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Anonymous I deserve a gf 11/27/18(Tue)04:35:35 No.49522816 >I'm white >I'm young >I'm physically healthy >I'm not a manlet(over 6'0" / 183cm) >My peepee is 7x5in / 18x13cm >I have a strong sense of morality >I have a strong sense of honor >I have a favourable personality >I've been told I am handsome 120 KB JPG >I can protect my wife and offspring from predators >I can provide resources and coverture for my wife and children >I am good with children and would make a good father >I can cook >I'm a strong swimmer >I have good taste in anime I deserve a gf 11/27/18(Tue)07:56:21 No.49524715 Anonymous >>49522816 (OP) # >I have good taste in anime. Thats how you dry up their p---- like a desert you autist.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 283 KB JPG 02/12/23(Sun)12:12:43 No.894240945 >diagnosed with depression and anxiety at 14 >it's severe >drop out of school because I can't cope with life anymore and about to kms >isolate myself at home >it's been seven years >have held on because I love my family and don't want them to hurt >still lost tons of youth and missed experiences Is this on me? Is it my fault for not pushing through it? For not pulling myself up by bootstraps?

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: Anonymous 62 KB JPG 02/12/23(Sun)08:10:18 No.72196510 >have one shot at life >born at Brazil F---.

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ile: 5599678.jpg (319 KB, 1835x1476) Anonymous 02/11/23(Sat)22:42:00 No.627386824 ► >>627386873 >>627387279 >>627387841 >>627388596 >>627386873 >east vs west ???? they're both east you dumb retard Anonymous 02/11/23(Sat)22:42:38 No.627386873 ► >>627387192 >>627388850 >>627386824_(OP). >garbage thread >simping for digital women >east vs west insect hands made this thread >> Anonymous 02/11/23(Sat)22:44:27 No.627387045 File: 0017.jpg (16 KB, 400x400) Anonymous 02/11/23(Sat)22:46:06 No.627387192 L >ORANGE MAN BAD

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Anon sees a therapist | /r/Greentext

File: 65AE96B2-DDA4-4596-B5EF-5(...).jpg (159 KB, 750x723) 499 490 Oscar Mayer Hallowieners BLACK LICORICE FLAVORED HOT DOGS MADE WITH CHICKEN PORK BEEF AND BLACKLICURICE HEL 110 WAVE 470 HAPA SUPOR ESPRESS S CERRADA SOG Anonymous 02/11/23(Sat)15:15:27 No.28327307 >>28327356 >>28327434 >>28327799 >Go to therapist because I have anger issues and crippling social anxiety >Keeps trying to suggest I'm transgender, wrote me a prescription for some sort of female hormone despite me repeatedly saying I was straight >Tell him about my problems and he makes me explain everything in excruciating detail (like, makes me describe how the sex was with my ex- girlfriend and stuff when it wasn't really relevant) >Laughed for like a minute straight when I told him about getting bullied in college and people throwing a turd in my bed >When I tell him about my anxiety and irrational fears he says, "Well I don't know, maybe that will happen" >Made me take the SAT math portion and said it proved I had autism because I did well I already paid this guy 400 bucks for five sessions. What do I do?

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Anon attains enlightenment | /r/Greentext

me.png (1.25 MB, 736x1349) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 02/11/23(Sat)20:18:44 No.72188790 ✓ >practice meditation >learn to empty my mind at will >whenever i'm feeling sad, i can just decide to stop thinking to make the sad feels go away >it always works Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous

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VIRGIN HD LE.Ill 1 : Anonymous (ID: IBOWVpdg )Z An 'impossible' spinning object 4,000 light years away (AFP) 02/11/23(Sat) 20:10:24 No.415821273 Scientists believe aliens made contact after 'impossible' object sends bleeps to earth By Ryan Merrifield 23:18, 11 Feb 2023 Astrophysicist Dr Natasha Hurley-Walker and her team spotted the mysterious object sending repeat radio signals every 18 minutes and believed they may have found proof of extra-terrestrial life 06E287E5-6CEB-4411-9AC9-339A15E795A4.jpg 316 KB JPG 19:34 >we may finally be in contact with advanced aliens that can answer many of life's mysteries >but everyone just wants to f--- them : Anonymous (ID:tCqlrtZr) 02/11/23(Sat) 20:11:31 No.415821391 >>415821273 (OP) # >>but everyone just wants to f--- them space catgirls confirmed

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Anon is fragile | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/12/23(Sun)11:41:45 No.72195062 my arms, legs feel like twigs and my bones are so fragile. I can't even open a bottle of soda without getting cuts and bruises on my hand. now whenever I go out for nightwalks I always find myself actively avoid being around taller and stronger men now and scared of being followed or watched. I now understand why women do the same it's a f------ nightmare scenario I don't even laugh at female harassment memes anymore this s--- is f----- up I can literally be r---- by any moment and can't do anything about it it's terrifying to even think about 29 KB JPG

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: Anonymous (ID: Jt09UpX8) I we are not alone = WO 02/10/23(Fri)22:12:06 No.415631862 USA Gun Poem Write a poem in the style of Dr. Seuss about what would happen if the government of the United States sent its military to fight civilians Shooty shooty pew pew pew! Let's all learn what guns can do! Liberals in the USA Love to nod their heads and say, "You bought your guns from a store! You can't fight a civil war! Fight the army, you will lose! They have jets and tanks to use!" That's not where the story ends! They have homes, and kids, and friends! Tyrants threaten you with bombs? Just remember: they have moms! You can't live inside your jet! Can we find you? Yes, you bet! You'd send soldiers and marines Up against AR-15s? They're outnumbered ten to one. That is why I need a gun. Don't forget, because it's true: Government is scared of you. 2Phg1cb.jpg 307 KB JPG >lobotomized ai still writes more based propaganda than any of us

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Anonymous 02/12/23(Sun)11:03:49 No.72194789 >>72194699 >>72194701 >>72194705 >>72194713 >>72194723 >>72194735 37 KB JPG >be random guy who has accomplished nothing >nobody knows about you and you will die alone >just one guy out of 350 million americans >literally just buy guns at the store >literally just kill your enemies >make history >all news channels talking about you >journalists decode every single message on your gun and explain it >inspire others to do the same thing Hmm, I wonder why America has so many mass shooters? Must be the guns.

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Anonymous 8 KB JPG 01/03/19(Thu)11:29:42 No.789007932 >in school >chinese transfer student comes up to me >barely speaks english >"anon how speak person that make you learn in class?" >he means teacher >teacher is black >idea >"oh it's n-----" >ching chong steps into class >happy exclaims "HI N-----" >mfw View Thread

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