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: Anonymous file.png 334 KB PNG What does Professor Garlick smell like? Anonymous >Garlick It's in the name retard 03/07/23(Tue)15:45:03 No.630078297 >>630078882 # 03/07/23(Tue)15:45:53 No.630078346

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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: Anonymous C'mon, do something... 48 KB JPG doomer. Fml 03/15/23(Wed)13:45:18 No.72582931 >Be NEET kissless beta f-- >No friends, no prospects. >The few people I know are getting married and starting families. >Entertainment and media is mediocre at best. >Be depressed black-pilled Wouldnt mind being nuked if it means I dont have to live in this dystopia anymore. C'mon I just want to be a shadow literally burnt permanently into the sidewalk.

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: Anonymous >Get horny >Fap >Nut 03/15/23 (Wed)13:14:41 No.895940962 >"This is disgusting I will never do this again" >Repeat How do I stop this?? >>895941090 # 03/15/23 (Wed)13:18:07 No.895941090 : Anonymous >>895940962 # Fap in front of a full length mirror.

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: Anonymous 129 KB JPG Any last words anon? 32 Replies / 1 Image 03/15/23(Wed)12:46:43 No.895939965 : Anonymous >>895939965 (OP) # N----- N----- NI View Thread 03/15/23(Wed)13:29:32 No.895941517

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DF0403A7-7948-4220-AEA1-D87B14660D3B.jpg 104 KB JPG Being a black mtf must truly be life on extreme nightmare mode, >already deal with all the s--- that comes with t----- >racism from right wingers >racism from other trans people >highest chance of being murdered out of almost any minority

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Anon has a point. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/15/23(Wed)11:26:22 No.895936885 no, f-----. god is not real. heaven and hell are not real. reincarnation is not real. sin is not real. souls are not real. it's all a f------ coping mechanism. the things i just mentioned are not real, tangible things that exist outside of the pure concept of them. drop the b------- and get back to reality. 2 Replies / 1 Image 29 KB JPG Anonymous 03/15/23(Wed)11:59:28 No.895938238 >>895936885 True. But normies apparently go mad when they stare into the void that is naked reality. That's why they need the coping mechanisms. Anonymous View Thread KUNGON JESUS SAYS 37 KB JPG 03/15/23(Wed)12:04:17 No.895938441 True strength isn't escapism in the face of meaninglessness. True strength is punching nihilism in the face and using the chance to define your own meaning, to believe in oneself and in our species' ability to rise above and carve a path where none exists. Anyone who needs Belief because he can't deal with uncertainty is a weak-minded f-----.

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124 KB PNG >had an itchy bottom for weeks >notice when I wash more it doesn't itch so much >wash every day, itching goes away >stop washing every day and itching comes back I think I've found a good reason to wash every day bros. Never used to bother me, sitting around not washing for a few days, but maybe it's age. What things have you learnt about yourself lately r9k?

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: Anonymous ? 338 KB PNG 03/15/23(Wed)12:32:02 No.72582168 >been on nofap for almost 2 months >for some reason dream about sucking a guys d--- >w-- >wake up with boxers absolutely wet and sticky with c-- i don't know what i learned from this 03/15/23(Wed)12:39:02 No.72582211 : Anonymous >>72582168 (OP) # This is why I fap so I don't become a h--- nocturnally like you just did.

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Anon explains African history | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/14/23(Tue)19:41:18 No.895912153 REE EEE 1523141067535.gif 79 KB GIF Africa in the late 20th century: >General N'boke Goatmother staged a coup and stormed the capitol with 2000 of his most loyal supporters. Over 100 soldiers were killed and wounded and 10 million people died in the ensuing famine.

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| File: 1351434132063.jpg (25 KB, 221x318) LE PIRATE MAN □ Anonymous 03/15/23(Wed)21:11:31 No.72581734 [Reply] >catch myself fantasizing about having a loving gf >immediately tell myself "you'll never have that you fat unlovable f---"

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: Anonymous TF2 EMPORIUM 42 KB JPG ??? 03/15/23(Wed) 20:04:33 No.630922610 >The entire tf2 workshop is literally controlled by a secret society filled with degenerates >No one ever mentioned them once in a bad light or wonder why 90% of workshop submissions are made by emporium members

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@JTVeemo 167559963644b85b.jpg 656 KB JPG M >be straight, don't find irl men attractive >however read yaoi, dream about sucking d---- and pleasuring a dude Gay propaganda is real

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: Anonymous file.png 334 KB PNG What does Professor Garlick smell like? Anonymous >Garlick It's in the name retard 03/07/23(Tue)15:45:03 No.630078297 >>630078882 # 03/07/23(Tue)15:45:53 No.630078346

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