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: Anonymous Am I f-----? 52 KB JPG 09/14/22(Wed)04:08:02 No.27301867 >fell for Andrew Tate Hustler meme >be 18 >literally intentionally failed grade 12 thinking I'd laugh at all my classmates getting A's when I'm richer than them after starting an online business >fail at everything, lose my money in crypto leverage >drop shipping empire fails >feel like scammed loser

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 03/31/23(Fri)11:04:38 No. 136334518 why did they give her big fat d----sucking-lips again ? Anonymous 03/31/23(Fri)11:24:28 No. 136334684 ▶ >>136334883 She's black coded. Anonymous 03/31/23(Fri)11:53:58 No.136334883 >>136334684 >(Dave Filoni during an interview said) when we gave Ahsoka a new design it was completely different, but George insisted we gave her a tight dress with a t---window, and even longer boots. He wanted her to wear hoop earrings and I was like "um, she doesnt have visible ears, George" which made him slightly annoyed. He also told us to make her lips even thicker and write new lines for her, telling Anakin things like "damn, you whiteboi is cute" and "lemme worship dat white d---, massa" but he wasn't satisfied with Ashley [Eckstein]'s performance, stating "she doesnt sound black enough" so those lines were cut in the end what did Lucas mean by this?

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Anon dont know | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous i go to work i go to work i go to work i go to work 33 KB JPG 03/31/23(Fri) 12:35:55 No.72775560 >girl asks about my hobbies >cant give a good answer >girl asks where I want to go for a holiday/dinner >cant answer >girl asks about my music tastes >cant answer >girl asks about my opinion on something >cant answer I just don't know anything about anything that isn't my job or religion. How do I stop being a holllow autist?

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anon wants to join military | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 51 KB JPG 04/19/22(Tue)13:15:24 No.68285180 Is the military the best robot career? They: >cook for you >house you >clothed you >provide you health/dental care >force you to stay physically fit >give you money to buy vidya The only thing you need to do is: >take orders like a robot >do your job exactly as they say with no deviations What are the downsides from a robot's perspective?

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Anon has a talk with his parents | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Ahhhh, normies >I talked to my dad the other day and explained that since I am only 5' 11.75" and that my jawline is 1.3 degrees off optimal and my wrists are 0.8 mm too thin I will die a virgin. >He just laughed and asked how lots of guys shorters, uglier, and with narrower wrists aren't virgins. (Horse laughter) 03/31/23(Fri) 14:54:17 No.72776306 547 KB GIF >My mom walked in and I explained to her that women are more picky than ever before in history and that all women only want the top 10% of males and would never, ever settle in any way. >She just laughed and asked if that was true wht over 20% of 25 year old women are already married and less than 20% are still virgins >I tried to talk to them about the scientific blackpill but my dad just kept pointing out that the studies were cherrypicked and flawed or didn't say what I thought they said. >After 2 hours of this my mom called up her friend Sally and told me that I had a date with Sally's 19 year old daughter who has mild agoraphobia, so I have to bring food to her place. Why don't normies realize that us bitter virgins know a lot more about women than they do?

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: Anonymous : Anonymous 03/30/23(Thu)20:56:26 No.34436832 12345890222.jpg 73 KB JPG 03/30/23(Thu)20:57:21 No.34436839 >>34436821 # >when you go through all the tech support mobs and then have to fight Hinduism final boss

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Anon goes to a bar with his friends | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/31/23(Fri)03:31:44 No.182404147 File: 558B06DF-380C-415A-B8C8-E(...).png (350 KB, 484x863) >>182404186 >>182404202 >>182403542 # >go to a bar for the first time ever in college with two friends >all are underage but my (fellow white) friend has a fake ID, and it's a college bar that doesn't give a s--- >approached by two girls, who ask us to buy them a few drinks >my third friend, a ricecel, spills his spaghetti almost immediately >he runs to the bar to get them drinks without asking what they wanted, or knowing what to say at a bar, and keeps glancing back at us nervously >meanwhile the other friend and I are doing better, talking to them about hockey, get their instas, apparently they have tickets to a local game and wondered if we want to go with them later on >my Asian friend sprints back over, loudly asks to borrow my friend's fake ID (different races?), and asks the girls if they play League or Legends >one minute later the three of us are kicked out of the bar, ricebro straight up told the bartender we were underage because he thought honesty would get him points A year later he became my roommate and he would j------- into t-shirts with a finger up his ass while he thought I was sleeping

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Anon is hearing voices | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 343 KB PNG 03/31/23(Fri)09:45:27 No.72774684 I feel like my mind talks to me. I don't understand it. It's like its a sentient being with a life of its own or something. It just talks to me. And I talk back. Its so f------ weird.

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Anon likes bees | /r/Greentext

File: 2022_720x480headers_0006_(...).jpg (108 KB, 720x480) □ Anonymous (ID: um5Sax98 03/31/23(Fri)10:04:58 No.421741178 [Reply] >>421741448 Are bees based? >buzzing all day >produce honey >cool looking >protect hive bees are the most based insects

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Anon goes down in weight | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 287 KB PNG 03/31/23(Fri)10:15:25 No.72774853 >decide to lose weight >Eat less >Even with the healthy things >Water fast for 2 weeks >Get skinnier shredding the fat >Now average weight and feel better about myself >During the process my mom keeps telling me to eat more that I'm skinny >Decline junk food offered to me >Keeps asking >Feel pressured to eat more >Eventually stopped it all >Gained weight back >Mother stops nagging >Her comment of me gaining weight was happier and more excited opposed to the comment when I was skinnier >Dad wants me bald Why does my self hatred always have to f------ appease them

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Anonymous 17 KB JPG 03/31/23(Fri)10:31:50 No.896791865 >met a chinese woman for the first time >became racist after five minutes of convesation Is this normal? Has this happened to anyone before? 25 Replies / 5 Images View Thread

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Anon does not like self help | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: Rcgzb0Tt) Why are self improvers so f---(...) 03/31/23(Fri)03:19:05 No.421666787 429 KB JPG Self help is a billion dollar industry. There are billions of men consuming this s--- and millions of "life coaches" on youtube spreading this b-------. Do you think everyone can be rich? Everyone can be handsome? No, they f------ can't. Let me tell you something right now. If you aren't born handsome you won't date the beautiful waitress or the cheerleader. If your dad isn't rich you will end up renting a shoebox as well. All these guys these self improvers post as proof are 1 in a million. What about the rest of the idiots that self improve for years with no results?

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