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File: wp5466624.jpg (55 KB, 750x1131) Repper who regrets every choice Anonymous 02/28/23(Tue)21:34:21 No.29842845 I'm 41, been browsing this board on/off for a few years as a repper, never seriously considered trooning because i didn't want to disappoint my family. Last night I received the news that my years long battle with lung cancer has effectively been lost and i have months to live. -Christine I'm filled with nothing but regret, I won't be committing suicide but i feel like I fell victim to the later half of the "transition or die" moniker anyway, I never got to live, and now I never will. In months from now I'll be buried under a male name and remembered as such, I first contemplated transition in 2000 at age 18 and never went through, thought I'd never really want that or be happy/ Now I'm here, I've cried multiple times and have had to tell my wife it's about her, not the fact that I've lost her, who I was meant to be inside. She never got to live. To any of you in a similar position to I was 23 years ago, don't repress, you don't want to be effectively laying on your deathbed mourning what should have been, like me.

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Anonymous 38 KB JPG 06/08/21(Tue)19:51:50 No.146433504 >have a coworker who is Dutch >we both need to go to the same project the next day >offer to drive and say I will pick him up >he says thanks and gives me his adress >the next day I drive over to his home >he isn't fully ready to leave yet but offers me to wait inside >he asks if I want a coffee >say sure because I didn't have my morning coffee yet >his wife makes me a coffee while he finishes getting ready >drive him to the project and drop him back of at his home in the evening >he says "thank you so much for driving anon!" >get home myself >hear a notification comming in on my phone >it is a 'tikkie' for 0.50 EUR from my Dutch colleague for the morning coffee I had at his place

Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:29:29 No.146551057 1713812614849717.png 1.49 MB PNG ITT: we pretend we're in Gotham Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)08:34:28 No.146555487 I was waiting at the bus stop and next thing I know Im at Batmans feet with a broken collar bone and three weeks missing. Turns out Mad Hatter put one of stupid hats on me when my back was turned. Work says theyve already filled my position and theres nothing they can do I hate this city I hate this city Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)08:36:40 No.146555501 I was blowing a dude in crime alley but his c--- tasted funny. Kinda... earthy? I looked up and it was Clayface. Called me a f-- and ran away laughing. 69 KB JPG

Oh my GOD just talk to actual women, we're all horny and unhappy too you're not special you f------ weirdos New York Post @nypost- Apr 15 Tech exec predicts 'Al girlfriends' will create $1B business: 'Comfort at the end of the day' trib.al/XORAIML : Anonymous (ID: P3y3PZCt >talk to women ew weirdo >dont talk to women ew weirdo 11/16/24(Sat)11:35:50 No.488637069

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View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO pepe.jpg, 16KiB, 225x225 >50 gbp for making my own food >sit down >watch Dora >make special sauce for dora >bored Anonymous Sat 02 Jun 2018 03:12:12 No.45833500 >be me >hungry >"MOMMY, GET ME TENDIES NOW" >its pretty >go outside >no response >"MOMMY!!! GET ME TENDIES RIGHT NOW OR ELSE" >no response >REEE as hard as I can >no response >RRRRRRRREEE >stop >look for tendies >put box in oven and turn knobs >go on /b/ >someone posting normie s--- >RRREEEEE WHY ARE ALL THESE NORMIES ON MY BORED GET THE F--- OFF MY BOARD RRREEEEEEEE >check on tendies >glowing orange thingy >graphics suck >feel poopy coming on >go to toilet >feel squishy poopy tendy juices flowing out >see more glowing orange thingy come up the wall >touch it >OUCH RRRRRRRREE >run outside >glowing orange things on outside wall >firetrucks come EEEE EEEEEEE even harder >firemen finds body and gun from basement >say its mommy >no>pe too black >mfw when I live with Grandma now >mfw she doesn't know how to make tendies >mfw when gpb don't transfer EEEE View Report

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Anon is jealous of his cave ancestors | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 111 KB PNG 02/26/23(Sun)19:21:30 No.72373130 >hundreds of generations somehow end with me >even my f------ caveman ancestor got a girl F---

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Anon watches YouTube. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/02/23(Thu)16:16:00 No.72418907 >watching a cooking video >suddenly an ad >"Hey guys, have you heard of Raid Shadow Legends?" >me: "No, but I have heard of the skip button" >5 minutes later 4 KB JPG >"Protect your privacy with NordVPN!" >me: "How about protecting my sanity from these ads" >30 seconds into a new video >"Get 20% off your first MANSCAPED order with the code SOIBOI" >can we get some sponsors that are relevant to the content we're watching?

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Anon kicks off the new year. Sorry I’m late I was in a coma | /r/Greentext

>2 hours into 2023 >Take a s--- >Ass bleeds Off to a good start.

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grass is grassing | /r/Greentext

>quit all forms of social media, become happier, more confident and grateful for life >grass literally looks greener w-what the f---??

