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: Anonymous 03/03/23(Fri)18:09:51 No.72434091 166 KB JPG >I sneed, I sneed, I sneed, >The world may suck, and mald and seeth, >But I'll cope, with pics of womens feet, >For in the face of every bait, >I'll choose to rise above the hate. >I sneed, I sneed, I sneed, >To find the courage to proceed, >When the world is full of shitpost, >And the trolls are at their utmost. >So bring on sneed and bring on mald, >I'll cope with all that may befall, >And though my soul may seeth and burn, >I'll never falter, never turn. >For I am the master of my fate, >Sneed and Mald can't seal my gate. View Thread

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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: Anonymous olkee 12/14/22(Wed) 20:40:07 No.621199297 fb0cd81ad8f7fafa5f357835b5d564d0.png 528 KB PNG >>621192917 # >>621195040 # >raising your primarch daughters right >fem-emp wife who doesn't know how to interact with your children so she has you be the main caregiver parental figure >having to settle arguments between her and your daughters >having to stand between multiple 12 foot plus demi gods arguing >going on military campaigns with them while trying to help them with their respective issues >helping mend the ties between their sisters and their mother realizing the greatest heresy is having a dysfunctional family

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: Anonymous 02/12/23(Sun)15:50:28 No.34066471 >Just finish a long ass shift at a PETULA CLARK DOWN restaurant I used to work at. It was TOWN around the holidays and we were fairly busy. >We're closed and I'm in the backroom alone getting my stuff together before I leave. 19 KB JPG >Putting on a heavy jacket since I walk to work and it's dark and snowing outside. >There are about 3 or 4 other people closing up with me, so I'm not completely alone or anything. Not really important to the story but just some context. >As I'm collecting my things there's still music playing over the speakers throughout the restaurant. >At this point I'm tired but I was used to my hours and felt completely fine and normal. >Downtown by Petula Clark starts playing. >Have never listened to this song before, but I felt a wave of uneasiness the second it started to play. >Instantly feel lightheaded and numb, I stumble backwards and almost fall down, catching myself on a shelf. >Sit on the floor and feel very weird and paranoid, have never felt this way before. It was what I imagine a panic attack would feel like, I guess. >I sit and breathe until the song stops, that's when I get myself up and I instantly start feeling better. >I have no history of fainting or anything of the sort. That wasn't the weird part though. >Like two days later. >Guy in Nashville detonates a car bomb, before exploding he was playing sounds on a speaker. >He was also playing Downtown by Petula Clark. >Probably a massive coincidence, but it's still very weird. I have never reacted that way in regard to anything before or since. >Also, we were a "sportsy" bar place, why did we have some old ass slow 60s song playing? I worked there for over a year and that was the first and last time I ever heard that song play. All our managers (managers were the only ones that could change the music) were in their late 20s or early 30s so it wasn't some boomer playing old music he liked. >It still confuses me to this day. Hopefully I'm not some sleeper agent that activates to Downtown by Petula Clark.

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Anon reinvents Soyjacks. | /r/Greentext

(9) Chud 58 minutes ago No.1065029 >>1065046 >>1065056 >>1065058 >>106530 1 >>1065382 Wojak spamming is made for demoralization, specially the really ugly ones, everyone knows that right? Some really get stuck on your head due to how much of an aberration they are. Ugliness is a direct attack against a person soul (Tagimron on Tipharet) I edited an average soyjak using sacred geometry to take the evil out of the image and make it pleasing, this seemed to reverse the demoralization effect that the most horrendous images had in me before. The result also looked more like a 2000s rageface than a soyjak, although I think it still could be improved. What I'm proposing is, can turning memes more aesthetically pleasing, help against the glowie demoralization?

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anon start to believe | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/02/23(Thu)20:27:03 No.24656617 >>24649249 (OP) > Be me, 24, virgin, absolute loner, poor as f---, my reason to live is not other than my dog, my cat and my parents who lives across the ocean. > Emotional traumas: i was r---- when i was a kid, my little brother died in my hands, was basically a outcasted all the high school. > Some days ago, someone tried to assault me with a gun, a moron who thought i was a easy prey. >About to give my phone, for a moment.. and then i said: no, f--- off. >i resist me, i didn't care to die... untill that moment, i decided i wanted to f------ live, somehow i beated the s--- of this ganster wanna be, and took his gun... it was a fake gun. >in that moment, when i thou he was going to kill me, i found myself, dude, when all the adrenaline was leaving my sistem i thought: I wanna live, i wanna have friends, i wanna a future, a family, a career. I don't know if i will get it... may be not, but what the f---! i wanna die trying! Don't give up anon, you still breathing.

