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: Anonymous 132 KB PNG 03/29/20(Sun)08:07:06 No.113952532 >>113952472 (OP) # >be zoomer >don't really know too much different comic eras, just read what I like >read Grant Morrison's JLA for the first time >Superman is blue and glowing >no explanation why >look it up, find out this is known as "Electric Blue Superman." >go on /co/ and ask people if they know about this >only response I get is "it was the 90s" >find various forums where people have asked about him, only response ever is "it was the 90s" >still don't understand why Superman was blue and glowing >>113952586 # >>113952724 # >>113952736 # >>113952836 # >>113954049 # >>113955416 # >>113959320 # >>113960411 #

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Anonymous 03/25/23(Sat)08:39:31 No.631935310 >that one time exhentai was about to go down >4chud: OH MY LE HECKING GOD, THIS IS LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA ALL OVER AGAIN, QUICK QUICK SAVE ALL THE COOM MATERIAL ASAP WE CAN DO THIS TOGETHER, THROUGH D--- UNITY, THEY WILL NOT SHOAH OUR COOM >Internet Archive is about to go down >4chud: (crickets) >>631935347 >>631935403 >>631935931 >>631935938 >>631935953 >>631937156 >>631941076

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RIM Pan Enter character name. Breton Face Olled Brown offe Anonymous 6gx6JwqQ rate me 1-10. girls say im creepy also im a virgin bcuz of that xD 02/12/2013 04:49:54 AM Anonymous Anonymous x3GpQmik You look like what happens when you click randomize in the Oblivion character creation screen 02/12/2013 05:52:01 AM 1AQ2Wjih >>457985081 >my sides 02/12/2013 05:52:39 AM 457978523 WCSEN171 457985081 457985145 457985329 Anonymous >>457978523 >>457985081 It... It's you! THE HERO OF KVATCH! This is truly an honour! 02/12/2013 05:54:26 AM

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>>359599614 Its not much of a story anon ill give you the quick green txt version. ?. >Few months into it she gets pregnant >We decide on adoption >Be about 6 yrs ago >Meet a grill on FB >We hit it off and date >Fast forward to delivery day >As my daughter is born I decide I cant/wolnt give her away >Baby momma tells me she doesnt want her and if I want to keep her its all on me >I say alright take the child and move back in with family >Raise the child for 4 years on my own with no help from her mother >My family helps out here and there >Finally save up enough to get a place for us and pay rent a year in advance >We move into a one bedroom >She gets the bedroom I sleep on the pullout >She is 5 now her bday is on the 17th >Ive worked as much as I can so she will have stuff for her bday and christmas >pic related its last xmas

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20 IRANIAN MISSILES ATTACK U.S. BASES ⠀ 20 IRANIAN MISSILES ATTACK U.S(...) IT'S HAPPENING 107 KB JPG 03/25/23(Sat)03:59:48 No.420923686 100+ KIA. BIDEN TO ADDRESS THE NATION. CONGRESS AND SENATE SUMMONED TO D.C. ZELENSKYY RUMOURED TO BE PRESENT. A NATIONWIDE DRAFT IS BEING HIGHLY CONSIDERED AND ARE UNDERWAY PREPARATIONS >source, your very own White House insider. : Anonymous (ID: (kviytM32 03/25/23(Sat)04:00:46 No.420923790 >>420923686 (OP) # Based Jewish slide thread : Anonymous (ID: LVzoG+Se 03/25/23(Sat)04:00:49 No.420923798 Not my problem, btw my bday tomorrow! >>420923886 # >>420924121 # >>420924171 # >>420924345 # >>420924359 # >>420924362 # >>420924373 # >>420924401 # >>420924412 # >>420924435 # >>420924440 # >>420924444 # >>420924481 # >>420924508 # >>420924521 # >>420924582 # >>420924592 # >>420924624 # >>420924744 # >>420924802 # >>420924889 # >>420924908 # >>420924943 # >>420924962 # >>420924997 # >>420925014 # >>420925015 # >>420925037 # >>420925047 # >>420925074 # >>420925105 # >>420925151 #

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Anonymous 76 KB JPG Anonymous 06/25/18(Mon)07:03:52 No.46575340 How do you feel whenever you see qts with guys who clearly don't lift? 06/25/18(Mon)07:06:27 No.46575354 >>46575340 (OP) # Proud of them. Everybody deserve somebody to love. >>46585212 # >>46585537 # 25 KB PNG >>46576935 # >>46579238 # >>46582314 # >>46583099 # >>46583228 # >>46583287 # >>46584010 # >>46584841 # >>46584913 # >>46584919 #

