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File: 1672657567110202.jpg (47 KB, 619x453) Anonymous 03/15/23(Wed)13:27:47 No.72582728 [Reply] >>72582800 >>72583375 >be me >born in lower-middle class family in a western country. >gay >this ain't bad. >family is devout Muslim, hate everything about the country we live in. >s---.mp4 >Parents are FIRST COUSINS >inbredasfuck >got a tumor in my face as a child >surgery left my already mongoloid inbred looking face even more f----- up. >defective body, slurred speech due to inbred but can still think. >brother in jail for r----- a child. >parents sending me to live in Pakistan. >be a gay deformed inbred mongoloid being sent to Pakistan to MARRY MY SECOND COUSIN!

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous help 03/16/23(Thu)07:56:55 No.72587981 1.54 MB JPG >Wacking my willy >slipping my jimmy >watching degenerate robot p--- >all is well >sudden pain in right leg >calf cramps up, feels like my tendons are being ripped from my bone >Im in agony >instantly stop playing with my worm, straighten my leg as i bite my pillow >searing punishment from god lasts five agonizing minutes tops >calf hurts so bad, pain doesn't even go away when the cramp ends >afterwards I have no drive to continue fap >this has happened 4 times in the span of 2 >same exact situation each time >I never have cramps besides these, last time I had a cramp was in a pool when I was 14 Is God punishing me for my degeneracy or do I need more iron?

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Anonymous 03/15/23(Wed)20:29:31 No.57504320 ► File: b0c0e4b2871415e8dd1f39988(...).jpg (413 KB, 1426x2048) >>57492660 >deliberately unleashes global plague >debt traps 3rd worlders >engages in economic warfare >wolf warrior "diplomacy" >commits genocide >mass murders protestors >operates surveillance state >floods the internet with propaganda >actively works to subvert the West W-why doesn't anyone like China bros!?!? Seriously though you as a collective are f------ awful to deal with. The sad thing is that you didn't have to turn out like this as Taiwan proves.

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Anon watches erotic media | /r/Greentext

E Anonymous >be me 2 hours ago, watching p--- >its the most generic p---- you can watch, a man and a woman having normal sex on a bed >the final scene is comming and the guy is moaning as he is doing her missionary and is signaling he is about to c-- >as this happens he immediately gets off her, lays on his back in the bed, puts his feet behind his neck, cooms on his own face and starts sucking his own c--- GAY 341 KB JPG 06/12/22(Sun)13:45:34 No.69013158 Why would you do this? There was literally no hint during the whole movie that something so gay would take place. Was this the directors idea of a funny joke? 2 Replies : Anonymous >>69013158 (OP) # I don't see a link. Chop chop. View Thread 06/12/22(Sun)13:46:35 No.69013164 06/12/22(Sun)14:16:58 No.69013350 Anonymous >>69013158 (OP) # That's funny as f---. Mad respect for the producers.

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: Anonymous CHATGPT 19 KB JPG 03/15/23(Wed)06:33:58 No.7255038 So can Chat-GPT4 translate all existing Hentai into English?

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: Anonymous 44 KB JPG 03/15/23(Wed)16:39:44 No.895948604 reminder: this was the last good game >good graphics >good gameplay >no download update b------- >instant matchmaking >no dlc lootboxes or payment options >tons of maps >everything works >no glitches >no t----- psyop b------- >chill but also competitive multiplayer >mt dew and doritos sponsored 21 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous >>895948604 (OP) # >no download update b------- >no dlc lootboxes or payment options >no glitches retard clouded by nostalgia 03/15/23(Wed)17:45:16 No.895951803

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Anonymous CHRISTIS VERYHOLY 03/15/23(Wed)14:57:23 No.70279680 >be me this morning >filming a time lapse for a construction company >sunny day, chilling AM ASTONISHED BY HIS MERCY >bumblebee suddenly falls on the 34 KB JPG ground a foot away from me >seems disoriented, keeps spazzing and getting stuck on his back >he's probably tired >get a coffee cup, pour water in and add a few drops of coke >help him on his feet >serve him his drink in a dead leaf >there you go little buddy >he sips it and rests for a minute >mfw he flies away perfectly fine It was me, I was miring God's creation and infinite love >>70279947 # >>70280231 # >>70284833 #

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: Anonymous 228 KB PNG 03/15/23(Wed)09:10:41 No.75885686 >You decide to finally unfreeze time after 6 months only to find out everyone had remained conscious the whole time and is aware of what you did.

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Anonymous 329 KB PNG 2 Replies / 1 Image Anonymous 39 KB JPG 07/22/22 (Fri) 10:56:15 No.69505629 If you got vaxxed you are a retard If you went to college or university, you are a massive retard. Simple as View Thread 07/22/22 (Fri)10:58:34 No.69505644 >Smart people dumb >Dumb people smart U is learned me good. Thanks U.

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Anonymous 384 KB JPG 03/15/23(Wed)13:12:24 No.72582534 GTA 6 is going to be a cucked woke game. There is a female protagonist. Females do not commit violent crimes. this is going to look very forced and unrealistic

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