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Anonymous 38 KB JPG 03/14/22(Mon)14:20:42 No.65904504 >getting mired at the gym more >notice girls looking at me almost every time I go >a couple have talked to me first >this is after years of almost no attention, even ridicule >I've had to put so much work in to get here >at this point it feels like if they f--- me they win >girl approached me today at the squat rack >asks me about lifting and how long I've been going >she gets really close, almost in my face >she's trying to act cute >I finally say to her I'm not into trans girls >she briskly replys she isn't trans and thanks me for the advice >she walks off hiding her pain Did I "make it"? The rest of my workout felt amazing, I even thought I looked better in the mirror

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: Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 10:58:14 No.204864976 maxresdefault (3).jpg 73 KB JPG >you're gaslighting me! >you're love bombing me! >you're stonewalling me! >you're mansplaining to me! realistically, how do you respond to this?

GE Anonymous "I will refund 11/27/24(Wed)23:23:27 No.695792406 Valve Just Put Game Publishers On Notice. 1.1M views 5 days ago Bellular News your game." aa 17:58 IMG_7847.jpg 332 KB JPG >DUDE, IM THE WHOLESOME VIDEO GAME SANTA, WE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MONEY LMAO >destroys indie devs by forcing them to accept refunds even though the small game they released was literally under the 2 hour threshold for playing and being able to refund F--- Gabe. He's a scumbag. Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:25:51 No.695792505 The customer is ALWAYS right >>695793068 # >>695794602 # >>695795310 # Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:12 No.695792525 If your game is s----- enough that even people who bought it on steam instead of pirating demands a refund it's your fault Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:42 No.695792549 Be thankful for Gabe. The second he dies, a brainless profitbot 9000 takes his place, undoes everything he did, and guts Valve like a fish for private equity wealth.

Anonymous 89KB JPG 01/18/20(Sat) 12:25:09 No.818739837 >be me >been having a s--- week >take long shower >lay on back buck naked on bed and close eyes >try not to cry >feelsbadman.jpg >doggo snoozing on bed suddenly wakes up and stretches >Starts walking over my legs but stops over my genitals >shakes head and violently slaps my d--- and balls multiple times with floppy ears >laugh uncontrollably for 5min straight Instantly feel better. Thanks doggo bro.

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: Anonymous 02/11/23(Sat) 14:48:32 No.894184884 PORTKEY GAMES HOGWARTS LEGACY D243DC28-9676-4263-9593-33818CCDC5F0.jpg 291 KB JPG >Game comes out >Trannies screech that you're a bad person if you play it >Literally not a single person gives a f--- and the game sells a ridiculous amount >Trannies seeth that their boycott embarrassingly failed. >Trannies start posting game spoilers to get back at the people telling them to f--- off, thinking that's the ultimate retaliation. Jesus Christ, at this point it's pathetic.

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: Anonymous 02/10/23(Fri)18:08:00 No.34051621 >>34051483 dream: >be me, 19 >one day I seriously p----- off my younger sister (18) 1.84 MB JPG >she wasn't happy about it >she kicked me in my balls making me kneel before her >then she shrunk me to about 4 inches and grabbed me in her hand >she looked at me with a grin on her face >and forced me into her p---- >she used me as a dildo >until she orgasmed hard >then she pushed me all the way deep inside her >and shrunk me to the size of a grain of sand >I heard her laughing somewhere above me >then she started to shrink me even more... I woke up scared af

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Anonymous It says you're a f-----. >be me >f-- >talking with step sis about guys and s--- >bring up that i once wore a bra and panties for a guy >she gets exited >wants to go shopping to get me womens OP 105 KB JPG 1 Reply clothes >wasnt into the first time >not really my thing but agree to it for some reason Why did I agree 02/10/23(Fri)17:05:42 No.72171543 Anonymous >>72171543 (OP) # Bc you are a t-----. View Thread 02/10/23(Fri) 17:24:56 No.72171728

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: Anonymous REEEEEE 454 KB GIF 01/21/23(Sat)07:27:55 No.10237980 >>10237933 # >smoking in the same room as my Lego BEGONE JUNKIE W---- >>10238084 # >>10238886 #

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: Anonymous (ID: qsN/rMt0) 02/11/23(Sat)11:29:20 No.415713858 Hogwarts-Legacy-Sirona-Ryan-1024x588.jpg 42 KB JPG >one t----- character in the game >it's a ChrisChan phenotype with a large adam's apple, cringe dialogue, and obscenely doesn't pass >name is "Miss Ryan" >trannies went into the code and found out that the NPC character model's name is "MrGirl" >>415714558 # >>415717300 # >>415718108 #

