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: Anonymous /out/ experiences you cant exp(...) 101 KB JPG 02/22/23(Wed)00:36:57 No.2543040 >be me >hiking alone in the woods at nighttime >hear rustling in the bushes, f------ heart rate goes through the roof >shine flashlight, see two huge f------ eyes staring back at me >OH F------ S--- >8 foot tall gigachad american black bear >heart pounding, slowly back away from the bear >bear starts walking towards me, getting closer and closer >heart racing, sweat pouring down my face >suddenly, the bear starts speaking in a deep, rumbling voice >"hey man, you got any honey? I'm f------ starving over here." >f------ bear can talk, what the f--- >give the bear some granola bars and we become f------ bros >turns out the bear is a f------ construction worker >we talk shop and chill around the campfire all f------ night >wake up in the morning, bear is gone >life will never be the same, f------ love that bear i miss you bear bro..

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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