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File: Screenshot 2022-08-09 6.1(...).png (298 KB, 503x626) O new here Anonymous 03/05/23(Sun)10:03:36 No.895400477 >>895400588 >be me >decide to check out le 4chin >go to the random board >mfw its 90% chicks Anonymous 03/05/23(Sun)10:06:46 No.895400588 >>895400477 (OP) I think you mean 90 percent f-----

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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: Anonymous 115 KB JPG 03/13/22(Sun)20:26:44 No.87437280C Worth it >Be me >Two years ago >Friend has his first kid >Friend is white >Baby comes out black with nappy hair >Everyone is uncomfortable as it's obvious his wife cheated >People ignore it like king of the hill >He had a barbecue celebrating his first born" >Show up >Autism over 9000 >"Did you overcook that one?" >Punches me in the face

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EAPOLIS 4804 ov Anonymous 03/06/23 (Mon)09:18:40 No.72465444 >fever at 100 feeling dizzy af >gf says shes horny >tell her I am sick multiple times and cannot move >gf starts getting all dolled up randomly >says she is going out with friends >posts on her story that she is with her guy friend >so sick cannot even get mad >sleep till noon >gf not home and wont answer my texts or calls I hate women bros. >>72465477 >>72465639 >>72465702 Anonymous 03/06/23 (Mon)09:21:54 No.72465477 ► >>72465529 >>72465444 (OP) rip on the trips of truth. immediately dump her and mssg whichever one of her friends seems the most desperate.

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Some Ordina Gamers The Sonic Creator Has Been Arrested... 13:26 SomeOrdinaryGamers 286K views • 14 hours ago Anonymous 03/05/23 (Sun)20:24:57 No.72457108 ► >>72457121 >>72457130 YouTube commentators are the most insufferable people on the Internet ☐ Anonymous 03/05/23(Sun)20:31:11 No.72457174 | >>72457108 (OP) >Be Pajeet >Makes youtube commentary >Have outlandish retarded take >Makes money >Be you >Cries and whines about X thing is not true >Cries and whines on 4chan and plebbit >Makes no money

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: Anonymous 26 KB JPG 03/04/23 (Sat) 07:48:41 No.72445403 >walk outside my flat this morning >hear someone call me a cuck >turn around and look to see who said that >nobodys there >hear the same voice >cuck cuck >look up >its f------ picrel what the f---

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I only do this late at night/early morning when there's no traffic. Anonymous 01/17/23(Tue)00:21:29 No.26267969 F7E775C5-56AE-42F6-B665-D534CEEC17F2.jpg 386 KB JPG >>26267868 (OP) # >WEEWOOWEEWOO DO YOU KNOW HOW I-L-L-E-G-A-L THAT LITTLE STUNT YOU JUST PULLED WAS? YOU F------ GOD DAMN M-----------. YOU COULDVE F------ KILLED MY WIFES BF'S BIRACIAL DAUGHTER. THINK ABOUT THE HECKIN SAFETY OF OTHERS YOU FREAKING CRIMINALINO!!!!!!!!!!!! >that'll be $500 and 3+hours of your time btw kthxbai

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: Anonymous 02/26/23(Sun)20:58:27 No.72373689 5ef09ad285600a6a844f5361.jpg 372 KB JPG humans are so funny. they kill animals every day but when it happens to them IT'S DA DEVIL AND HIS DEMONS WAGING A SPIRITUAL WAR OMG Imao so so funny to me

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File: 1648955740175271tm1648955(...).jpg (69 KB, 949x842) O Feels Thread Anonymous 03/05/23(Sun)09:19:31 No.72456857 >>72456920 >>72457246 >>72458118 >Tfw your pet turtle will never become an anime girl >Tfw she will never thank you for taking care of her and feeding her >Tfw she will never cuddle with you >Tfw she will never go to school >Tfw people will never,istake her shell for a backpack >> Anonymous 03/05/23(Sun)09:28:50 No.72456920 >>72456857 (OP) Please don't f--- your turtle anon □ Anonymous 03/05/23(Sun)10:09:36 No.72457246 >>72456857 (OP) That's Tank and this is a Barney thread.

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Anonymous DLLdFm2C 4 hours ago 1677945516943822.gif (353.9 KB, 500x491) 17168829 > be ARM > invented in 1985 > used only in one line of computers computer built by Acorn > they sold poorly but were amazing computers > spends the next 34 years in mobile devices and microcontrollers > nobody cared > apple decides to use ARM > apple creates nothing revolutionary or amazing > itoddler child molesters convince themselves that the "entire industry" will move to ARM > ~3 years later.. absolutely f------ nothing happened > industry had a laugh and continued on making machines with CPUs that aren't f------ s--- as ARM > apple still can't get more than 20% market share after existing as a company since the mid 1970s amazing progress, itoddlers. maybe by 2050 you'll have 30%? my sides.

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Anon's girlfriend thinks fumos are cringe | /r/Greentext

04/29/21(Thu)00:57:22 No.34494857 My girlfriend called my fumos "hentai stuffed animals". When I tried to explain that Touhou isn't a hentai and explain that Reisen isn't a normal rabbit, she is a moon rabbit who deserted the Lunar Defense Corps during the war of 1969 she didn't even care and said that was cringe. Should I kill myself? 1.12 MB JPG Anonymous >>34494862 # >>34494936 # >>34495099 # >>34495147 # >>34495279 # >>34495592 # >>34498263 # >>34507304 # >>34511682 # >>34527612 #

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: Anonymous 232 KB JPG 03/05/23(Sun)19:59:45 No.72456927 > inherit fair amount of cash > buy s----- house which has been converted into 5 small flats > live in one, rent others out > free money for life, property is still entirely mine, get paid for doing nothing > choose tenants carefully > 18-23yo females, crappy jobs, no money, always broke > don't tell them i own the place, pretend i pay rent too, tell them i'm a graphic artist... never made a penny from it in reality > every month they freak out about not having enough to pay their mystery landbaron > i occasionally come to the rescue, offer to pay part/all of their rent that month, as long as i get it back > immediately get given it back without them knowing it, then double when they repay > hero > no longer undersexed Is it true love, /r9k/?

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Does anyone have the story of anon going on autopilot for a week after taking some drugs/medication? At the end he said that he was a crane operator or something similar | /r/Greentext

File: gettyimages-1133279591.jpg (284 KB, 1600x1067) 03/03/23 (Fri) 20:42:33 No.178661609>>178661988 >>178662195 >>178662219 >>178662344 Anonymous >Be tiny French town in the 1980s >Garfield phones wash up on the shore >No one knows where they're from >35 years pass, Garfield phones constantly wash ashore >Finally locate a shipping container on the bottom of the ocean that's wedged between rocks and is leaking Garfield phones >Government says it's cheaper to let the phones wash ashore and remove them than to remove the crate >Town just has to deal with Garfield phones for the foreseeable future Anonymous 03/03/23 (Fri) 20:57:36 No.178661988 ► >>178666095 >>178661609 (OP) # I hate Monays

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