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Anonymous 57 KB JPG >sit back down Who's next? 4 Replies / 2 Images : Anonymous >>72709755 (OP) # hi, i am Anon and i give live advice of topics i have no experience about. ENTJ 03/25/23(Sat)20:32:28 No.72709755 >look around the room at everyone in r9k >stand up >"Hi, I'm OP. I pretend to be my ex on messaging apps and get off to the random messages from guys wanting to f--- her." GREBLAST : Anonymous hi im anon and i use chatgpt as a therapist View Thread 03/25/23(Sat)21:07:37 No.72710136 Anonymous 03/25/23(Sat)21:09:34 No.72710156 407 KB JPG >>72709755 (OP) # hi i'm ENTJ, i pretend to be a massive gigachad who f---- e-girls and larps as a mercenary in a third world country but in reality i'm an indian manlet who looks 24 KB JPG like he's 60 03/25/23(Sat)21:11:32 No.72710176 i also simp for vore, an e-girl who's asexual, a single mom and refuses to even acknowledge me 03/25/23(Sat)21:17:08 No.72710239 >>72709755 (OP) # Good evening, I'm anon. I bought women's stockings and wore them while masturbating to sissy hypno p---.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anons discuss magic sex | /r/Greentext

Anonymous - it's only for one night - she will magically consent to anything you want, or if you prefer she will try and fail to fight you. - she will forget everything the day after and there will be absolutely no detectable consequence (no risk of pregnancy, no physical evidence of your actions) 1.02 MB JPG 03/25/23(Sat)20:49:46 No.72709951 If you could f--- any woman in the world who would you choose? The rules - she must be biological (can't choose a woman born with a penis) : Anonymous >>72709951 (OP) # Probably f--- that autistic anime obssessed manic pixie girl I had a crush on in highschool but never asked out. I wonder how she's doing. >>72710172 # Anonymous >>72709951 (OP) # your mom oregano 03/25/23(Sat)20:51:01 No.72709966 03/25/23(Sat)20:51:02 No.72709967 001010010 400-54.00 N 70700060

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Anon codes his way to prosperity | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Sldl6Bnx 6 minutes ago 54323823 Data science jobs are the meta desu > Barely changes YoY, statistics remains the same as it was back when I learned it in uni > Mostly automated, literally just click a few buttons and "run the analysis" while I sit on my ass > Only real work is having to explain s--- to people, but chatgpt writes the first draft for my reports > Meanwhile actual coders have to learn new s--- all the time, working till 8pm to find that illusive bug in their code

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Anon is straight (real) | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/24/23(Fri)08:58:34 No.30206710 image_2023-03-23_214643673.png 2.04 MB PNG freepik >mom raised me to be a cute housewife >came out as ftm, got hrt, pass perfectly >move out for the first time to live with mtf going thru a divorce >roommate tells me her ex is transphobic and crazy >roommate watches youtube and plays videogames all day while i keep the house clean >i became a househusband : Anonymous freepi we've done it we've come full circle in the most progressive way possible >>30206933 # 03/24/23(Fri)09:00:09 No.30206740 >>30206710 (OP) # this is literally just an normal heterosexual couple but with opposite hormonal balances : Anonymous 03/24/23(Fri)09:04:20 No.30206819 >>30206710 (OP) # Tell her to get off her lazy butt and contribute towards the cleanliness of the house. If she isn't as neat and detail oriented as you, she can at least do basic s--- like dishes and vacuuming. Roommates are expected to do their part, that's probably prt of why she's divorced. >>30207494 # >>30207619 #

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Anon is honest | /r/Greentext

authorities-release-jerrod-murray-murder-confession- video.1455770728000.jpg 36 KB JPG >So, this "E3" is a video game event? >Yes, sir. >And you find it fun to "get hyped" for E3? >Yes, sir. >But every year, without fail, you complain about what is shown at E3, and declare video games to be dead? >Yes, sir. >But you still watch E3 and get excited for it every year anyway? >Yes, sir. >Why?

