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Anonymous (ID: (WGRC6MKK Moon Knight got review bombed HOMEPAGE TV NEWS Moon Knight: Disney+ Marvel series getting review bombed for mentioning the Armenian Genocide PUBLISHED BY CAIUS BOLLING 113 KB JPG 04/05/22(Tue)23:33:07 No.371394597 >be me >Turkish >decide to watch that new show Moon Knight that people have been taking about >start watching Episode 1 One of the characters mentions the Armenian Genocide >immediately turn off show and leave negative review online

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anon feels like a man | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >>884257641 (OP) # 08/21/22(Sun)01:43:02 No.884259949 >be me 16 >aunt routinely comes after I get out of school just to check up on me and leaves >she's dressed a lot less today >unusually interested in hearing about my day >go inside and she makes me food >put on jackass >horse semen drinking >she laughs and says she's never drank that much >I laugh and ask what she means >she smiles and looks me up and down >I take the hint and drop my pants >she gets down on her knees and starts to slowly jerk me off >grab her head and tell her to open up >she laughs and starts sucking me off >she's really good at this >tell her I'm about to c-- >she looks me in the eyes and starts going faster and deeper >finish down her throat as she gags on my d--- >never felt more like a man in my life

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anon wants validation from the president | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 512 KB JPG 1 Reply 08/22/22(Mon)17:14:57 No.884365859 What should I fix next? View Thread 08/22/22(Mon)17:17:12 No.884365979 Anonymous >>884365859 (OP) # Acknowledge the statehood of Palestine and Taiwan

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Anon wants to be an alpha | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/13/21(Sun)16:00:34 No.856757888 BB63D6D0-7C0F-45DB-8924-D827EF59137A.png 565 KB PNG >Parents make me visit a therapist because I shat in the shower again >Sit completely still and make direct eye contact the entire time >Answer all of his questions with a question >At the end I shake his hand and look into his eyes >He looks away Is this what being an alpha feels like?

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Anon hit the wagie | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/24/22(Wed)22:42:01 No.69941754 8 KB JPG >be me >Buy blind person cane online >Bring cane to store and put on s----- sunglasses >Pretend to be blind >Find employee working alone >Hit him with cane >He tries to talk to his boss about it but his boss didn't believe him I feel like I accomplished something that day

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anon is depressed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/04/19(Wed)00:03:29 No.815458622 MATURE S M SARKness Life ²K 220px-Darkness_cover.jpg 25 KB JPG >>815457410 (OP) # >What's the most depressing and soul crushing game you've ever played? Anonymous 12/04/19(Wed)00:03:51 No.815458638

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Anon gets fucked in the ass | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous CRISTAL 07/30/19(Tue)10:08:19 No.53656767 >be boomer >cooking steak on the grill >using spare college degrees to fuel fire >smells like when we used to napalm the g---- >flip steak >top side of steak is branded with 100 KB JPG Ronald Reagan's face >I can feel the patriotism coursing through my veins >pick up bottle of steak sauce >bottle is empty These damn millennials are f------ us in the ass.

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Anon gives his life pro tip | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 65 KB JPG : Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)00:59:16 No.881478452 Based >go to gym >go to toilet share your other life pro tips anons >drop a huge s--- and clog it >don't wipe >walk straight to jacuzzi >use jets to clean ass 07/06/22(Wed)01:17:51 No.881479482 : Anonymous Skip a few steps by just s------- in the jacuzzi 07/06/22(Wed)01:20:16 No.881479599

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female anon gives a tasty blowie | /r/Greentext

>be me, female at 18 years old >Very awkward, always online >At the time I was still sheltered by my mom and dad who were Uber christian >Never seen p--- or anything that bad >Had friends that were weird 52 KB PNG >They joked about d--- cheese and how good it is >I didn't understand the irony and thought that d---- had some sort of stuff that was supposed to be on them >Didn't help that I had never seen a real d--- >I start talking to this quiet, awkward guy in my grade >He's chunky but I like him >Fast forward and we're at his house alone >I offer him a b------ >He gets a bit hesitant but accepts >I see his d--- and it looks like he hasn't washed it in a bit >Smells like fish too >I start sucking and lower his foreskin and it's covered in this so called d--- cheese >I take a big ol lick and realize it doesn't taste so good >I start gagging and throw up all over his carpet >He runs to the shower and begins scrubbing his c--- profusely and apologizing >He says he didn't realize he had any Smegma >I ask what that is >He explains that he does a poor job of cleaning and I just ate his smegma >I begin gagging again, I still have some in my mouth >I don't tell him and give him a kiss, spitting it into his mouth >He doesn't seem to notice >We spend the rest of the night watching family guy >Brian the dog tells some funny jokes and I laugh so f------ hard trying to forget that I just took in a chunk of smegma It's been 5 years, I'm married to this man and he's circumcised now

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Anon gives you a very based reason to start lifting | /r/Greentext

2h (3/3 15:52)-65776112 10 Re 1 Img JPG 57KB (1280 x 720) 6 Replies >Visit my grandma >She needs help opening a jar >l open it without any trouble >Thanks my little Hercules" >We eat together and spend the rest of the day watching her stories Never forget why you lift, bros

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Anon hires a hooker | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 238 KB JPG 01/21/21(Thu)20:38:52 No.845378460 >f--- h----- >having sex doesn't immediately solve all my problems w-- bros you lied to me Anonymous >>845378460 (OP) # >he fell for it Got another one, boys 01/21/21(Thu)20:40:30 No.845378539

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Anon is a doctor | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Concern 161 KB JPG 08/24/22 (Wed)21:36:32 No.69941128 >be me, doctor >gf has relatives who sometimes have health problems >asks me for advice, even though its usually not in my field >give her advice >calls my advice stupid, reads up on the internet >pays a small fortune to go to some professor for a consultation >gives them the exact same advice and treatment i did >comes home and doesnt speak a word about it >cycle repeats every few months My gf is mentally handicapped

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Anon describes Plebbit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: mz2oPOFe Before internet 01/16/17(Mon)18:36:57 No.107430086 >i want to f--- toasters >dont be a f------ retard >grow up After internet >I want to f--- a toaster >google >find a community with 1000+ members about people wanting to f--- toasters >f--- up your life >>107430609 #

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