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: Anonymous Fox News News pruition Biden says transgender people 'shape our nation's soul' in official proclamation Biden says transgender people shape our nation's soul in official proclamation 1:17 PM 3/30/23 391 KB PNG 03/31/23(Fri)04:24:02 No.72772127 >male shoots up a school >condemned by every possible entity and media outlet >lesbian female shoots up a school >president makes up a new national holiday to make them feel better When did you realize that you're living in a demonic matriarchy?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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File: pepe-schizo-face-1786848585.jpg (284 KB, 1024x779) Anonymous 03/31/23 (Fri) 12:43:06 No.28656787 [Reply] >Be me >25 >Diagnosed with split personality >Doctor suggest to lower meds and try to face it slowly >The guy appeared again >He act like d--- sometimes >He told me he is living in my head and he cant disappear >I tell him Im living in his head and that I will neither disappear >He got schizo >There is third guy now speaking in movie references I watched What to do?

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Anon enjoys black Canadians | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1896818967 STOP ACTING WHITE. why is it like this? >be me >go to Canada 7-8 times/year >here now eMADE this is what I see: 2 hrs ago 78.3 kB JPG >Canadian black people talk like other people >Canadian black people walk like other people >Canadian black people dress like other people >Canadian black people shovel snow off their driveway, go the groceries, go to school, play street hockey, run business, like other people >Canadian black people hang out with people of all races >Canadian black people are polite like other Canadian people Then I go back to America: >IT'S COMPLETELY DIFFERENT > like Boyz 'n' da Hood or some s--- how do you account for the massive difference just a couple miles apart??

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Anon invents the new WinRAR | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 13 KB PNG Anonymous >image is 13kb sure, buddy. Anonymous 9 KB JPG Anonymous >>92456990 # Anonymous 03/31/23(Fri)08:45:45 No.92456931 I have created a lossless compression algorithm that can store infinite data in a single bit. 03/31/23(Fri)08:48:45 No.92456959 Anonymous 03/31/23(Fri)08:49:06 No.92456964 wait a minute I invented that! I call it bit bit, all I need are investors who wants to become a million man? Our text-prediction algorithm is sentient. 03/31/23(Fri)08:50:44 No.92456981 03/31/23(Fri)08:51:43 No.92456990 03/31/23(Fri)08:54:05 No.92457016 I have discovered the eternal youth elixir. Care to trade?

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/v/irgins discuss Ada Wong | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/31/23(Fri)06:20:45 No.632565503 maxresdefault.jpg 187 KB JPG No kidding, her voice acting was bad. So bad it's baffling. Did she do her lines on zoom? Did the voice director hate her character or something? Because every other character was fine SHIRRAKO The only way to redeem this would be to really show some proper voice acting in her Separate Ways DLC. : Anonymous >>632565503 (OP) # Who gives a f--- about girls voices all that matters is if their cheesy ass f------ feet are in my face or not >>632578769 # >>632586468 # 03/31/23(Fri)06:22:24 No.632565640 : Anonymous >>632565503 (OP) # Why is she taunting me with my chastity key? 03/31/23(Fri)06:23:01 No.632565686

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Anon goes for a early morning walk | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 67 KB JPG 09/06/21 (Mon)21:19:42 No.65287401 >up all night yesterday as per usual >start feeling sad about being alone and having no one >go for early morning walk to try and distract myself >leave at 6:00 am >go to the woodland area with a long path that i like to walk through >nice comfy morning >see a few wild rabbits running in the fields and watch them for a little while >feels good man >come to the end of the path after an hour or so which leads to a very quiet country road that i walk along to get back home >birds are singing and everything is beautiful >see something in the near distance laying in the middle of the road >assume it is going to be a dead bird >get closer and closer >its a hedgehog >dead and been hit by a car >looks very recent, probably in the night >stare at its face >its eyes look so sad >tears start rolling down my face >say "im sorry little friend" out loud >feel such sadness and defeat >feel powerless and wish i could of saved it somehow >walk away eventually >whole way home i'm just saying "fuuuuuck" out loud constantly >get home and try to sleep >constantly tossing and turning thinking about the hedgehog >unable to sleep for hours why am i so weak bros...

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Anon follows Andrew tate | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Am I f-----? 52 KB JPG 09/14/22(Wed)04:08:02 No.27301867 >fell for Andrew Tate Hustler meme >be 18 >literally intentionally failed grade 12 thinking I'd laugh at all my classmates getting A's when I'm richer than them after starting an online business >fail at everything, lose my money in crypto leverage >drop shipping empire fails >feel like scammed loser

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George Lucas strikes again | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/31/23(Fri)11:04:38 No. 136334518 why did they give her big fat d----sucking-lips again ? Anonymous 03/31/23(Fri)11:24:28 No. 136334684 ▶ >>136334883 She's black coded. Anonymous 03/31/23(Fri)11:53:58 No.136334883 >>136334684 >(Dave Filoni during an interview said) when we gave Ahsoka a new design it was completely different, but George insisted we gave her a tight dress with a t---window, and even longer boots. He wanted her to wear hoop earrings and I was like "um, she doesnt have visible ears, George" which made him slightly annoyed. He also told us to make her lips even thicker and write new lines for her, telling Anakin things like "damn, you whiteboi is cute" and "lemme worship dat white d---, massa" but he wasn't satisfied with Ashley [Eckstein]'s performance, stating "she doesnt sound black enough" so those lines were cut in the end what did Lucas mean by this?

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Anon dont know | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous i go to work i go to work i go to work i go to work 33 KB JPG 03/31/23(Fri) 12:35:55 No.72775560 >girl asks about my hobbies >cant give a good answer >girl asks where I want to go for a holiday/dinner >cant answer >girl asks about my music tastes >cant answer >girl asks about my opinion on something >cant answer I just don't know anything about anything that isn't my job or religion. How do I stop being a holllow autist?

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anon wants to join military | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 51 KB JPG 04/19/22(Tue)13:15:24 No.68285180 Is the military the best robot career? They: >cook for you >house you >clothed you >provide you health/dental care >force you to stay physically fit >give you money to buy vidya The only thing you need to do is: >take orders like a robot >do your job exactly as they say with no deviations What are the downsides from a robot's perspective?

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Anon has a talk with his parents | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Ahhhh, normies >I talked to my dad the other day and explained that since I am only 5' 11.75" and that my jawline is 1.3 degrees off optimal and my wrists are 0.8 mm too thin I will die a virgin. >He just laughed and asked how lots of guys shorters, uglier, and with narrower wrists aren't virgins. (Horse laughter) 03/31/23(Fri) 14:54:17 No.72776306 547 KB GIF >My mom walked in and I explained to her that women are more picky than ever before in history and that all women only want the top 10% of males and would never, ever settle in any way. >She just laughed and asked if that was true wht over 20% of 25 year old women are already married and less than 20% are still virgins >I tried to talk to them about the scientific blackpill but my dad just kept pointing out that the studies were cherrypicked and flawed or didn't say what I thought they said. >After 2 hours of this my mom called up her friend Sally and told me that I had a date with Sally's 19 year old daughter who has mild agoraphobia, so I have to bring food to her place. Why don't normies realize that us bitter virgins know a lot more about women than they do?

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Anon reached the final level of tech support. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous : Anonymous 03/30/23(Thu)20:56:26 No.34436832 12345890222.jpg 73 KB JPG 03/30/23(Thu)20:57:21 No.34436839 >>34436821 # >when you go through all the tech support mobs and then have to fight Hinduism final boss

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