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: Anonymous 500 KB GIF No.38908390 08/19/18(Sun)12:23:37 Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGS and a Kevlar-weave stab- vest, carrying a SPAS-12. And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal. Now I know what you're going to say: "But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun!" Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand (as they do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger? Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova. Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I don't think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. Voldemort's wand may be 13.5 inches with a Phoenix-feather core, but Harry's would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten core. Let's see Voldy wave his at 3,000 feet per second. Better hope you have some Essence of Dittany for that sucking chest wound. I can see it now... Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his c-------- butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series: "Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1." And that is why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.

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Anonymous MAN 67 KB JPG 1 Reply 02/10/23(Fri)22:54:18 No.894171762 >wake up after night of drinking >puke next to me >no pants and underwear down did i lose my virginity bros : Anonymous >>894171762 (OP) # View Thread 02/10/23(Fri)23:08:44 No.894172348 >man No, that is a horse. >did i lose my virginity bros More likely you took them off to piss or s--- in your drunken stupor. Look for signs though.

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Anonymous 00 455 KB PNG 02/11/23(Sat)20:07:16 No.894181978 >be me, p--- addict >masturbate 5-6 times a day >one day out of nowhere get flooded with memories of the Papa Louie Games >Nostalgia kicks in, begin playing Papa's Wingeria >get obsessed with the game >don't have time to j------- Papa Louie cured my p--- addiction

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: Anonymous 02/10/23(Fri) 23:28:21 No.72178806 for cats Tales 1675219334579333.jpg 214 KB JPG >Older sister caught me checking out her huge t--- as we walked past each other in the hall >She hasn't spoken to me since Welp it's f------ over for me bros, she's gonna tell our sister and it's gonna spread around that I'm a pervert. : Anonymous >>72178806 (OP) # >Walk by >Say "nice t---" and laugh If your relationship with your sister is decent then you would be able to do this without her perceiving it as super creepy. If you can't even glance at her t--- without her getting creeped out, then she must have an extremely low opinion of you. 02/10/23(Fri) 23:46:05 No.72179000

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File: heartcup.jpg (46 KB, 500x657) Anonymous 07/08/21 (Thu)00:33:58 No.21395626 >>21395632 >>213 Anyone else feign helplessness to make their bfs feel macho and strong? >mtf >perfectly capable of opening jars on my own >bf had a bad day >make a show of having trouble opening a jar >ask him pitifully if he can help >he opens it easily >give him a kiss on the cheek and thank him >he's visibly more cheerful than before opening the jar Masculinity is fragile and must be protected. Anonymous 07/08/21 (Thu)00:34:53 No.21395632 >>21395626 (OP) God I wish I had a gf like this >>21395697

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: Anonymous 48 KB JPG 04/ 11/19(Thu)10:28:51 No.79713884. >be me, 19 >in college >arrive at college before class started, needed to s--- before first class >get to the bathroom and open the door >prof is in there s-------, door wide open >w--.jpg >stare at each other for a few secs >he holds his hand out to close the door >i shake his hand

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: Anonymous <-> 02/11/23(Sat)02:29:28 No.72174113 1675635282042644.jpg 6 KB JPG >mom gave me deadline to get a job or she will kick me out why even keep going at this point >>72174218 # : Anonymous >>72174113 (OP) # She needs support bro, you can't expect her to live forever. 02/11/23(Sat)02:35:21 No.72174166 02/11/23(Sat)02:37:14 No.72174176 : Anonymous Homelessness isn't such a bad gig. >sit on street corner all day begging for money >never have to slave away for your boss >get to do whatever drugs you want >free homeless p---- >constant liberal support Homelessness is the neet who actually followed through. The true neet chads.

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Anonymous 38 KB JPG 03/14/22(Mon)14:20:42 No.65904504 >getting mired at the gym more >notice girls looking at me almost every time I go >a couple have talked to me first >this is after years of almost no attention, even ridicule >I've had to put so much work in to get here >at this point it feels like if they f--- me they win >girl approached me today at the squat rack >asks me about lifting and how long I've been going >she gets really close, almost in my face >she's trying to act cute >I finally say to her I'm not into trans girls >she briskly replys she isn't trans and thanks me for the advice >she walks off hiding her pain Did I "make it"? The rest of my workout felt amazing, I even thought I looked better in the mirror

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