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Anon has an experience | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I'm not gay 86 KB JPG 03/26/23(Sun)00:29:51 No.896518708 >be me >be with best friend >watching this cool anime he recommended >awkward scene comes on >the male characters start kissing >I try to joke it off but he lays on my shoulder >blush.jpeg >"a-anon" he whispers "there's something I've been meaning to tell you" >"shh" I whisper >l instinctively reach over >we make love >"I didn't know you felt the same way." He tells me >"I always have" i tell him >he reveals that he's actually a furry >nevertalktohimagain.png

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anon lives with his parents | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: OrT5lyka)= 116 KB JPG 08/30/22(Tue)11:21:55 No.393172584 >when she learns you still live with your parents What is your excuse? :SAGE (ID: GpvHTQ+g 08/30/22(Tue)11:23:18 No.393172750 >>393172584 (OP) # love my parents more than I care about impressing a vapid w----. >>393176383 # >>393177501 #

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When I do this, I just get asked by people if i'm leaving soon so they and their friends can sit there. | /r/Greentext

07/20/21 (Tue) 14:56:03 No.64645786 : Anonymous here is a tip for you horny virgins >go to a student bar type dance club >sit by yourself and sip your drink >after some time the club get's fuller and fuller >people will sit around you because their drunk and need a break >they will ask you why you are sitting by yourself >they will offer you to party/dance with them >???? >profit happened to me several times and I am a super sperg

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Anon does not like coding | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: RMf4xkEs "learn to code" they said(...) SOFTWARE ENGINEER $180K/YR "I work from home which means I don't have to shave or dress up or talk with anyone! Yes! T-shirts and gym shorts all day for me hehe. Sometimes I even play Skyrim and buy dogecoin while on the clock! Life is good! Most days my Asian wife leaves the house even though she doesn't work, and when she comes home at night with McDonald's she won't touch me. Hmm as long as she's happy I guess. One day we'll have kids. I just know it. I love her $00000 much. We're going to see the Mario movie this weekend!" 03/26/23(Sun)09:13:53 No.42106021 VS FINANCIAL MANAGER $120K/YR "I dress nice, shave, go into the office every day, and work with men and sexy women here. Sandra gave me a b------ in my car on lunch even though she knows I'm married, and that Asian girl at the happy hour bar keeps touching my knee when I'm in there. I'll probably f--- her soon. My wife always has dinner ready for me when I get home, and my kids are kicking ass in school and sports. Can't wait to go boating with the boys this weekend!" 1679710061688725.jpg 421 KB JPG "you'll be happier" they said. f--- this. life sucks sitting at home all day doing remote work. feels like my balls are cut off. techies are unironically losers and they drag me and my social life down. i'd rather be in sales. the economy should not be driven by beta males.

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Anon is autistic and homosexual | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/24/23(Fri)10:06:26 No.30207593 heather.gif 3.24 MB GIF >walk into ace hardware by myself >forget im in real life >see mature bear >audibly say "mature bear spotted" : Anonymous 03/24/23(Fri)10:10:42 No.30207642 >>30207593 (OP) # >work at ace hardware >customer comes in >looks at me and says "mature bear spotted" >leaves

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A welcoming environment | /r/Greentext

/b/896509787/ /b/896509787 Anonymous 9 minutes ago mar 10 REPLIES Anonymous 8 minutes ago Anonymous 7 minutes ago T--- or gtfo >>896509787 (OP) No women allowed! hey 4chan hey 4chan! neet here, would like to know ur first impression on me. Anonymous 7 minutes ago >>896509787 (OP) Want to penetrate bussy с Anonymous 6 minutes ago >>896509787 (OP) You're pretty cute. Show bussy. 896509787 896509854 896509878 896509889 896509916 200

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Anon reads comics | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 132 KB PNG 03/29/20(Sun)08:07:06 No.113952532 >>113952472 (OP) # >be zoomer >don't really know too much different comic eras, just read what I like >read Grant Morrison's JLA for the first time >Superman is blue and glowing >no explanation why >look it up, find out this is known as "Electric Blue Superman." >go on /co/ and ask people if they know about this >only response I get is "it was the 90s" >find various forums where people have asked about him, only response ever is "it was the 90s" >still don't understand why Superman was blue and glowing >>113952586 # >>113952724 # >>113952736 # >>113952836 # >>113954049 # >>113955416 # >>113959320 # >>113960411 #

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anon comments on 4chans reaction to a federal judge ruling in favor of 4 publishers suing the internet archive | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/25/23(Sat)08:39:31 No.631935310 >that one time exhentai was about to go down >4chud: OH MY LE HECKING GOD, THIS IS LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA ALL OVER AGAIN, QUICK QUICK SAVE ALL THE COOM MATERIAL ASAP WE CAN DO THIS TOGETHER, THROUGH D--- UNITY, THEY WILL NOT SHOAH OUR COOM >Internet Archive is about to go down >4chud: (crickets) >>631935347 >>631935403 >>631935931 >>631935938 >>631935953 >>631937156 >>631941076

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