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: Anonymous 627 KB JPG 08/22/22(Mon)16:26:31 No.884363676 >summer break >mom goes out to run some errands >decide to build something big and dangerous in our backyard >invite my friends >teenage sister notices >she gets p----- and calls mom >mom blows her off 1 Reply >notice my pet platypus has disappeared >the mayor's brother is building some secret death machine downtown >4 hours later >mom pulls in the driveway >his secret death machine goes catastrophically wrong and destroys our creation right as mom shows up >mom comes around back and says hi >teenage sister wonders why we havent been busted yet >pet platypus comes back we're gonna do it again tomorrow. suck it, candace View Thread Anonymous >>884363676 (OP) # is candace just schizophrenic? Every time her mom shows up, everything disappears into thin air 08/22/22(Mon)16:45:14 No.884364545

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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: Anonymous >>884257641 (OP) # 08/21/22(Sun)01:43:02 No.884259949 >be me 16 >aunt routinely comes after I get out of school just to check up on me and leaves >she's dressed a lot less today >unusually interested in hearing about my day >go inside and she makes me food >put on jackass >horse semen drinking >she laughs and says she's never drank that much >I laugh and ask what she means >she smiles and looks me up and down >I take the hint and drop my pants >she gets down on her knees and starts to slowly jerk me off >grab her head and tell her to open up >she laughs and starts sucking me off >she's really good at this >tell her I'm about to c-- >she looks me in the eyes and starts going faster and deeper >finish down her throat as she gags on my d--- >never felt more like a man in my life

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Anonymous 512 KB JPG 1 Reply 08/22/22(Mon)17:14:57 No.884365859 What should I fix next? View Thread 08/22/22(Mon)17:17:12 No.884365979 Anonymous >>884365859 (OP) # Acknowledge the statehood of Palestine and Taiwan

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: Anonymous 06/13/21(Sun)16:00:34 No.856757888 BB63D6D0-7C0F-45DB-8924-D827EF59137A.png 565 KB PNG >Parents make me visit a therapist because I shat in the shower again >Sit completely still and make direct eye contact the entire time >Answer all of his questions with a question >At the end I shake his hand and look into his eyes >He looks away Is this what being an alpha feels like?

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: Anonymous 65 KB JPG : Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)00:59:16 No.881478452 Based >go to gym >go to toilet share your other life pro tips anons >drop a huge s--- and clog it >don't wipe >walk straight to jacuzzi >use jets to clean ass 07/06/22(Wed)01:17:51 No.881479482 : Anonymous Skip a few steps by just s------- in the jacuzzi 07/06/22(Wed)01:20:16 No.881479599

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: Anonymous 627 KB JPG 08/22/22(Mon)16:26:31 No.884363676 >summer break >mom goes out to run some errands >decide to build something big and dangerous in our backyard >invite my friends >teenage sister notices >she gets p----- and calls mom >mom blows her off 1 Reply >notice my pet platypus has disappeared >the mayor's brother is building some secret death machine downtown >4 hours later >mom pulls in the driveway >his secret death machine goes catastrophically wrong and destroys our creation right as mom shows up >mom comes around back and says hi >teenage sister wonders why we havent been busted yet >pet platypus comes back we're gonna do it again tomorrow. suck it, candace View Thread Anonymous >>884363676 (OP) # is candace just schizophrenic? Every time her mom shows up, everything disappears into thin air 08/22/22(Mon)16:45:14 No.884364545

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