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File: Chud.png (29 KB, 645x767) O Anonymous (ID: p7jYrdxe) 03/31/23 (Fri) 10:55:44 No.17362339 [Reply] ► >>17362358 >more like all jobs are underpaid goyslop wageslave cage. God I wish for mass rapings and societal collapse. Anonymous (ID: (kJHRpvGa) 03/31/23(Fri)11:00:54 No.17362355 I look like that and say that Anonymous (ID: gvR+hyJt >>17362339 (OP). Agreed 03/31/23(Fri)11:01:31 No.17362358

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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File: bonbibonkers.jpg (132 KB, 970x982) Anonymous 03/31/23(Fri)14:42:44 No.88271030 ► >>88271047 >>88271521 >>88271559 >>88271590 >>88271612 >>88272227 >>88272816 >>88273128 >>88273210 >>88273409 >>88273653 >>88274352 >>88274410 >>88274434 >>88274570 >>88274604 >grow up >all my friends get wage slave jobs with ever-changing timetables >it's now impossible to have a regular game with them What's the solution to this? O Anonymous 03/31/23(Fri)15:23:27 No.88271546 ► >>88273665 >>88273801 >>88274369 File: 1679083849151426.gif (2.3 MB, 320x320) >be me >no friends >still buy and collect board games and rpgs. >sometimes I open the boxes and set them. up and imagine playing them

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And then your dad joins in and start bullying you too | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 36 KB JPG 03/02/21 (Tue)22:17:11 No.62575867 >Your dad f----- me last night, hahaha! and I sucked his d--- and swallowed his c-- too >*reaches out to high five other bully bro* >His c-- tasted so f------ good, he had a huge c--- too and I took it all! LOSER! Why aren't there any gay bullies? Why is it always about f------ the mom? View Thread

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Anon have a problem | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 37 KB JPG 04/01/23(Sat)14:49:11 No.896845893 >be me >have autism >be small and fragile >never able to get a gf because of being short and weak >try best to get gf >self proclaimed incel mistakes small weak boy for girl >tries to take me out on a date >tell him im a dude >only gets more interested >autism kicks in >give him my number >wont stop texting me >block him >shows up to my apartment at 2 am and rings the doorbell for half an hour what the f--- do i do now

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anon tries to make life tolerable | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous 03/31/23(Fri)16:35:01 No.632654481 >be a kid >love vidya >most fond memories from childhood are playing games >be adult >try to enjoy games >cant anymore >while sober at least >be adult and be high >love games again >joy of discovering new worlds returns Thank god for weed fr. And legal edibles. I don't mind admitting they make my life so much more enjoyable.

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He done fucked up bad | /r/Greentext

File: 780A7D3A-2446-44DA-9429-C(...).png (347 KB, 860x816) patiem O I f----- up boys Anonymous 03/31/23(Fri)17:54:24 No.896804094 >be me >hit on this real cute girl like way outta my league >going real good >make yo mama joke >"My mom is dead anon" >"hehehe who shot her >tfw she wasn't kidding W-- do I do boys I have apologised profusely but I think i shat my pants on this one

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Anon is gonna make it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 71 KB JPG 04/01/23(Sat)00:40:02 No.896843649 Wanted somewhere to share anonymously. Haven't been on /b/ in years, thought I'd come back and tell you guys a story >Be me >32 >Only had sex 3 times, never been in a relationship longer than a month >Met a girl a few years ago >Instantly fell for her harder than I've ever fallen for anyone >Never had the courage to do anything about it, low self esteem, depression, and anxiety in the way >Early January she sends me saucy pics out of nowhere >Wut? >We get flirty, but I'm too scared to make it official >Finally get the courage on my birthday to ask her out >She says yes >Best birthday ever >Fast forward to today >We're on the phone in a video call >She says to me "Anon, I've loved you since the day I met you" >Almost cry on the spot >Tell her I feel the same way >She says she wants to be with me forever I know it's still early in the relationship, but I think I've found the one. I never thought this would happen. I've never been happier /b/ros. I really hope this lasts, I've never felt this way about anyone before in my life

