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: I think we might be entering Revelation I think we might be entering R(...) 02/11/23(Sat) 10:54:29 No.415711349 1670795224501.jpg 808 KB JPG >Russia about to launch new offensive >China actively probing the US with balloons >US shooting down self proclaimed UFOs >US testing ICBMs >Putin announces speech on 22nd >Biden announces trip to Poland on the 21st immediately after Putin announcement i believe the beast is here bros, it is no longer lurching towards us - it is sprinting

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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: Anonymous THIS IS OUR HOME WELCOME BACK I KNOW 40 KB JPG 02/11/23(Sat)11:58:01 No.72184246 >my perfect gf is a shut-in locked in her room right now >she spends her time watching anime, playing video games, surfing online or drawing >she likes reading too >but >she posts almost exclusively on anonymous image boards >she only goes outside when it is needed >she dreams of getting a bf like her but knows because of his lifestyle it would be impossible for them to meet How am I supposed to meet a girl like me?

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Anon wanted to post this on reddit but I acted first | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Sig Burkina Faso Algeria Mali Niger Niamey Benin Sahara Desert Libya Nigeria Chad Lake Chad 81 KB PNG 3 Replies / 1 Image 02/11/23(Sat)21:29:36 No.72185247 >be a country in Africa >be the shape of fried chicken >be the name Niger you guys can't make this s--- up View Thread Anonymous >>72185247 (OP) # >be f----- on r9k >repost old /b/ threads go back to instagram 02/11/23(Sat)21:30:47 No.72185260

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Anon doesn’t comprehend the reptoid threat | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 9gqdkgql 02/11/23(Sat)12:32:24 No.415727843 >Snake Island bombed Wait, what's even there that we need to bomb it? >>415727934 # >>415727976 # >>415728193 # >>415728349 # Anonymous (ID: vfZz5n0G ) >>415727843 # Snakes. 02/11/23(Sat)12:33:47 No.415727934

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Anonymous 98 KB JPG 06/09/21 (Wed)19:33:35 No.856438904 >Your daughter comes out as a lesbian How do you react? 83 Replies / 5 Images View Thread Anonymous 06/09/21 (Wed) 22:45:29 No.856448735 >>856438904 (OP) # >Your daughter comes out as a lesbian If I have a daughter she will be forced to be a lesbian, ain't no way I'm letting her get dicked.

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: Anonymous 08/13/22(Sat)11:41:03 No.16932501 England Removal (4011569-2712 england removal.jpg 95 KB JPG >Yes, I would like to place an order. Yes, I am sure.

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per FLOPP PHD Anonymous 02/11/23(Sat)10:43:58 No.627353917 >apears >is the best perk ever >appears in 5 maps >disapears phd flopper was based as f---

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Anonymous 39 KB JPG 02/11/23(Sat)09:37:52 No.72180774 >be me >bipolar >become manic >develop deep obsession with 14 year old schoolgirl I saw at the bus stop >absolutely fixated on her 24/7 >basically stalking her at this point, try to see her whenever I can >anxiety attack whenever I think about her from the sheer strength of emotion it creates >never been this close to psychotic before >can't tell anyone for obvious reasons

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Anonymous 02/11/23(Sat)11:50:21 No.72183533 PINK FREUD DARK SIDE OF YOUR MOM IMG_2076.jpg 38 KB JPG >Am really into pale girls with black hair My mom is pale with black hair >Get turned on by girls wearing ponytails My sister used to always wear a ponytail CURSE YOU SIGMUND FREUD

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Anon wants to play volleyball | /r/Greentext

Anonymous this happened 02/11/23(Sat)08:47:11 No.72180458 to me yesterday >be me. a loser man from the frozen hell hole of michigan >move to florida. its a tropical paradise beyond my imagination >see people playing volleyball on the beach at a public volleyball area >really want to play but dont know anyone >sit by the sidelines waiting >someone spikes ball high into the air, now's my chance >run in and wack the ball and score 718 KB PNG >everyone gets super p----- at me and crowds around me saying 'w-- are you doing blah blah' and one guy pushes me into the sand >i leave, all i wanted to do was fit in. there's no socially acceptable way to interact with anyone it seems

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File: 1342803271459.jpg-(31 KB, 291x300, rabbit1-291x300.jpg) Anonymous 07/20/12 (Fri)12:54:31 No.3146586! I have a garden. Never mind what's in it. Not your business. F--- you. Now that I'm done with my faggoty little life story, here's the point: I've got a rabbit problem. That insufferable little n----- thinks it can eat my s---. Revenge time. It's not hard to trap a rabbit. You get a cage that shuts when the brainless little s--- wanders into it for a snack. What's hard as f--- is to figure out what that rabbit cares about. I waited up for it. It came out a a little past midnight and I was careful not to scare it. Go ahead! Chew that s--- up! Hop on home at your leisure! You'll see what happens. I followed it. It got away from me 4 times on 4 nights before I found its home... and its wife or whatever rabbits have. Two cages, two rabbits. First night. Easy. Stupid m------------. Those rabbits were not happy. They didn't like being caged. I kept them warm and safe though and even bought them rabbit food... and another rabbit. A male rabbit. >>3146586 I asked the girl at the store if there was one that stuck out as being dominant -- the jerk of the group. A rabbit alpha. When I threw that hulking, ill-mannered, floppy-eared pet-store reject in with that bastard rabbit's beloved and he had to watch her precious little bunny p--- hole get stuffed again and again by the biggest, baddest tough-guy j------ of a rabbit that I could find, it made him jump and chew his cage and freak out like only desperate jealousy could. I kept them. He had to watch them have babies. 3 litters, before I decided enough was enough. Take that, you little f-----. Replies: >>3146592 Replies to this post: >>3146592 O Anonymous 07/20/12 (Fri)12:55:43 No.3146592 DA /r9k/ O Preload images (1/1) O Expand images Thread Tools Posts: 9 Images: 1 /r9k/ Board Index I

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: Anonymous 90 KB JPG 02/10/23(Fri)18:10:00 No.72172085 The p---- stock market needs to crash this s--- is way over valued 17 Replies / 5 Images Page 4 : Anonymous >>72172217 # Where can I dump money for this project? View Thread 02/10/23(Fri)20:05:59 No.72173074

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: I think we might be entering Revelation I think we might be entering R(...) 02/11/23(Sat) 10:54:29 No.415711349 1670795224501.jpg 808 KB JPG >Russia about to launch new offensive >China actively probing the US with balloons >US shooting down self proclaimed UFOs >US testing ICBMs >Putin announces speech on 22nd >Biden announces trip to Poland on the 21st immediately after Putin announcement i believe the beast is here bros, it is no longer lurching towards us - it is sprinting

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