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: Anonymous 50 KB JPG 04/01/23(Sat)13:36:29 No.72788225 >2019 >go to endocrinologist to get my T levels checked because I suspect I have low testosterone eat more lettuce (Imao) >result: 230ng/dl >doctor says its completely normal and that low test is <200ng/dl and that I should just >2023 >low testosterone symptoms keep getting worse >go to doctor again, thinking maybe my T levels are now under 200ng/dl which means I qualify for treatment >result: 170ng/dl f--- doctors. >get somewhat excited because I think the doctor will give me the injections i need >doctor says its completely normal and that low test is <100ng/dl and that I need to do yoga because its good for me >w-- >but last time you told me it was 200ng >he says its always been 100ng and that I'm imagining things

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon brings tears to my eyes | /r/Greentext

86 KB JPG >you will never princess carry a tomboy while she lightly punches you in the shoulders and calls you lame >you will never be hanging out with a tomboy when a storm hits and find out she's cripplingly terrified of thunder >you will never get /fit/ with a tomboy >you will never go to the track meet/swim meet/softball game/football game/judo match of your tomboy gf and cheer her on as she kicks everyone's ass, then have her run into the stands to hug you after she wins and tell you she knew she had to do her best when she saw you in the stands >you will never help a tomboy study for her big test so she gets a good enough grade to stay on the team >a tomboy will never attempt to cook for you and f--- it all up becaue she's never cooked in her life but you eat it anyways just to see her smile >you will never coerce a tomboy into wearing frilly, girly dress and watch as she squirms around all self-conscious and shy

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Anon likes fish | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Silk 35 KB JPG 04/01/23(Sat)12:44:01 No.72787941 >be US immigrant fron China >Dad farms fish >Wanted to have pets when I was 5 >after several days of negotiations, my father promised to let me have a small fish as a pet >provided me some really good fish tending gear and I fed the fish everyday with love >Fish slowly grows bigger and eventually became as big as my head >meanwhile, my family is going to Korea for a vacation >gave my fish to grandpa to take care of >Fish disappeared after we came back >Asked grandpa and he said the fish probably jumped out of the tank and from the window when he was not looking >We had fried fish of the same species of my fish for dinner that day >It was some f------ good fish

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Anon laments the current state of the economy | /r/Greentext

File: Chud.png (29 KB, 645x767) O Anonymous (ID: p7jYrdxe) 03/31/23 (Fri) 10:55:44 No.17362339 [Reply] ► >>17362358 >more like all jobs are underpaid goyslop wageslave cage. God I wish for mass rapings and societal collapse. Anonymous (ID: (kJHRpvGa) 03/31/23(Fri)11:00:54 No.17362355 I look like that and say that Anonymous (ID: gvR+hyJt >>17362339 (OP). Agreed 03/31/23(Fri)11:01:31 No.17362358

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So much money, so little time | /r/Greentext

File: bonbibonkers.jpg (132 KB, 970x982) Anonymous 03/31/23(Fri)14:42:44 No.88271030 ► >>88271047 >>88271521 >>88271559 >>88271590 >>88271612 >>88272227 >>88272816 >>88273128 >>88273210 >>88273409 >>88273653 >>88274352 >>88274410 >>88274434 >>88274570 >>88274604 >grow up >all my friends get wage slave jobs with ever-changing timetables >it's now impossible to have a regular game with them What's the solution to this? O Anonymous 03/31/23(Fri)15:23:27 No.88271546 ► >>88273665 >>88273801 >>88274369 File: 1679083849151426.gif (2.3 MB, 320x320) >be me >no friends >still buy and collect board games and rpgs. >sometimes I open the boxes and set them. up and imagine playing them

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And then your dad joins in and start bullying you too | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 36 KB JPG 03/02/21 (Tue)22:17:11 No.62575867 >Your dad f----- me last night, hahaha! and I sucked his d--- and swallowed his c-- too >*reaches out to high five other bully bro* >His c-- tasted so f------ good, he had a huge c--- too and I took it all! LOSER! Why aren't there any gay bullies? Why is it always about f------ the mom? View Thread

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Anon have a problem | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 37 KB JPG 04/01/23(Sat)14:49:11 No.896845893 >be me >have autism >be small and fragile >never able to get a gf because of being short and weak >try best to get gf >self proclaimed incel mistakes small weak boy for girl >tries to take me out on a date >tell him im a dude >only gets more interested >autism kicks in >give him my number >wont stop texting me >block him >shows up to my apartment at 2 am and rings the doorbell for half an hour what the f--- do i do now

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anon tries to make life tolerable | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous 03/31/23(Fri)16:35:01 No.632654481 >be a kid >love vidya >most fond memories from childhood are playing games >be adult >try to enjoy games >cant anymore >while sober at least >be adult and be high >love games again >joy of discovering new worlds returns Thank god for weed fr. And legal edibles. I don't mind admitting they make my life so much more enjoyable.