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: Anonymous A 441 KB PNG 07/07/19(Sun)20:35:17 No.804061306 >be me >look at contacts >text the most recent person >"hey wanna play minecraft?" >he replies "i'm your drug dealer >feel.jpg >"that's the closest i've had to a friend" >he says "damn bro..." >embarrassment.jpg >he says he will come over and what to bring >i tell him to bring an xbox controller >silence >more silence >worry.jpg >he replies an hour later >"i'm at your door brought some doritos and dew, what gamemode we playing?" >wipe the tears off my face >tfw first friend

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File: 10721DAD-EE58-4ABA-A359-2(...).jpg (29 KB, 474x266) Haha Anonymous 03/25/23(Sat)12:10:56 No.57612991 >>57613014 Benis Anonymous 03/25/23(Sat)12:13:26 No.57613012 >>57613033 this thing only exists because some german hippies complained about noise pollution at a military proving ground

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: Anonymous 01/20/19(Sun)18:23:45 No.49234214 139 KB JPG This one still hurts me >at the university basketball court >shooting hoops with some friends >free time for basketball ends, yoga class about to start >all the yoga qts file into the gym >me being the tall, athletic, cocky son of a gun that I am, start throwing down dunks to impress the ladies >two girls that I know approach me >"hey anon. Let's make a bet. If you go up for a dunk and miss, you have to take my friend here on a date" >qt friend giggles and smiles >agree, think to myself "f---, like I would ever miss a dunk. Especially in front of my boys" >everyone watching now >go up and throw down one of my best tomahawk slams >my friends go nuts >girls look at me sad and confused >walk up and awkwardly say "sorry, I don't miss dunks" >they don't say anything, just walk away >mfw I realize I was supposed to miss it on purpose Neither of them talked to me again

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Anonymous 03/25/23(Sat)10:44:36 No.57612341 >>57612200 (OP) # The term "kino" can be used both as a adjective and noun. When used as a noun it would roughly mean: "a movie or cinematic experience of superb quality". So while writing "kino footage" is not grammatically incorrect, it is rather redundant. It would be similar to writing: "I own a convertible car" instead of just writing "I own a convertible" (the car is implied) another example would be: "I am a f----- OP" instad of just writing "I am OP" (the faggotry is implied) In short you could have started this thread by just writing: "Any commentary on this /k/ino" (the footage is implied)

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File: 31PEPE2-jumbo.jpg (36 KB, 600x600) Anonymous 03/25/23(Sat)21:54:54 No.72707476 [Reply] >be me >15 >made lot of money with trading >no social live >jerk of 2-3 times a day >want to f--- a girl >talks to qt 10/10 redhair in my class >go home >j------- on her insta >shame.png >starts hanging out with her >after 3 month stuck in the friend zone >depressed >i am f----- >starts crying >starts typing on youTube : how to get out of friend zone? >more crying >one day meet her and tell her that I give her 400 euro if she f---- with me >rejects me >f--- >next day go to school and we start to talk like nothing happened >says she accepts my offer >we go to my home and f--- like 2 hours >i c-- in her mouth >feels good man >now every time I f--- her I pay 150 euro and 200 euro for a--- >I know I am being completely f----- but okay am i autistic anons?

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File: s-l1600.jpg (185 KB, 1493x1428) [Return] [Catalog] [Top] Anonymous 03/25/23(Sat)11:22:33 No.896488076 >trying to impress my mom >want her to think i can speak chinese >randomly blurt out something that sounds like chinese but isn't chinese >"oh anon that's so good, very cool" >she seemed proud of me >i know she'll never find out i'm a fraud but it still sucks knowing i am one O Anonymous 03/25/23(Sat)11:25:01 No.896488189 File: 6CEDOCDB-8EFF-438C-B5F8-C(...).jpg (²) 1+1= (47 KB, 850x602) >>896488076 (OP) # how about you actually try to lear Chinese so you won't be a failure? 1/1/2/1

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Anonymous 219 KB JPG 03/18/23(Sat)15:31:58 No.89611 >20 movable pieces >yet capable of achieving 43,252,003,274,489,856,000 unique permutations ??? And we're just supposed to accept this as fact?

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: Anonymous 132 KB PNG 03/29/20(Sun)08:07:06 No.113952532 >>113952472 (OP) # >be zoomer >don't really know too much different comic eras, just read what I like >read Grant Morrison's JLA for the first time >Superman is blue and glowing >no explanation why >look it up, find out this is known as "Electric Blue Superman." >go on /co/ and ask people if they know about this >only response I get is "it was the 90s" >find various forums where people have asked about him, only response ever is "it was the 90s" >still don't understand why Superman was blue and glowing >>113952586 # >>113952724 # >>113952736 # >>113952836 # >>113954049 # >>113955416 # >>113959320 # >>113960411 #

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