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Anon's problem | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/31/23(Fri)08:07:11 No.73479678 "Getting a girlfriend/losing your virginity isn't going to magically make your depression go away" 989 KB JPG >Idk man >I make 90k a year >Am in good shape >Few but true friends >Go outside daily >A little short but that's ok >Never have cried or felt depressed over money or not having friends or a hopless future, etc. >The only thing that makes me cry sometimes is the fact that I'm 25 and never physically touched a girl >Missed out on young love >Seriously missed my chance to be normal >Will have to settle for a ex hoe or resort to a lifetime of dirty escorts But yeah, seeing a girl won't solve my problems

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Anon goes to college | /r/Greentext

03/26/23(Sun)00:59:18 No.896519956 Why the f--- are there so many f------ presentations in college? I had to drop three classes this semester because they had required in-person presentations. This is f------ ridiculous I'm a computer science major. I want to make video games not do presentations all day. 43 Replies / 2 Images : Anonymous 26 KB JPG View Thread

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Anon doesn't wear a casio | /r/Greentext

File: 2.jpg (40 KB, 502x440) 10:5850 A700WEG-9AEF £32.45 £64.90 >>17556886 (OP) # wen Q WHO IS RETARDED? Anonymous 03/31/23(Fri)00:10:11 No.17556886 >>17556891 >>17556902 >>17557319 >be me >at the bar with a few work colleagues >one of them is wearing this dogshit cheap casio >Barmaid: "Is that real gold?" >Colleague: "Yes" >See them going home together in a taxi two hours later Are women really this retarded? CŒMGEN V S !KNDYqWRDIE 03/31/23(Fri)00:35:35 No.17556902 >>17556933 >>17557503 Anonymous 03/31/23(Fri)00:18:22 No.17556891 >>17556886 (OP) # they care about genetics u dumbass SHE WAS ATTRACTED BY HIS PHYSICAL APPEARANCE; THE WATCH WAS A POINT OF ENTRY. Anonymous 03/31/23(Fri)01:38:03 No.17556933 >>17557448 >>17556902 # this. a golden casio is both, an understatement and a flex at the same time. women love this kind of paradox on men. makes them wonder what else he has in store. if he's looking slightly above average, articulates well and can hold eye contact, he's going to be knee deep in p----. just like your colleague. Anonymous 03/31/23(Fri)08:40:15 No.17557319 ► >>17556886 (OP) # and you furiously masturbated when you were home didn't you

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Anon must be respectful | /r/Greentext

Anonymous RICHARD DAWKINS GOD DELLISION 03/31/23(Fri) 13:29:36 No.7277584 >haha gods not real christianity is the biggest lie evertold ever go cry about it to your sky daddy >what??? you critisized the jews!!!! NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT YOU HAVE TO BE RESPECTFUL TO THEM UR EVIL AND BASICALLY HITLER 306 KB PNG

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Anon is turning into a Reddit moderator | /r/Greentext

12 KB PNG >be me >watch greentext videos on youtube >decide to go to the source >browse r9k and b looking for greentexts >all i find is p--- >decide to make my own >immediately after posting my girlfriend calls and breaks up with me >parents call me and tell me im disowned >boss fires me >suddenly feel a huge gain in weight >i now have 3 more chins, all covered in hair >my stomach is so big I can't see below my waist >clothes sink into all of my flab >I now weigh so much that I can't move any part of my body besides fingers >I can't even click off of this godforsaken website Help me fellow anons wat do

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Anon is the dark knight | /r/Greentext

Anonymous The dark knight 03/31/23(Fri) 14:38:48 No.72776235 > be me > they call me the dark knight > I strike fear to my neighborhood > when the dark settles is when I get to work > I sneak outside, rolling and dodging between my neighborhoods fences > the goal for the dark night is to terrify my old racist neighbor, lets call her gracy. > Gracy is a old hag, someone you just want to uppercut when you see her 11 KB JPG > yesterday she yelled at me because I let my dog s--- in her yard > that got me in a lot of trouble > thats why I must do what I do > finally outside her house > Gracy its time we met > putting on my signature disguise, a balaclava mask > I enter her yard, vary of the dangers that surround me. > I open my backpack and takes out a can with weed killer > I pour out the weed killer on her grass, writing filthy w---- in the grass > my mission is done > I retreat back to my den > next morning its in the local paper > Gracy is terrified that someone wrote filthy w---- on her grass > its a permanent reminder if what a c--- she is > next time dont f--- with the dark knight

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