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Anonymous 11 minutes ago 67930075 1 REPLY >be 30yo me wearing suite >on my way to work at bus stop waiting for bus >see bus coming >think "Hallo Mr. busy and take me work please" >People start looking at me >realize i didnt think it but spoke it out loud But Mr. busy took me to work so it was all good :)

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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: Anonymous (ID: qsN/rMtO 02/11/23(Sat)11:29:20 No.415713858 Hogwarts-Legacy-Sirona-Ryan-1024x588.jpg 42 KB JPG >one try character in the game >it's a ChrisChan phenotype with a large adam's apple, cringe dialogue, and obscenely doesn't pass >name is "Miss Ryan" >t es went into the code and found out that the NPC character model's name is "MrGirl" >>415714558 # >>415717300 # >>415718108 #

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: Anonymous MIMARO 241 KB JPG 02/11/23(Sat) 19:54:47 No.72189889 >sister has her hot friend over >asks where the bathroom is and I direct her >in their 15+ minutes >comes out and goes back to sister >Try to be subtle and go into the bathroom after she's out of sight >air is warm and wet, has a scent of pumpkin bread or something, she must have sprayed freshener, but there is a musty smell beneath >she left poop smears on the toilet bowl >get hard as f--- and start beating it >try to shoot my c-- at her streaks Is it too late for me? Years of inceldom and more and more outlandish p--- have taken a toll.

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: Anonymous 02/01/23(Wed)12:53:38 No.893634606 1604167495335s.jpg 10 KB JPG SKRITCH SACRYTE SKR Sk >be 15 >friends dad is teacher >be with friend rifling around in his attic >find box full of photos >one of the photos is his dad (pe teacher), the history teacher, and the janitor all standing side by side and arm in arm >all smiling >notice janitor is completely naked >brain slowly trying to comprehend what i'm looking at >his d--- is covered in paint (you can see an open bucket of paint in the bottom of the picture) >stop looking at pictures >go down stiars >never bring it up again >the worst part is i'll never know why

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Ideal Saturday Night CEE62F53-5873-451F-A35D-BA97FBA769BB.jpg 9 KB JPG > Saturday night > pop some popcorn > get some beer > turn on TV > crank back recliner > searches YouTube for US Chemical Safety and Hazard Investigation Board videos

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: Anonymous (ID: (bu3zsRkj 02/11/23(Sat)04:34:28 No.415673411 1676065615443372.jpg 3.74 MB JPG >>415673194 # >If it was extraterrestrial in origin, it wouldn't have been shot down ...BY ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE F-22 RAPTOR BABY >>415673525 # >>415673944 # >>415675107 # >>415675826 # >>415676897 # >>415678286 # >>415680127 # >>415699457 # >>415700706 # >>415704975 # : Anonymous (ID: Tpn/WGXH 02/11/23(Sat)04:35:40 No.415673525 >>415673411 # Based and human pilot pilled

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: Anonymous ma 02/11/23(Sat)22:24:41 No.72191351 375.jpg 73 KB JPG >Younger bother has started watching Andrew Tate. >Has started calling himself Top G >Thinks he's chad and all women are stupid bimbos. >Listens only to mumble rap >Started taking protein powder but doesnt lift as much as he should. Should I kill him now or just let him grow and fester?

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: Anonymous 1.03 MB PNG 02/12/23(Sun)02:41:28 No.72187252 >"Someone called saying there's a possible virgin on the premises?" >"You look like a virgin.. Can you uh, show me your "I've Had Sex" Licence?" >If you can't reveal your licence then, I'm required to arrest you." 02/12/23(Sun)02:43:04 No.72187279 : Anonymous >>72187252 (OP) # Im arranging a hookup next week. Please spare me

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: Anonymous 129376138465213.png 1.95 MB PNG >went outside >got good at a sport >got promoted at work >tried socialising 02/12/23(Sun)00:41:05 No.72185812 >still haven't found anyone like Mikasa >still no Mikasa gf The world is disappointing : Anonymous you need to erenmaxx 02/12/23(Sun)00:51:22 No.72185948

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14m (2/10 16:18) · 114960245 · 0 Re. 0 Img JPG 7KB (225 × 225) · download.jpg Robert Nesta "Tuff Gong" Marley Why is this guy still seen as a beacon of peace and love when he was literally worse than John Lennon in private? He: >r----, beat, and cheated on Rita Marley regularly because of "muh Rastafari religion" >wrote "No Woman No Cry" and "Three Little Birds" as half-assed apologies for the above : >has 13 kids according to his sons Ziggy and Stephen, 14 according to Damian, half of which are NOT Rita's >he forced Rita to raise them ALL anyways, lel >overshadowed his own band, Peter Tosh and Bunny Wailer aren't remembered by most despite writing 2/3 of his music, that's why his music is published as "Bob Marley AND THE WAILERS" for f---'s sake >literally got himself killed by an easily treatable and removable melanoma because "muh religion, Rastaman nuh believe in nuh surgery" and embraced his own ignorance So again, why is John Lennon rightfully dragged for his b------- when Bob Marley seemed to have gotten off scot-free? What kind of Rastafari magic is that?

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File: 2hgrob2k1mha1.jpg (109 KB, 1170x643) Some of the names on this list are labeled "favorite" in parenthesis, such as "Sour Cream Citizen," "bleach demons," "sugar sardines," "dandruff demons," "elbow crust," "dandruff paper," "copy and paste," "skin stealers," "deformed dna," "decomposing form of humanity," "delusional lice," "bobble head white," "ashy, but you can't see it," "untamed beasts," "crest 3-D whitening strips" and several more. Anonymous (ID: RbLidhYi 02/11/23(Sat)08:30:42 No.415758741 >>415759487 >>415759524 >>415759825 >>415759832 >>415759867 >>415759945 >>415759948 >>415760034 >>415760045 >>415760129 >>415760212 >>415760247 >>415760361 >>415760409 >>415760442 >>415760518 >>415760594 >>415760903 >>415761105 >>415761264 >>415761352 >>415761400 >>415761594 >>415761722 >>415761992 >>415762079 >>415762141 >>415762228 >>415762268 >>415762275 >>415762375 >>415762575 >>415762759 >>415762905 >>415762930 >>415763099 >>415763445 >>415764264 Whistleblower leaks Auburn Black Student Union produces list of racial slurs for white people. Anonymous (ID: (y1Zk6sq0) 02/11/23(Sat)08:34:00 No.415759000 >>415759502 >>415759585 >>415761162 >>415761376 >>415761646 >>415762244 >>415762872 >>415763635 And all we need is 6 letters

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Anonymous 11 minutes ago 67930075 1 REPLY >be 30yo me wearing suite >on my way to work at bus stop waiting for bus >see bus coming >think "Hallo Mr. busy and take me work please" >People start looking at me >realize i didnt think it but spoke it out loud But Mr. busy took me to work so it was all good :)

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