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Anonymous 100 KB JPG 03/23/23(Thu)08:39:36 No.72676402 > be me > casually playing gmod > having a good time > starts to get bored of the servers > feel like it is time for a change > leaves the server and scrolls to the server list to see if there is anything interesting to play > oh what is this > 1942rp.exe > a server where you can roleplay as a nazi of even become hitler > I install the 20gb resource pack contacting everything from nazi uniforms to jew character models > log on to the server > after a few min I meet the first guy online > Says hi > a 12 year old screams into this low quality microphone from hell > calls me a n----- and shoots me > w-- > i respawn and try to interact with other players > everyone calls me a Jew and starts harassing me > gets banned for no intend to roleplay Basically I joined a neo nazi server where there Are kids playing and roleplaying as nazis. Did some investigating and found out there is a lot of videos on YouTube similar to my experience

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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