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What dating is actually like 38 KB JPG 02/21/23(Tue)12:35:12 No.72312624 I am going to tell you guys about when I downloaded Tinder, in case you're wondering what dating is like at prime dating age in 2023. >be me >21 y/o >white, Russian and Norwegian >6'4" >lifting for 7 years, fit, not lanky >Not like a model but above average handsome face >Dress well, family's honestly kinda rich >Strict hygeine and self-care >Extrovert, not awkward or autistic >Read many books, articles about how to start/manage/succeed at romantic relationships over the years >Tons of hobbies outside of media consumption, fun talking about almost anything CO Now comes the Tinder part. >Download Tinder at college. >Make a profile of honestly neutral and unflattering photos to show what I really look like. >Get-5 likes a day, never even swipe >Try to actually get to know them, unmatch the ones I don't like, try to feel a similarity or connection >Compliment them, make them laugh, really listen to them >They always become obsessed with me, some get horny send nudes >I meet them for the first date >Talk to the women about how their day went, their hobbies, compliment their clothing, smile, laugh >They're always completely uninterested, distracted, indifferent, shy, boring conversation >Obviously at the end they have to give me or text me some b------- "I'm just looking for friends/I don't feel a spark/The vibe was off/Not in a good place for a relationship" etc. >They give me a little pity 'friendly' conversation afterwards on whatever social media and then they're gone forever a few days later. >Still a virgin. This board is probably the only place that could ever understand this. What the f--- is wrong with me? What am I doing wrong? What do I do? Where do I go from here?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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