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maxresdefault.jpg (41 KB, 337x599) ☐ sold my s--- had s--- 02/11/23 (Sat) 22:02:33 No.894208742 kijiji/similar experiences? >me >have gift from parents from teenage years >dj board because I was into djing as a kid >no longer want it >go on kijiji and facebook marketplace >post >5s later get email "you have one new reply" >have to install facebook messenger b------- >scam >repeat x4 >wait a few hours, get another email >look at profile pic, some generic white guy >tell him where to meet and he offers 220 >next day, show up >wait for 30m because he's late >pickup truck rolls up >huge black dude (pic related) gets out >skeptical >"you anon?" >asks me if he can test it then >"do you mind if I get the money before I hand this over?" >pulls out a wad of cash (all 20s) out of his back pocket and gives it to me, not even counting it >he's happy and has a big smile >we wait a while for his old laptop to start (dell p------------) >finally starts, software has some free trial s--- >he restarts his computer again, works this time >board is fine >happily packs it up and puts it in the truck >"thanks man, this is awesome" >not injured >not dead >220 richer >first experience selling my s--- was pretty good

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