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He done fucked up bad | /r/Greentext

File: 780A7D3A-2446-44DA-9429-C(...).png (347 KB, 860x816) patiem O I f----- up boys Anonymous 03/31/23(Fri)17:54:24 No.896804094 >be me >hit on this real cute girl like way outta my league >going real good >make yo mama joke >"My mom is dead anon" >"hehehe who shot her >tfw she wasn't kidding W-- do I do boys I have apologised profusely but I think i shat my pants on this one

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Anon is gonna make it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 71 KB JPG 04/01/23(Sat)00:40:02 No.896843649 Wanted somewhere to share anonymously. Haven't been on /b/ in years, thought I'd come back and tell you guys a story >Be me >32 >Only had sex 3 times, never been in a relationship longer than a month >Met a girl a few years ago >Instantly fell for her harder than I've ever fallen for anyone >Never had the courage to do anything about it, low self esteem, depression, and anxiety in the way >Early January she sends me saucy pics out of nowhere >Wut? >We get flirty, but I'm too scared to make it official >Finally get the courage on my birthday to ask her out >She says yes >Best birthday ever >Fast forward to today >We're on the phone in a video call >She says to me "Anon, I've loved you since the day I met you" >Almost cry on the spot >Tell her I feel the same way >She says she wants to be with me forever I know it's still early in the relationship, but I think I've found the one. I never thought this would happen. I've never been happier /b/ros. I really hope this lasts, I've never felt this way about anyone before in my life

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Anon's problem | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/31/23(Fri)08:07:11 No.73479678 "Getting a girlfriend/losing your virginity isn't going to magically make your depression go away" 989 KB JPG >Idk man >I make 90k a year >Am in good shape >Few but true friends >Go outside daily >A little short but that's ok >Never have cried or felt depressed over money or not having friends or a hopless future, etc. >The only thing that makes me cry sometimes is the fact that I'm 25 and never physically touched a girl >Missed out on young love >Seriously missed my chance to be normal >Will have to settle for a ex hoe or resort to a lifetime of dirty escorts But yeah, seeing a girl won't solve my problems

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Anon goes to college | /r/Greentext

03/26/23(Sun)00:59:18 No.896519956 Why the f--- are there so many f------ presentations in college? I had to drop three classes this semester because they had required in-person presentations. This is f------ ridiculous I'm a computer science major. I want to make video games not do presentations all day. 43 Replies / 2 Images : Anonymous 26 KB JPG View Thread

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Anon doesn't wear a casio | /r/Greentext

File: 2.jpg (40 KB, 502x440) 10:5850 A700WEG-9AEF £32.45 £64.90 >>17556886 (OP) # wen Q WHO IS RETARDED? Anonymous 03/31/23(Fri)00:10:11 No.17556886 >>17556891 >>17556902 >>17557319 >be me >at the bar with a few work colleagues >one of them is wearing this dogshit cheap casio >Barmaid: "Is that real gold?" >Colleague: "Yes" >See them going home together in a taxi two hours later Are women really this retarded? CŒMGEN V S !KNDYqWRDIE 03/31/23(Fri)00:35:35 No.17556902 >>17556933 >>17557503 Anonymous 03/31/23(Fri)00:18:22 No.17556891 >>17556886 (OP) # they care about genetics u dumbass SHE WAS ATTRACTED BY HIS PHYSICAL APPEARANCE; THE WATCH WAS A POINT OF ENTRY. Anonymous 03/31/23(Fri)01:38:03 No.17556933 >>17557448 >>17556902 # this. a golden casio is both, an understatement and a flex at the same time. women love this kind of paradox on men. makes them wonder what else he has in store. if he's looking slightly above average, articulates well and can hold eye contact, he's going to be knee deep in p----. just like your colleague. Anonymous 03/31/23(Fri)08:40:15 No.17557319 ► >>17556886 (OP) # and you furiously masturbated when you were home didn't you

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