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: Anonymous 03/04/23(Sat)00:20:47 No.895309766 >Family size bucket of McDonalds Tendies, please >Oui, Monsieur. >Wait. 3 parts original recipe, 2 Extra Crispy. Add a heavy dash of the bubbling grease to the bucket. Pour 2 tubs of Cheese Dip and copious salt over and shake for several minutes. Finish with a 3 litre Mountain Dew and the entire set of Happy Meal Boys toys on the side, wrappers preopened. 69 KB JPG

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Anon has a Racist Grandpa | /r/Greentext

3:56 37m (3/3 15:18) · 72438349 · 1 Re - 0 Img JPG 49KB (750 × 659) · E995A8A3-0066-4651-A5EC-D21D653DDC47.jpg 1 Reply 4 98% >Be me 2 years ago >17 years old >Have a strained relationship with grandfather because he's racist >Always rants about immigrants everytime me and my dad visit him to the point where it gets annoying >One day he offers to drive me home from high school >When I get in the car, he says: >"I didn't know your school was infested with a bunch of border hoppers" >I didn't reply to that for a solid 20 seconds >Decide to break the tension >"Yeah but it's also infested with trans people. They're even worse" >Grandpa glances at me with a massive grin on his face >Pats me on the shoulder and cackles >"Hehe, I guess you and I aren't so different after all, anon" >Ffw to now, we've had a solid relationship ever since that day >He now visits me twice a month and always brings beer and pizza Thank you, racist grandpa 21m (3/3 15:35). 72438518 >>72438349 (OP) Why do you like wetbacks?

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: Anonymous 243 KB PNG method? 03/02/23(Thu)22:07:42 No.72429509 >>72429003 (OP) # >My best friend killed himself with his families f------ katana. Holy f------ based. You'd rather he'd have picked a way gayer

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: Anonymous 37 KB JPG 03/03/23(Fri)12:47:10 No.72435110 >be me >give up cooming for Lent >not bad aside from intrusive thoughts (that's always tho) >notice girls are admiring more than usual >ChristlsKing.jpg >today a girl messages me on Discord >starts flirting and teasing >I get diamonds >oh no >arm is pressing into lap trying to hold r----------- down >I pull away and try to focus >even just reading her words puts me over the edge >MASSIVE load in my shorts >oh god oh f--- What do /r9k/ bros, am I damned for all eternity?

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: Anonymous 37 KB JPG : Anonymous 11 Replies / 7 Images 19 KB PNG 04/12/18(Thu)20:03:59 No.44627714 >cashier accidentally said "love you" at the checkout See you virgins later. I must hang with my own chadly kind now. View Thread 04/12/18(Thu)20:28:47 No.44628062 >mommy said im cute later losers

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: Anonymous 176 KB JPG 2 Replies / 1 Image Anonymous Anonymous 708 KB PNG 03/03/23(Fri)21:21:10 No.72437301 >Muh sports car goes VROOM VROOM View Thread 03/03/23(Fri)21:23:22 No.72437326 03/03/23(Fri)21:24:23 No.72437333 >>72437301 (OP) # >I'M HAPPY BECAUSE I HAVE ARBITRARY MATERIAL POSSESSIONS

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9h (3/3 13:55) 895278099 · 79 Re. 15 Img JPG 320KB (1080 x 1347) 1674834050526226.jpg 14 Replies She really had us in a choke-hold for like1.5 months. 9h (3/3 13:55) · 895278111 8 Replies >>895278099 (OP) Nobody with an adult life and priorities gave a s--- >>895278111 >trips 9h (3/3 14:02) 895278296 3 Replies 9h (3/3 13:59) · 895278219 JPG 348KB (1280 × 1920) Ortega.jpg . She's a flat, skinny, slack-jawed f----- who f----- n------ on screen in not one but TWO films - X & The Fallout - and to me the bitch doesn't even f------ exist.

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: Anonymous 03/03/23(Fri)18:09:51 No.72434091 166 KB JPG >I sneed, I sneed, I sneed, >The world may suck, and mald and seeth, >But I'll cope, with pics of womens feet, >For in the face of every bait, >I'll choose to rise above the hate. >I sneed, I sneed, I sneed, >To find the courage to proceed, >When the world is full of shitpost, >And the trolls are at their utmost. >So bring on sneed and bring on mald, >I'll cope with all that may befall, >And though my soul may seeth and burn, >I'll never falter, never turn. >For I am the master of my fate, >Sneed and Mald can't seal my gate. View Thread

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