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: Anonymous 03/03/23(Fri)18:09:51 No.72434091 166 KB JPG >I sneed, I sneed, I sneed, >The world may suck, and mald and seeth, >But I'll cope, with pics of womens feet, >For in the face of every bait, >I'll choose to rise above the hate. >I sneed, I sneed, I sneed, >To find the courage to proceed, >When the world is full of shitpost, >And the trolls are at their utmost. >So bring on sneed and bring on mald, >I'll cope with all that may befall, >And though my soul may seeth and burn, >I'll never falter, never turn. >For I am the master of my fate, >Sneed and Mald can't seal my gate. View Thread

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: DGIRKsep) F--- Cyclists ▼Settings Mobile Home 11/10/24(Sun)15:42:18 No.487999666 MET 508 KB PNG >"No, I will not get out of your way and ride on the pavement, that's against the highway code" >"You must stay behind my slow ass and if you dare pass me without giving me at least 1000 feet of space, I will capture you on my GoPro and report you to the authorities!" Proceeds to: >Ignore red lights >Ignore give way lines >Ignore stop signs >Check phone >Swerve everywhere like a drunk >Ignore busses pulling out (Rule 223) >Still rides on the pavement when its convenient They're like the little bureaucrats of the road.

File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

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: Anonymous olkee 12/14/22(Wed) 20:40:07 No.621199297 fb0cd81ad8f7fafa5f357835b5d564d0.png 528 KB PNG >>621192917 # >>621195040 # >raising your primarch daughters right >fem-emp wife who doesn't know how to interact with your children so she has you be the main caregiver parental figure >having to settle arguments between her and your daughters >having to stand between multiple 12 foot plus demi gods arguing >going on military campaigns with them while trying to help them with their respective issues >helping mend the ties between their sisters and their mother realizing the greatest heresy is having a dysfunctional family

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potential sleeper cell, could be part of a psyop | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/12/23(Sun)15:50:28 No.34066471 >Just finish a long ass shift at a PETULA CLARK DOWN restaurant I used to work at. It was TOWN around the holidays and we were fairly busy. >We're closed and I'm in the backroom alone getting my stuff together before I leave. 19 KB JPG >Putting on a heavy jacket since I walk to work and it's dark and snowing outside. >There are about 3 or 4 other people closing up with me, so I'm not completely alone or anything. Not really important to the story but just some context. >As I'm collecting my things there's still music playing over the speakers throughout the restaurant. >At this point I'm tired but I was used to my hours and felt completely fine and normal. >Downtown by Petula Clark starts playing. >Have never listened to this song before, but I felt a wave of uneasiness the second it started to play. >Instantly feel lightheaded and numb, I stumble backwards and almost fall down, catching myself on a shelf. >Sit on the floor and feel very weird and paranoid, have never felt this way before. It was what I imagine a panic attack would feel like, I guess. >I sit and breathe until the song stops, that's when I get myself up and I instantly start feeling better. >I have no history of fainting or anything of the sort. That wasn't the weird part though. >Like two days later. >Guy in Nashville detonates a car bomb, before exploding he was playing sounds on a speaker. >He was also playing Downtown by Petula Clark. >Probably a massive coincidence, but it's still very weird. I have never reacted that way in regard to anything before or since. >Also, we were a "sportsy" bar place, why did we have some old ass slow 60s song playing? I worked there for over a year and that was the first and last time I ever heard that song play. All our managers (managers were the only ones that could change the music) were in their late 20s or early 30s so it wasn't some boomer playing old music he liked. >It still confuses me to this day. Hopefully I'm not some sleeper agent that activates to Downtown by Petula Clark.

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Anon reinvents Soyjacks. | /r/Greentext

(9) Chud 58 minutes ago No.1065029 >>1065046 >>1065056 >>1065058 >>106530 1 >>1065382 Wojak spamming is made for demoralization, specially the really ugly ones, everyone knows that right? Some really get stuck on your head due to how much of an aberration they are. Ugliness is a direct attack against a person soul (Tagimron on Tipharet) I edited an average soyjak using sacred geometry to take the evil out of the image and make it pleasing, this seemed to reverse the demoralization effect that the most horrendous images had in me before. The result also looked more like a 2000s rageface than a soyjak, although I think it still could be improved. What I'm proposing is, can turning memes more aesthetically pleasing, help against the glowie demoralization?

