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: Anonymous 228 KB PNG 03/15/23(Wed)09:10:41 No.75885686 >You decide to finally unfreeze time after 6 months only to find out everyone had remained conscious the whole time and is aware of what you did.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon on the V | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 329 KB PNG 2 Replies / 1 Image Anonymous 39 KB JPG 07/22/22 (Fri) 10:56:15 No.69505629 If you got vaxxed you are a retard If you went to college or university, you are a massive retard. Simple as View Thread 07/22/22 (Fri)10:58:34 No.69505644 >Smart people dumb >Dumb people smart U is learned me good. Thanks U.

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Anon isn’t excited for GTA 6 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 384 KB JPG 03/15/23(Wed)13:12:24 No.72582534 GTA 6 is going to be a cucked woke game. There is a female protagonist. Females do not commit violent crimes. this is going to look very forced and unrealistic

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A narcotics bust and electrical repair by Anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous| 45657137 155,5 kB PNG 1 perccel ezelőtt ... Anon Does Drug Bust >Be me, 14 at the time >Lights constantly flickering and PC randomly turning off >Call up electricity company >They supposedly fix the problem >It still happens >Mum jokes that the neighbour is probably growing cannabis and is tapping into our electricity supply >Neighbour has a big shed >I decide to climb over his fence and take a look inside >somuchweed.png >I take pictures with my phone >Come back home and tell my mummy >I call 101 (Non-emergency line) >Woman thinks I'm lying >Next day the police smash down his door and take all his weed away >He goes to jail and his kid gets taken away That's what you get for messing with my Minecraft experience.

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Anon asks a question about a character in Hogwarts Legacy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous file.png 334 KB PNG What does Professor Garlick smell like? Anonymous >Garlick It's in the name retard 03/07/23(Tue)15:45:03 No.630078297 >>630078882 # 03/07/23(Tue)15:45:53 No.630078346

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Simply say no. | /r/Greentext

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Anon wants the end to come | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous C'mon, do something... 48 KB JPG doomer. Fml 03/15/23(Wed)13:45:18 No.72582931 >Be NEET kissless beta f-- >No friends, no prospects. >The few people I know are getting married and starting families. >Entertainment and media is mediocre at best. >Be depressed black-pilled Wouldnt mind being nuked if it means I dont have to live in this dystopia anymore. C'mon I just want to be a shadow literally burnt permanently into the sidewalk.

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anon is a pedophile | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >Get horny >Fap >Nut 03/15/23 (Wed)13:14:41 No.895940962 >"This is disgusting I will never do this again" >Repeat How do I stop this?? >>895941090 # 03/15/23 (Wed)13:18:07 No.895941090 : Anonymous >>895940962 # Fap in front of a full length mirror.

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anon says his last words | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 129 KB JPG Any last words anon? 32 Replies / 1 Image 03/15/23(Wed)12:46:43 No.895939965 : Anonymous >>895939965 (OP) # N----- N----- NI View Thread 03/15/23(Wed)13:29:32 No.895941517

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Anon is a black troon | /r/Greentext

DF0403A7-7948-4220-AEA1-D87B14660D3B.jpg 104 KB JPG Being a black mtf must truly be life on extreme nightmare mode, >already deal with all the s--- that comes with t----- >racism from right wingers >racism from other trans people >highest chance of being murdered out of almost any minority

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Anon has a point. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/15/23(Wed)11:26:22 No.895936885 no, f-----. god is not real. heaven and hell are not real. reincarnation is not real. sin is not real. souls are not real. it's all a f------ coping mechanism. the things i just mentioned are not real, tangible things that exist outside of the pure concept of them. drop the b------- and get back to reality. 2 Replies / 1 Image 29 KB JPG Anonymous 03/15/23(Wed)11:59:28 No.895938238 >>895936885 True. But normies apparently go mad when they stare into the void that is naked reality. That's why they need the coping mechanisms. Anonymous View Thread KUNGON JESUS SAYS 37 KB JPG 03/15/23(Wed)12:04:17 No.895938441 True strength isn't escapism in the face of meaninglessness. True strength is punching nihilism in the face and using the chance to define your own meaning, to believe in oneself and in our species' ability to rise above and carve a path where none exists. Anyone who needs Belief because he can't deal with uncertainty is a weak-minded f-----.

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Anon discovers that good hygiene may be (presumably) (possibly) (unconfirmed) good for you | /r/Greentext

124 KB PNG >had an itchy bottom for weeks >notice when I wash more it doesn't itch so much >wash every day, itching goes away >stop washing every day and itching comes back I think I've found a good reason to wash every day bros. Never used to bother me, sitting around not washing for a few days, but maybe it's age. What things have you learnt about yourself lately r9k?

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Anon tells his no-fap success story | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ? 338 KB PNG 03/15/23(Wed)12:32:02 No.72582168 >been on nofap for almost 2 months >for some reason dream about sucking a guys d--- >w-- >wake up with boxers absolutely wet and sticky with c-- i don't know what i learned from this 03/15/23(Wed)12:39:02 No.72582211 : Anonymous >>72582168 (OP) # This is why I fap so I don't become a h--- nocturnally like you just did.

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