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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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per FLOPP PHD Anonymous 02/11/23(Sat)10:43:58 No.627353917 >apears >is the best perk ever >appears in 5 maps >disapears phd flopper was based as f---

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Anonymous 39 KB JPG 02/11/23(Sat)09:37:52 No.72180774 >be me >bipolar >become manic >develop deep obsession with 14 year old schoolgirl I saw at the bus stop >absolutely fixated on her 24/7 >basically stalking her at this point, try to see her whenever I can >anxiety attack whenever I think about her from the sheer strength of emotion it creates >never been this close to psychotic before >can't tell anyone for obvious reasons

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Anonymous 02/11/23(Sat)11:50:21 No.72183533 PINK FREUD DARK SIDE OF YOUR MOM IMG_2076.jpg 38 KB JPG >Am really into pale girls with black hair My mom is pale with black hair >Get turned on by girls wearing ponytails My sister used to always wear a ponytail CURSE YOU SIGMUND FREUD

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Anon wants to play volleyball | /r/Greentext

Anonymous this happened 02/11/23(Sat)08:47:11 No.72180458 to me yesterday >be me. a loser man from the frozen hell hole of michigan >move to florida. its a tropical paradise beyond my imagination >see people playing volleyball on the beach at a public volleyball area >really want to play but dont know anyone >sit by the sidelines waiting >someone spikes ball high into the air, now's my chance >run in and wack the ball and score 718 KB PNG >everyone gets super p----- at me and crowds around me saying 'w-- are you doing blah blah' and one guy pushes me into the sand >i leave, all i wanted to do was fit in. there's no socially acceptable way to interact with anyone it seems

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Anon commits Rabbit Cuckery | /r/Greentext

File: 1342803271459.jpg-(31 KB, 291x300, rabbit1-291x300.jpg) Anonymous 07/20/12 (Fri)12:54:31 No.3146586! I have a garden. Never mind what's in it. Not your business. F--- you. Now that I'm done with my faggoty little life story, here's the point: I've got a rabbit problem. That insufferable little n----- thinks it can eat my s---. Revenge time. It's not hard to trap a rabbit. You get a cage that shuts when the brainless little s--- wanders into it for a snack. What's hard as f--- is to figure out what that rabbit cares about. I waited up for it. It came out a a little past midnight and I was careful not to scare it. Go ahead! Chew that s--- up! Hop on home at your leisure! You'll see what happens. I followed it. It got away from me 4 times on 4 nights before I found its home... and its wife or whatever rabbits have. Two cages, two rabbits. First night. Easy. Stupid m------------. Those rabbits were not happy. They didn't like being caged. I kept them warm and safe though and even bought them rabbit food... and another rabbit. A male rabbit. >>3146586 I asked the girl at the store if there was one that stuck out as being dominant -- the jerk of the group. A rabbit alpha. When I threw that hulking, ill-mannered, floppy-eared pet-store reject in with that bastard rabbit's beloved and he had to watch her precious little bunny p--- hole get stuffed again and again by the biggest, baddest tough-guy j------ of a rabbit that I could find, it made him jump and chew his cage and freak out like only desperate jealousy could. I kept them. He had to watch them have babies. 3 litters, before I decided enough was enough. Take that, you little f-----. Replies: >>3146592 Replies to this post: >>3146592 O Anonymous 07/20/12 (Fri)12:55:43 No.3146592 DA /r9k/ O Preload images (1/1) O Expand images Thread Tools Posts: 9 Images: 1 /r9k/ Board Index I

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Anon needs to buy the dip | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 90 KB JPG 02/10/23(Fri)18:10:00 No.72172085 The p---- stock market needs to crash this s--- is way over valued 17 Replies / 5 Images Page 4 : Anonymous >>72172217 # Where can I dump money for this project? View Thread 02/10/23(Fri)20:05:59 No.72173074

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: Anonymous "WHAT'S THE MATTER IRONYBOY, TAFRAID YOU MIGHT FEEL SOMETHING Sincerity HOBGOBLIN 1.12 MB PNG 11/21/21(Sun)13:46:02 No.23260936 >Be me, start suffering from problems I suspect may be caused by diabetes. >Go to doctor to get help. >Oh anon, are you really diabetic? Well if you can live for a year without insulin I suppose I'll put you on the waiting list. >Self-med using dog pancreas extracts from Ukraine to avoid dying. >Finally get approved and given insulin by doctor. >Family discovers I'm taking insulin and disowns me. >Some guy on a discord server is talking about how he is tired all the time and constantly dehydrated and pissing constantly. Obvious signs of diabetes. >Tell him he might be diabetic. >Someone shouts "Stop watching p--- and fapping, it'll get better trust me." >Get s--- on for trying to "Insulinpill" the guy. Why are things this ridiculous?

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Anon is deeply broken | /r/Greentext

suffering builds character suffering builds character suffering builds charest: suffering builds character 46 KB JPG 02/11/23(Sat)11:10:52 No.17025306 > be me > was bullied my whole childhood > few friends > something is wrong > being sad, depressed and nervous almost every day > i got attention from girls since my childhood but now I cant handle it cant have sex > whenever a girl starts undressing herself in the bed I feel more and more depressed and confused Overthinking this every time > "Why would someone be vulnerable in front of me and allow me to see her naked body? Is this supposed to make me horny? Why am i not horny?" > Whenever I am with a girl I dont even get hard then I go home and c-- 5 times thinking about her > I got good sex once. I was so drunk that I couldnt think and talk and this girl was riding me. It was perfect but sober I cant even ger hard in front of them I actually dont feel anything with girls. When they undress I dont feel anything inside. When I watch p--- I get actually horny, I already tried gay p--- if I am not gay but it disgusts me. I am not an asexual.

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Anon based his views on religion off an askreddit thread | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 07Aklajd) 12/17/22(Sat)07:47:49 No.408654655 I deliberately created a world full of things that I do not like and now I am mad. How could this be happening to me? 1668381146483204.png 158 KB PNG >I WILL MAKE IT SO THERE ARE SO MANY GOOD THINGS TO ENJOY >BUT YOU CAN'T ENJOY THEM...BECAUSE YOU JUST CAN'T, OKAY? >AND I WON'T TELL ANYONE THE TRUTH, BUT THERE WILL BE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF INCOMPATIBLE BELIEFS, RELIGIONS AND DENOMINATIONS >YOU JUST FIGURE OUT THE RIGHT ONE YOURSELF There is no place for religion in the modern world.

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: Anonymous 87 KB JPG 06/13/21(Sun)09:10:14 No.21023113 >transitioned a year ago >cis male friends treated me exactly the same as always >they were hanging out at my house one day >they were telling me about their bad luck with women >told them I would happily sleep with them if they wanted to >they all told me I'm a weirdo and pretended they weren't interested >eventually all three of them approached me for some sexy stuff individually >did sexual things of varying degrees with all of them >now they all treat me like a girl and are extra delicate with me Sucking d--- is all it takes, huh?

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Anon asks if he made it | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 38 KB JPG 03/14/22(Mon)14:20:42 No.65904504 >getting mired at the gym more >notice girls looking at me almost every time I go >a couple have talked to me first >this is after years of almost no attention, even ridicule >I've had to put so much work in to get here >at this point it feels like if they f--- me they win >girl approached me today at the squat rack >asks me about lifting and how long I've been going >she gets really close, almost in my face >she's trying to act cute >I finally say to her I'm not into trans girls >she briskly replys she isn't trans and thanks me for the advice >she walks off hiding her pain Did I "make it"? The rest of my workout felt amazing, I even thought I looked better in the mirror

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