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Anonymous 02/16/23(Thu)12:30:29 No.28417171 ► >be me > i asked this girl from my physics course out. asked to do some coursework with me. >she said she had to do a extra shift on Wednesday like 3mins from when we are meant to meet. >I had gotten all ready and was at library for no reason. >she asked if we could do it after class on Thursday >agreed >be today, she said she was too sick, the deadline is tomorrow. >its fine i did it on Wednesday. >I asked if she wanted to go to the aviary with me. >idk im a retard i like birds. >She said she is really ill, and asked if i could do it next week. F--- it is over? i just left her on read. like why do i have to be so ugly. like i just wanted to get to know a smart Spanish girl. Was it something i said?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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> Be in 200 level uni class > Stupid professor assigns a 2 person project > Get stuck with the laziest most self-righteous pick-me girl in the class > She does no work. Ghosts me. Actually tells me she "Does not care about the grade on this." > I even go to the retard professor and get told "tough luck" > I do all the work, pull a 99% on the project. > Pick me doesn't even say a word to me after > Time for a little trolling >I download all of the photos from her insta > Make a few fake profiles and start messaging guys from our school > Start to solicit them, offering nudes or to meet up for "some fun" in exchange for crypto. > Make some good money doing this. Once the guy bites I ghost him and move on > Do this until I find the right catch > One guy absolutely losses his s--- > Bingo > Taunt him, ask him what he's gonna do about it, and block him. > Have probably 5 or guys absolutely livid at her for scamming them for crypto with the promise of boob or sex > Notice towards the end of the semester Pick-me stops showing up to class > Don't see her on campus at all > Do some digging, turns out she left her dorm and is back at home with her parents too > Make a fake email pretending to be a professor for a made-up class and email her parent asking what happened as she just dropped off the face of the earth. > Her mom reveals that some guy started stalking and harassing her for weeks > Guy turned up to her dorm room and tried to force his way in threatening to r--- her >She got so scared she ran home after that > Later on the rumors of her crypto scamming got spread around > Last I heard she transferred to a different uni Do you care now bitch?

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Anonymous 02/22/23(Wed)18:43:22 No.894817316 ► >>894817809 >>894817850 >>894817905 >>894817979 >>894818940 >>894818942 >idea2.png >tell her her mom looks cute sewing >tell her to be careful while she sleeps >bitch blocks me >be me >have a degenerate sister >stalk her twitter sometimes and found she has an onlyfans >want to show her the dangers of showing her body on the internet >idea.jpg >subscribe to her onlyfans with a fake name >earn her thrust and also troll her by paying for specific videos like toe spreading, shoving her brother's (me) controller up her vag, sucking her t--- etc etc >troll her by asking her to record a video with her brother (know she would never do that) >unsurprisingly she rejects my request >tell her that I know where she lives and if she doesn't deliver she'll suffer the consequences >sis thinks it's just a bluff >write our adress to scare her >mom is sewing on the couch next to our big window >be dinner time >she looks really anxious and isnt talking much Hope she learns her f------ lesson Anonymous 02/22/23(Wed)18:54:05 No.894817809 >>894817316 (OP) >contact her with a burner phone >keep terrorizing her until she makes a vid with her brother (you) >she finally gives in >you f--- your sister "just to help her get rid of this creep" >she falls in love with you and becomes your personal f------ >??? >profit

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File: confusdwtf.jpg (109 KB, 1533x961) ? Friend's House Stories Anonymous 02/23/23(Thu)06:10:43 No.894804394 ► >Be me, 15 on a Friday Afternoon >Recently started hanging out with like-minded virgin at school named Tyler >Asks me if I want to go to his house to play Smash Bros. Brawl and s---, which I agree >Goes to his house, has fun, all that good stuff >His family is nice, with his Italian MILF of a mother cooking us fettuccine carbonara >Dad is nice too, but looks like he carries out hits for the mob on weekends, and generally scares me a bit >Having so much fun, I ask my parents if I can stay over tomorrow night, to which they agree >regret.jpg >> Anonymous 02/23/23(Thu)06:12:42 No.894804469 ► File: scaredpepe.jpg (116 KB, 820x680) >At his hosue the next day playing some Halo 3, when the clock strikes 8 PM >Family (my friend, his parents, and two siblings) explain that they have a family movie night every Friday, and ask if I want to join >Agree, cause why not >Movie of Choice is Home Alone 2 >Everything is fine for first 10 mins or so, when Tyler suddenly says he has to pick something up from the neighbors acoss the street, and to "not bother pausing" >Watching movie with his family, until the part of the movie where Kevin goes to New York >During montage, a shot of the Twin Towers comes up >TV Instantly paused >Without warning, every member of the family, stand up and salute the TV >Figured they maybe knew someone killed, and so I join in too after a few seconds to not appear rude >20 seconds pass, and we're all still standing >30 seconds pass, and we're all standing >No one is talking, no one is moving >After about a minute, I sit back down, thinking maybe they were waiting for me to end the minute of silence >The moment my ass hits the couch, his dad freaks the f--- out >Says I have no respect for the flag and demands I get the f--- out his house >In my confused state, I suck the s--- back up my a------, and run out >Don't even get my stuff Anonymous 02/23/23(Thu)06:13:38 No.894804509 ► >As I get out the front door, I see a guy in a ski mask holding a f------ machete >Fight or Flight starts up, my dum ass picks freeze >Guys takes ski mask off, revealing himself to be Tyler all along >Every member of the family is laughing their f------ ass off at me >I literally and nonmetaphorically have p----- my pants at this point >Dad pats me on the back and thanks me for being a good sport >Offers me to come back in and continue wathcing the movie >Instead opt to just walk the 90 min trek home >Come Monday, I avoid Tyler and pretend he doesn't exist >Never speak to him again >TFW I get PTSD every time Home Alone plays on TV now

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02/11/23(Sat) 14:44:10 No.72180094 snjsjsjdjsjsbsjjsjsjsjjidbdksjdjnddjkdndjalksmdndbdjdbj : Anonymous w overwhelmed wwww 9999 nsjsjw sjsnsshghh jsjsbdjdjkskdh jsjskkdjdhjdkd e tired. jdjdjsjs jdhjwjsjdb sja MY BRAIN HURTS >join discord server >make some friends and stuff sjdbjsjsjsbsjsjsnsbo Error Error you are tired. OK agw 328296092_1130837690983963_2320656867703235584_n.jpg 53 KB JPG >start to feel out of place >leave a few weeks ago >rejoin today and start to feel weird again X why do I feel like this anons? its not a bad place but it just feels so draining and I feel like i have to constantly be there or have horrible fomo

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Anonymous M 01/30/19(Wed)17:41:25 No.791386068 55 KB JPG How autistic am I /b/? >be 8 > sleep at grandmas >can never sleep because she puts plastic on the bed in case I piss myself >never piss myself >goes on for years > trouble in family never see her >13 years later > out of town for work stay at her place > go out with co workers and drink all night >come back to grandmas >no plastic fuckyea.jpg > sleep amazing > wake up covered in piss because I drank too much

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