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Anonymous 03/31/23(Fri)03:31:44 No.182404147 File: 558B06DF-380C-415A-B8C8-E(...).png (350 KB, 484x863) >>182404186 >>182404202 >>182403542 # >go to a bar for the first time ever in college with two friends >all are underage but my (fellow white) friend has a fake ID, and it's a college bar that doesn't give a s--- >approached by two girls, who ask us to buy them a few drinks >my third friend, a ricecel, spills his spaghetti almost immediately >he runs to the bar to get them drinks without asking what they wanted, or knowing what to say at a bar, and keeps glancing back at us nervously >meanwhile the other friend and I are doing better, talking to them about hockey, get their instas, apparently they have tickets to a local game and wondered if we want to go with them later on >my Asian friend sprints back over, loudly asks to borrow my friend's fake ID (different races?), and asks the girls if they play League or Legends >one minute later the three of us are kicked out of the bar, ricebro straight up told the bartender we were underage because he thought honesty would get him points A year later he became my roommate and he would j------- into t-shirts with a finger up his ass while he thought I was sleeping

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