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Performance Anxiety | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/27/23 (Mon)23:37:48 No.115224374 ► >>115224382 >>115224485 >>115226212 >practice in my room on electric(not plugged in) and my acoustic every day >go over to my cowrokers house, he's got an acoustic >pick it up and paly a little while theyre getting ready to head out >f--- up every song and fingerpicking despite playing the same songs I practice on my own every day w-- bros Anonymous 02/27/23 (Mon)23:38:34 No.115224382 >>115224374 Who gives a s--- Anonymous 02/27/23 (Mon)23:39:38 No.115224394 File: 1669573228797268.jpg (101 KB, 680x1102) >>115224382 >yo anon, you play? >yah, heh, a bit >start playing >wait, f---, lemme start over >god dammit >hold on >lemme try again.. >>115224394>>115224399 >>115224413 >>115224461 >>115226177

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File: E0UYfUUVIAcfwfr.jpg (186 KB, 640x640) Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)22:09:16 No.91842196 Schizo here. Is it possible to get a virus from right-click saving an image such as an SVG file? Have heard these can contain code. Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)22:10:07 No.91842208 >>91842239 It's possible. Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)22:12:14 No.91842239 >>91842340 Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)22:21:54 No.91842340 File: 100_1740.jpg (423 KB, 1600x1274) >>91842239 1) Save as "code.js" 2) open with sublime text 3) highlight all the code 4) go to file > print 5) print the paper and roll it hotdog style (important) 6) slowly insert it up your ass you f------ retard Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)22:24:19 No.91842371 >>91842340 /thread >>91842208 best way to check files for something like this? >>91842371

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Anon takes a quick dip in the pool | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >be me >friend's pool party back in highschool >we're chilling in the deep end, parents on the pool chairs >Know friend has a little brother that doesn't go outside much >Said that he's a bit weird since his "accident" >My other friend asks "What accident?" but he doesn't get a reply >Notice the house door open >The little tism comes outside and heads our way >little_rebel.png >he walks up to the edge >we think he's going to jump in >pulls his pants down and pees directly into the pool like a toliet >everyone goes silent 28 KB JPG 3/01/23(Wed)16:24:55 No.72407172 I wanna know too

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Anon gets laid, it’s not as fulfilling as reddit suggests | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)22:21:08 No.895214169 I am a disgusting man w---- >break up with gf two years ago >sad for a full year then slowly cope >mass media and social media always cracking jokes about guys who don't get laid often are losers >general "body count" seems to be in 20s or 30s >movies show that cool guys sleep around >the influence gets to me 276 KB JPG >want to "live a fun party life", "let loose", "live my youth" Huge mistake >slept with 13 different women in the last 8 months >can't feel any emotions for any woman anymore >they're just walking vagina kiosks >same flirty jokes and topics on repeat, just new faces >I miss the nervous feeling in my stomach before a date >I miss feeling like I have a crush on someone >I want a woman I love play woth my hair, not a nameless tinder chick >feel depressed and empty >also feel like a dirty w---- >also feel disgusting just moving from vagina to vagina, never having a human connection Hookups have ruined me emotionally

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Anon found his motivation | /r/Greentext

File: doctor.jpg (32 KB, 777x609) He was a respected doctor Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)19:02:54 No.72414776 >met a girl in chemistry class. >start talking to her after class a lot and start developing feelings. >we're both average looking, so I get the idea in my head that there might be chance. >realize that looksmatching doesn't work. >stay around her anyways. >>72414794 >an exam was coming up and the whole class was struggling. >she had failed the prerequisite chemistry before. >I do okay enough to get a B. >we share numbers to help each other in the class. >I study for two days before the exam. >I give her homework answers and help her understand study. >I read ahead just to help her more. >yeah I'm not g-----------, but I like spending time with her. >mfw I f------ ace that exam. I will simp my way into becoming a doctor.

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Anon owns a hedgehog | /r/Greentext

File: 1668788701777163.jpg (110 KB, 900x900) Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)12:09:25 No.895175176 ► >>895175326 >>895175766 >>895175889 >>895175969 >>895177561 >>895178150 >>895178200 >>895179106 >be me, currently >31 years old, almost 32 >virgin, never even kissed a girl >no car, no driver's license >no job, haven't been employed in nearly a decade >don't really give a s--- about life in general >hate weeb s--- >eat almost nothing but frozen meals and frozen pizza >own a hedgehog, by far the only good thing about my life >smoke tons of cigarettes what do you think of my life? Anonymous 03/01/23 (Wed)12:12:48 No.895175257 ► >own a hedgehog, by far the only good thing about my life Show us the baby Anonymous 03/01/23(Wed)12:16:02 No.895175326 ► >>895175176 (OP) I don't think anything about your life I don't give a f--- what you do. Why, you have a problem with your life?

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02/12/23(Sun)13:54:51 No.34066083 : Anonymous >>34063087 (OP) # >be me >mid 20's, overweight, slowing getting into shape >go jogging late at night at this public park >area is relatively safe >most nights quiet and cool >tonight foggy as f--- >street lights aren't helping >looks like vintage black and white horror movie >waiting for werewolf to show up >get my nerve >keep jogging >20 minutes go by >suddenly hear someone loudly, uncontrollably sobbing behind a tree line >nope >nope >nope >f--- jogging >run back to car >never jog there at night again

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File: wp5466624.jpg (55 KB, 750x1131) Repper who regrets every choice Anonymous 02/28/23(Tue)21:34:21 No.29842845 I'm 41, been browsing this board on/off for a few years as a repper, never seriously considered trooning because i didn't want to disappoint my family. Last night I received the news that my years long battle with lung cancer has effectively been lost and i have months to live. -Christine I'm filled with nothing but regret, I won't be committing suicide but i feel like I fell victim to the later half of the "transition or die" moniker anyway, I never got to live, and now I never will. In months from now I'll be buried under a male name and remembered as such, I first contemplated transition in 2000 at age 18 and never went through, thought I'd never really want that or be happy/ Now I'm here, I've cried multiple times and have had to tell my wife it's about her, not the fact that I've lost her, who I was meant to be inside. She never got to live. To any of you in a similar position to I was 23 years ago, don't repress, you don't want to be effectively laying on your deathbed mourning what should have been, like me.

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