly itchy anus

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Anon on the sigma grindset | /r/Greentext

OFFEE No.70468329 03/31/23 (Fri)18:35:25 1680301599248.png PNG 5.1 KiB 243x208 Guys, I've been on the sigma male grindset for the past few days and it's just so hard. >wake up at 4 am to "rise and grind" >start the day off with exercise like my favorite YouTube personality told me to >give up halfway through because the downstairs neighbor keeps bashing against the ceiling and yelling at me to pipe down, triggering my autism >leave home at 6 am to hustle >mom tells me to "hustle your way into a real job" >leave while holding back tears >ask some people if I can make any money, tell them I have a good and strong body >cops warn me to stop soliciting >get home at 6 pm >my mom asks me why I'm not going out on dates o hanging with friends on a Friday night >have to explain what a sigma male is yet again >she tells me to go outside and get a life >the grind never stops >cold approach a few females at the bus stop >get another warning for soliciting >get back home tired and depressed at 1 am >the grind starts again at 4 am I can't take it anymore. How do my fellow sigmas cope? 1 reply

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Anon gets a office | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 70 KB JPG 04/01/23(Sat) 13:08:54 No.72788079 >work at soulless company >have cubicle >want upgrade >idea.exe >find unused closet >totally unused, just there >put table and whiteboard in it >call it "my office" >people begin to jokingly refer to it as my office >but they accept this >a manager is fired and an office open up >I move from a joke office to a real one >nobody bats an eye I can't believe that s--- worked. I work from home now due to 2020, but it f------ worked.

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Unsure whether this has already been posted, but it's good. | /r/Greentext

BOARDS /B/ Anonymous 716321829 /b/ 716313601 39% 8:47 PM /b/ 716320298 1 hr. ago >Brother and I. >Check Craigslist when we're 19, year the 360 Elite came out. >Trying to find cheap launch 360's to nab up, since CoD babies are selling them for Elites. >Find a guy selling his for $110. >Meet at his apartment. >Dude seems okay, not a whole lot odd. >Brings out the Xbox, a couple games, and 2 controllers. >Says "F--- it, I'll take $10 off. It ain't even mine. It's my roomates. I recorded him f------ my girl, and they don't know it. I'm selling all their s--- off as revenge." >We're both like... "Holy f---, that blows. Is that his TV?" >He throws in a 32-inch widescreen for another $50. >Asks if we're hungry. >4 hours later, we've hit McDonalds, gotten drunk, and are playing pool at the local Billiards Hall. TL;DR: >We went to buy an Xbox. >Ended up with a bro for life. >Dude drops us his phone number incase we ever wanna hang out again. 10 years later, we were groomsmen at his wedding. Dude finished college 2 years after we met him, and makes 300k a year at a banking branch in SC. We still play video games and s--- over Discord. Best f------ Craigslist ad ever.

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Anon has low testosterone | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 50 KB JPG 04/01/23(Sat)13:36:29 No.72788225 >2019 >go to endocrinologist to get my T levels checked because I suspect I have low testosterone eat more lettuce (Imao) >result: 230ng/dl >doctor says its completely normal and that low test is <200ng/dl and that I should just >2023 >low testosterone symptoms keep getting worse >go to doctor again, thinking maybe my T levels are now under 200ng/dl which means I qualify for treatment >result: 170ng/dl f--- doctors. >get somewhat excited because I think the doctor will give me the injections i need >doctor says its completely normal and that low test is <100ng/dl and that I need to do yoga because its good for me >w-- >but last time you told me it was 200ng >he says its always been 100ng and that I'm imagining things

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Anon brings tears to my eyes | /r/Greentext

86 KB JPG >you will never princess carry a tomboy while she lightly punches you in the shoulders and calls you lame >you will never be hanging out with a tomboy when a storm hits and find out she's cripplingly terrified of thunder >you will never get /fit/ with a tomboy >you will never go to the track meet/swim meet/softball game/football game/judo match of your tomboy gf and cheer her on as she kicks everyone's ass, then have her run into the stands to hug you after she wins and tell you she knew she had to do her best when she saw you in the stands >you will never help a tomboy study for her big test so she gets a good enough grade to stay on the team >a tomboy will never attempt to cook for you and f--- it all up becaue she's never cooked in her life but you eat it anyways just to see her smile >you will never coerce a tomboy into wearing frilly, girly dress and watch as she squirms around all self-conscious and shy

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Anon likes fish | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Silk 35 KB JPG 04/01/23(Sat)12:44:01 No.72787941 >be US immigrant fron China >Dad farms fish >Wanted to have pets when I was 5 >after several days of negotiations, my father promised to let me have a small fish as a pet >provided me some really good fish tending gear and I fed the fish everyday with love >Fish slowly grows bigger and eventually became as big as my head >meanwhile, my family is going to Korea for a vacation >gave my fish to grandpa to take care of >Fish disappeared after we came back >Asked grandpa and he said the fish probably jumped out of the tank and from the window when he was not looking >We had fried fish of the same species of my fish for dinner that day >It was some f------ good fish

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File: Chud.png (29 KB, 645x767) O Anonymous (ID: p7jYrdxe) 03/31/23 (Fri) 10:55:44 No.17362339 [Reply] ► >>17362358 >more like all jobs are underpaid goyslop wageslave cage. God I wish for mass rapings and societal collapse. Anonymous (ID: (kJHRpvGa) 03/31/23(Fri)11:00:54 No.17362355 I look like that and say that Anonymous (ID: gvR+hyJt >>17362339 (OP). Agreed 03/31/23(Fri)11:01:31 No.17362358

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So much money, so little time | /r/Greentext

File: bonbibonkers.jpg (132 KB, 970x982) Anonymous 03/31/23(Fri)14:42:44 No.88271030 ► >>88271047 >>88271521 >>88271559 >>88271590 >>88271612 >>88272227 >>88272816 >>88273128 >>88273210 >>88273409 >>88273653 >>88274352 >>88274410 >>88274434 >>88274570 >>88274604 >grow up >all my friends get wage slave jobs with ever-changing timetables >it's now impossible to have a regular game with them What's the solution to this? O Anonymous 03/31/23(Fri)15:23:27 No.88271546 ► >>88273665 >>88273801 >>88274369 File: 1679083849151426.gif (2.3 MB, 320x320) >be me >no friends >still buy and collect board games and rpgs. >sometimes I open the boxes and set them. up and imagine playing them

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And then your dad joins in and start bullying you too | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 36 KB JPG 03/02/21 (Tue)22:17:11 No.62575867 >Your dad f----- me last night, hahaha! and I sucked his d--- and swallowed his c-- too >*reaches out to high five other bully bro* >His c-- tasted so f------ good, he had a huge c--- too and I took it all! LOSER! Why aren't there any gay bullies? Why is it always about f------ the mom? View Thread

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Anon have a problem | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 37 KB JPG 04/01/23(Sat)14:49:11 No.896845893 >be me >have autism >be small and fragile >never able to get a gf because of being short and weak >try best to get gf >self proclaimed incel mistakes small weak boy for girl >tries to take me out on a date >tell him im a dude >only gets more interested >autism kicks in >give him my number >wont stop texting me >block him >shows up to my apartment at 2 am and rings the doorbell for half an hour what the f--- do i do now

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☐ Anonymous 03/31/23(Fri)16:35:01 No.632654481 >be a kid >love vidya >most fond memories from childhood are playing games >be adult >try to enjoy games >cant anymore >while sober at least >be adult and be high >love games again >joy of discovering new worlds returns Thank god for weed fr. And legal edibles. I don't mind admitting they make my life so much more enjoyable.

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