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>be me, female at 18 years old >Very awkward, always online >At the time I was still sheltered by my mom and dad who were Uber christian >Never seen p--- or anything that bad >Had friends that were weird 52 KB PNG >They joked about d--- cheese and how good it is >I didn't understand the irony and thought that d---- had some sort of stuff that was supposed to be on them >Didn't help that I had never seen a real d--- >I start talking to this quiet, awkward guy in my grade >He's chunky but I like him >Fast forward and we're at his house alone >I offer him a b------ >He gets a bit hesitant but accepts >I see his d--- and it looks like he hasn't washed it in a bit >Smells like fish too >I start sucking and lower his foreskin and it's covered in this so called d--- cheese >I take a big ol lick and realize it doesn't taste so good >I start gagging and throw up all over his carpet >He runs to the shower and begins scrubbing his c--- profusely and apologizing >He says he didn't realize he had any Smegma >I ask what that is >He explains that he does a poor job of cleaning and I just ate his smegma >I begin gagging again, I still have some in my mouth >I don't tell him and give him a kiss, spitting it into his mouth >He doesn't seem to notice >We spend the rest of the night watching family guy >Brian the dog tells some funny jokes and I laugh so f------ hard trying to forget that I just took in a chunk of smegma It's been 5 years, I'm married to this man and he's circumcised now

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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