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![11KGB, 355x236, 1627950827892.jpg View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO+ Anonymous Sat 23 Jul 2022 11:45:39 No.67695584 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>67695755 >>67695799 >>67695905 >>67695934 >>67695983 >>67696041 >>67696048 >>67696063 >>67696073 I had my most expensive scat session with an escort this Friday (around $530 dollars) and thought I'd post my experience. This escort was the most attractive I've sessioned with for a hardsports session, 20 years old and from Eastern Europe. 5"4 petite slim brunette with freckles and a plump juicy butt. I was so horny after work and I really wanted to consume scat. So found her on Adultwork, called and asked if she provided hardsports, she said yes and that she would produce in an hour or so. So off I went. She struggles a bit and we chill and relax, she smokes, drinks some milk and some probiotic drink, and then drinks a coffee. She tells me she's ready so blindfold back on, I open my mouth and she straddles me. I get there and talk a bit and she's quite new to escorting and has only provided hardsports once. So she puts down some towels for me on the floor and I lay down, she gives me a blindfold (this is so important for me for consuming) and tried to produce. She starts to s--- and I start eating directly from her, while she's doing this she is teasing me (soo good it's like I'm being rewarded for eating it) I start to gag and then she begins her verbal humiliation telling me I have to eat it all and I'm her toilet. Really freaking hot, I was so turned on. It tasted bitter and it was quite firm, I had to chew a lot, I think there was some undigested food because it was crispy at times. But I kept eating and she produced 3 decent mouthfuls. View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO [15/4/7] I'm so glad she kept teasing and talking to me because that helped so much to eat it and it really got me into the mindset that I'm this hot chicks toilet. So freaking good. So I finish eating and rim her clean. I ask her if she can facesit me and give me a h------ and she obliges and it results in me exploding c--. Worth every penny! Anonymous Sat 23 Jul 2022 12:00:25 No.67695755 Report >>67695584 Thank you so much for sharing anon! I feel a lot better about myself now >>67695584 Dangerously based 1591540275438.png, 292KiB, 334x506 Anonymous Sat 23 Jul 2022 12:04:07 No.67695799 Report](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/539/308/491.jpg "Anon visits an escort for a special treat | /r/Greentext")
![s8ILJCWF #1, No. 54211621 3/19/23 4:05:04 PM A83E6552-95F3-43B0-BD36-BDCF93D4299B JPG 906x799 66.9 kB >be me >at my wagie job doing sheet metal fab >spending the last 5 hours grinding away at a project and having issues with quality control on the piece >sweaty and frustrated >look like s--- because I didn't shave since I didn't have time and haven't gotten a hair cut lately >suddenly all of the office stacies come out to shoot a tik tok video about work being done in the shop >they do stupid dances with me in the background trying to work >it gets posted and gets 100k views because our marketing director has a big ass and is featured front and center >all top comments either thirsting about her or commenting that I look homeless and depressed >hr calls me into office after about being more engaged in viral marketing and my boss and all of the office girls want me to do this dance to this song clip; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SnNVJVdqo8 (Peter Griffin Happy Happy Happy meme 10 Hours) [642:24] with the girls >say it will counteract the current comments about me and that I'm basically forced to do it tomorrow morning How do I get out of this wagie humiliation ritual bros? I can't quit without risking defaulting on my loans and losing family land I've been working at paying off for years.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/553/924/e01.jpg "Anon gets forced to be part of TikTok video | /r/Greentext")
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