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anon start to believe | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/02/23(Thu)20:27:03 No.24656617 >>24649249 (OP) > Be me, 24, virgin, absolute loner, poor as f---, my reason to live is not other than my dog, my cat and my parents who lives across the ocean. > Emotional traumas: i was r---- when i was a kid, my little brother died in my hands, was basically a outcasted all the high school. > Some days ago, someone tried to assault me with a gun, a moron who thought i was a easy prey. >About to give my phone, for a moment.. and then i said: no, f--- off. >i resist me, i didn't care to die... untill that moment, i decided i wanted to f------ live, somehow i beated the s--- of this ganster wanna be, and took his gun... it was a fake gun. >in that moment, when i thou he was going to kill me, i found myself, dude, when all the adrenaline was leaving my sistem i thought: I wanna live, i wanna have friends, i wanna a future, a family, a career. I don't know if i will get it... may be not, but what the f---! i wanna die trying! Don't give up anon, you still breathing.

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: Anonymous 03/04/23(Sat)00:20:47 No.895309766 >Family size bucket of McDonalds Tendies, please >Oui, Monsieur. >Wait. 3 parts original recipe, 2 Extra Crispy. Add a heavy dash of the bubbling grease to the bucket. Pour 2 tubs of Cheese Dip and copious salt over and shake for several minutes. Finish with a 3 litre Mountain Dew and the entire set of Happy Meal Boys toys on the side, wrappers preopened. 69 KB JPG

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Anon has a Racist Grandpa | /r/Greentext

3:56 37m (3/3 15:18) · 72438349 · 1 Re - 0 Img JPG 49KB (750 × 659) · E995A8A3-0066-4651-A5EC-D21D653DDC47.jpg 1 Reply 4 98% >Be me 2 years ago >17 years old >Have a strained relationship with grandfather because he's racist >Always rants about immigrants everytime me and my dad visit him to the point where it gets annoying >One day he offers to drive me home from high school >When I get in the car, he says: >"I didn't know your school was infested with a bunch of border hoppers" >I didn't reply to that for a solid 20 seconds >Decide to break the tension >"Yeah but it's also infested with trans people. They're even worse" >Grandpa glances at me with a massive grin on his face >Pats me on the shoulder and cackles >"Hehe, I guess you and I aren't so different after all, anon" >Ffw to now, we've had a solid relationship ever since that day >He now visits me twice a month and always brings beer and pizza Thank you, racist grandpa 21m (3/3 15:35). 72438518 >>72438349 (OP) Why do you like wetbacks?

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Anon Thinks His Friend is Based | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 243 KB PNG method? 03/02/23(Thu)22:07:42 No.72429509 >>72429003 (OP) # >My best friend killed himself with his families f------ katana. Holy f------ based. You'd rather he'd have picked a way gayer

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Anon makes the ultimate sacrifice for Lent | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 37 KB JPG 03/03/23(Fri)12:47:10 No.72435110 >be me >give up cooming for Lent >not bad aside from intrusive thoughts (that's always tho) >notice girls are admiring more than usual >ChristlsKing.jpg >today a girl messages me on Discord >starts flirting and teasing >I get diamonds >oh no >arm is pressing into lap trying to hold r----------- down >I pull away and try to focus >even just reading her words puts me over the edge >MASSIVE load in my shorts >oh god oh f--- What do /r9k/ bros, am I damned for all eternity?

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Anon becomes a chad.. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 37 KB JPG : Anonymous 11 Replies / 7 Images 19 KB PNG 04/12/18(Thu)20:03:59 No.44627714 >cashier accidentally said "love you" at the checkout See you virgins later. I must hang with my own chadly kind now. View Thread 04/12/18(Thu)20:28:47 No.44628062 >mommy said im cute later losers

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Anon realises | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 176 KB JPG 2 Replies / 1 Image Anonymous Anonymous 708 KB PNG 03/03/23(Fri)21:21:10 No.72437301 >Muh sports car goes VROOM VROOM View Thread 03/03/23(Fri)21:23:22 No.72437326 03/03/23(Fri)21:24:23 No.72437333 >>72437301 (OP) # >I'M HAPPY BECAUSE I HAVE ARBITRARY MATERIAL POSSESSIONS

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Anon watches ig reels and simps for actresses that look like children | /r/Greentext

9h (3/3 13:55) 895278099 · 79 Re. 15 Img JPG 320KB (1080 x 1347) 1674834050526226.jpg 14 Replies She really had us in a choke-hold for like1.5 months. 9h (3/3 13:55) · 895278111 8 Replies >>895278099 (OP) Nobody with an adult life and priorities gave a s--- >>895278111 >trips 9h (3/3 14:02) 895278296 3 Replies 9h (3/3 13:59) · 895278219 JPG 348KB (1280 × 1920) Ortega.jpg . She's a flat, skinny, slack-jawed f----- who f----- n------ on screen in not one but TWO films - X & The Fallout - and to me the bitch doesn't even f------ exist.

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Anon had a little bit of trouble with Lanius | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 543509053 102,8 kB JPG 9 REPLIES 2 sa. önce >agree with the antagonist >die to him intentionally >uninstall game and tell everyone you finished it 6 İMAGES RE

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