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: Anonymous TEAM FORTRESS 2 HATS! TF1 HATS FOR SALE! FURRY SMUT! GREAT PRICES! ALTCOINS! GET YOUR ALTCOINS HERE! NFT'S 02/11/23(Sat)15:23:54 No.72182710 861 KB PNG It's that time again. Post the cringey memories that keep you up at night. >be me, in primary school >get really into magic tricks >school talent show comes around >looking back it was all utter s---- but we were little kids so we thought we were great >my turn >up in front of the entire school >oh s--- this is actually a lot of people >drop cards the first time I shuffle them >"o-okay, now can I have a volunteer please?" >kids put their hands up >I planned to ask my one friend to be the volunteer because I was used to doing the trick with him >he's way at the back sitting in the middle of everyone >"um, how about you wojak?" >teacher prompts me just to pick someone from the front, to make it easier >"no I really think wojak should come up" >spend a few minutes waiting for him to squeeze past everyone >just standing there in the mean time >do the trick, nobody in the audience can see what's going on >"is this your card?" >yeah (thank f--- I actually did it right) >people in the audience ask to see, the card is too small >want off the stage so I just say "it is the right one, you'll have to trust me" >basically run off stage F--- me this hurts to remember. pic unrelated

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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