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: Anonymous 03/13/23 (Mon) 06:30:40 No.72552513 O 8b545a8509aaffa7c3ce22cb4ca47c049a-wojak-05.2x.w710.jpg 268 KB JPG >feeling drowsy in the morning >Open my phone and binge watch horror stories and distressing images >Suddenly I am not drowsy anymore See ya later, caffeine addicts View Thread

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon wonders about women | /r/Greentext

126 KB PNG well. One of my best friends is a convicted r-----. It was BAD. He was a violent drunk f---. He completely turned his life around when he got out the joint and is now a turbo Christfag but he's still my friend and he means He just confided to me that his victim told him she wants to orgasm and that would only be possible with him. She certainly still hates him, but wants to have consensual sex with a guy that r---- her? He has apologized to her and her family many times and now he's asking me what to do. I told him to stay away from that s--- and to contact her family about it but he just wants it to go away. I guess my question is what the f--- is wrong with women?

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Anon speculates | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 5sCseXhF) georgewbush 3h TRUMP 04/23/22(Sat) 18:41:56 No.374366225 Hilton : Anonymous (ID: ZRGBZITF TATY PORGES 20220423_193335.jpg 110 KB JPG CROCKFORDS @imdrip Why did George Bush post this on his story with no caption? x >>374366225 (OP) # Nice tower, would be a shame if a plane hit it 04/23/22(Sat) 18:52:16 No.374367474 >>374367866 # >>374367988 # >>374368032 # >>374368095 # >>374368574 # >>374369003 # >>374369137 # >>374371182 # >>374371393 # >>374373637 # >>374375309 # >>374379931 # >>374380136 # >>374384334 # >>374385042 #

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Anon is a lone soldier | /r/Greentext

zen the zoomer 03/13/23(Mon)03:56:40 No.72553517 >post a story on 4chan about my friends calling me childish for preferring to read the newspaper instead of going to dance with sluts >reddit basedboy screenshots my greentext to post >people comment "wow what an incel" >get tons of upvotes from other simps >somehow im an incel for deciding to not f--- sluts >one lone comment stands below all the rest 235 KB JPG "go lone soldier, you will find true happiness in yourself" >downvoted to oblivion Alright whoever is the redditfaggots screenshotting all these posts to farm for karma needs to f------ kill themselves ASAP

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anon can finally rest | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/12/23(Sun)20:36:17 No.181680133 >>181683096 File: 1433038011313.jpg (19 KB, 217x320) Congrats Bendan. I will now delete this from my reaction image folder.

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Anon gets saucy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 58 KB JPG 03/12/23(Sun)23:33:31 No.72551347 >go to a restaurant >look at the menu >"brown sauce", "red sauce", "white sauce" What the f--- is this? How am I supposed to know about they're talking about?

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Anon is black | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/24/18(Sun)02:00:19 No.46325454 >be black >cant pay rent >kids are starving >just got payed >go to mall >guccibelt.jpg >have to have it oudet GUCCI 25 KB JPG >go home >flex on kids >life is good

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context: Switzerland decided to not to give Ukraine any military equipment due to the absolute neutral policy in wars which was established like two centuries ago | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: wio/VnON 03/13/23(Mon) 05:09:19 No.419457631 Robert Zubrin @robert zubrin 32m Here's what needs be done. 1. Send all Swiss made hardware possessed by NATO countries to #Ukraine regardless of Swiss wishes. 2. Ban Swiss from all future NATO procurements. 3. Investigate Swiss banks dark money links. 4. Tariff oil shipped to Swiss 100%. Proceeds to #Ukraine. 274 ₁219 B5E7FE55-01D9-4DF2-B9F7-12505F5F3795.jpg 306 KB JPG >here's what must be done: steal money from people and give it to Holy Ukraine >>419458175 # >>419458462 # >>419459027 # >>419459477 # >>419460486 # >>419460696 # >>419462480 # >>419465418 # >>419465839 # >>419466373 # >>419467045 # >>419469884 # >>419471477 # >>419474064 #

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Anon loses his friends | /r/Greentext

03/12/23(Sun)21:16:38 No.72549797 just lost two of my good friends because I refused to continue to let them talking down to me >they call me an incel when i say i hate sluts >constantly telling me to "lighten up" >telling me to "just stop being so negative" >eventually I told them to shut the f--- up, if they don't like being around me then stop f------ inviting me places >they still invited me out constantly >going to bars was fun for a bit but I hated all the normies who had no sense of decent mentality >"anon, why are you here reading a newspaper? there are so many beautiful women here that are your age" Anonymous 887 KB PNG >they're all retarded >they're all sluts >all a single one of these retards care about is drugs and sex >some chick is bragging to me about having sex with 5 guys in a day >i say shes a dumb slut >my friends start to get mad because I'm "killing the vibe" >f--- your vibe >f--- all of you it makes me sad that it had to end but these people had absolutely no respect for my morality, probably talked s--- about me constantly behind my back, and ultimately not getting me anywhere in life. whatever.

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Anon went to therapy | /r/Greentext

3 KB JPG : Anonymous TOP KEK > introduce my waifu to the therapist >>36588249 # 04/27/17(Thu)05:10:54 No.36588187 That therapist probably needed a therapist himself after that session. You guys thought it was a good idea to introduce my waifu to the therapist Anonymous >>36588249 # 04/27/17(Thu)05:12:35 No.36588207 that's actually funny made me kek Anonymous 04/27/17(Thu)05:12:45 No.36588211 i guarantee no one here thought it was a good idea

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Forced team swapping. | /r/Greentext

ymous (ID: NU3toXWn) VIP KB JPG No.29389357 I have been putting testosterone pills in my gay brothers food and drinks for about 2 months now and he is starting to like women more. AMA 11/29/20(Sun)23:44:19

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Anon’s coworker is unfathomably based | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 954 KB PNG 03/12/23(Sun)21:20:29 No.72549842 I think my coworker is either autistic or the biggest gigachad I've ever encountered >Told me that he stares at walls and random objects when he's bored >Female coworker keeps following him around >Asks him stupid questions >It's obvious that she likes him >He literally just acts like if she's not even present >See her following him to his car after hours are over >Asks "do you think I'm annoying?" >Audibly shouts "yes" in her face >She almost f------ fell over >Never follows him around anymore and looks sad most of the time now Which do you guys think he is? 8 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon is a perverted GM | /r/Greentext

18 KB JPG >my magical realm is sex >every character in my setting was canonically created via sex >I even include some NPC's who are parents, explicitly confirming that they have had sex >my players are none the wiser >after games, they even call my campaign "good" and "fun"

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