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: Anonymous Ahhhh, normies >I talked to my dad the other day and explained that since I am only 5' 11.75" and that my jawline is 1.3 degrees off optimal and my wrists are 0.8 mm too thin I will die a virgin. >He just laughed and asked how lots of guys shorters, uglier, and with narrower wrists aren't virgins. (Horse laughter) 03/31/23(Fri) 14:54:17 No.72776306 547 KB GIF >My mom walked in and I explained to her that women are more picky than ever before in history and that all women only want the top 10% of males and would never, ever settle in any way. >She just laughed and asked if that was true wht over 20% of 25 year old women are already married and less than 20% are still virgins >I tried to talk to them about the scientific blackpill but my dad just kept pointing out that the studies were cherrypicked and flawed or didn't say what I thought they said. >After 2 hours of this my mom called up her friend Sally and told me that I had a date with Sally's 19 year old daughter who has mild agoraphobia, so I have to bring food to her place. Why don't normies realize that us bitter virgins know a lot more about women than they do?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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