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Anonymous 39 KB JPG 02/11/23(Sat)09:37:52 No.72180774 >be me >bipolar >become manic >develop deep obsession with 14 year old schoolgirl I saw at the bus stop >absolutely fixated on her 24/7 >basically stalking her at this point, try to see her whenever I can >anxiety attack whenever I think about her from the sheer strength of emotion it creates >never been this close to psychotic before >can't tell anyone for obvious reasons

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 02/11/23(Sat)11:50:21 No.72183533 PINK FREUD DARK SIDE OF YOUR MOM IMG_2076.jpg 38 KB JPG >Am really into pale girls with black hair My mom is pale with black hair >Get turned on by girls wearing ponytails My sister used to always wear a ponytail CURSE YOU SIGMUND FREUD

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Anonymous this happened 02/11/23(Sat)08:47:11 No.72180458 to me yesterday >be me. a loser man from the frozen hell hole of michigan >move to florida. its a tropical paradise beyond my imagination >see people playing volleyball on the beach at a public volleyball area >really want to play but dont know anyone >sit by the sidelines waiting >someone spikes ball high into the air, now's my chance >run in and wack the ball and score 718 KB PNG >everyone gets super p----- at me and crowds around me saying 'w-- are you doing blah blah' and one guy pushes me into the sand >i leave, all i wanted to do was fit in. there's no socially acceptable way to interact with anyone it seems

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Anon commits Rabbit Cuckery | /r/Greentext

File: 1342803271459.jpg-(31 KB, 291x300, rabbit1-291x300.jpg) Anonymous 07/20/12 (Fri)12:54:31 No.3146586! I have a garden. Never mind what's in it. Not your business. F--- you. Now that I'm done with my faggoty little life story, here's the point: I've got a rabbit problem. That insufferable little n----- thinks it can eat my s---. Revenge time. It's not hard to trap a rabbit. You get a cage that shuts when the brainless little s--- wanders into it for a snack. What's hard as f--- is to figure out what that rabbit cares about. I waited up for it. It came out a a little past midnight and I was careful not to scare it. Go ahead! Chew that s--- up! Hop on home at your leisure! You'll see what happens. I followed it. It got away from me 4 times on 4 nights before I found its home... and its wife or whatever rabbits have. Two cages, two rabbits. First night. Easy. Stupid m------------. Those rabbits were not happy. They didn't like being caged. I kept them warm and safe though and even bought them rabbit food... and another rabbit. A male rabbit. >>3146586 I asked the girl at the store if there was one that stuck out as being dominant -- the jerk of the group. A rabbit alpha. When I threw that hulking, ill-mannered, floppy-eared pet-store reject in with that bastard rabbit's beloved and he had to watch her precious little bunny p--- hole get stuffed again and again by the biggest, baddest tough-guy j------ of a rabbit that I could find, it made him jump and chew his cage and freak out like only desperate jealousy could. I kept them. He had to watch them have babies. 3 litters, before I decided enough was enough. Take that, you little f-----. Replies: >>3146592 Replies to this post: >>3146592 O Anonymous 07/20/12 (Fri)12:55:43 No.3146592 DA /r9k/ O Preload images (1/1) O Expand images Thread Tools Posts: 9 Images: 1 /r9k/ Board Index I

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Anon needs to buy the dip | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 90 KB JPG 02/10/23(Fri)18:10:00 No.72172085 The p---- stock market needs to crash this s--- is way over valued 17 Replies / 5 Images Page 4 : Anonymous >>72172217 # Where can I dump money for this project? View Thread 02/10/23(Fri)20:05:59 No.72173074

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: Anonymous "WHAT'S THE MATTER IRONYBOY, TAFRAID YOU MIGHT FEEL SOMETHING Sincerity HOBGOBLIN 1.12 MB PNG 11/21/21(Sun)13:46:02 No.23260936 >Be me, start suffering from problems I suspect may be caused by diabetes. >Go to doctor to get help. >Oh anon, are you really diabetic? Well if you can live for a year without insulin I suppose I'll put you on the waiting list. >Self-med using dog pancreas extracts from Ukraine to avoid dying. >Finally get approved and given insulin by doctor. >Family discovers I'm taking insulin and disowns me. >Some guy on a discord server is talking about how he is tired all the time and constantly dehydrated and pissing constantly. Obvious signs of diabetes. >Tell him he might be diabetic. >Someone shouts "Stop watching p--- and fapping, it'll get better trust me." >Get s--- on for trying to "Insulinpill" the guy. Why are things this ridiculous?

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Anon is deeply broken | /r/Greentext

suffering builds character suffering builds character suffering builds charest: suffering builds character 46 KB JPG 02/11/23(Sat)11:10:52 No.17025306 > be me > was bullied my whole childhood > few friends > something is wrong > being sad, depressed and nervous almost every day > i got attention from girls since my childhood but now I cant handle it cant have sex > whenever a girl starts undressing herself in the bed I feel more and more depressed and confused Overthinking this every time > "Why would someone be vulnerable in front of me and allow me to see her naked body? Is this supposed to make me horny? Why am i not horny?" > Whenever I am with a girl I dont even get hard then I go home and c-- 5 times thinking about her > I got good sex once. I was so drunk that I couldnt think and talk and this girl was riding me. It was perfect but sober I cant even ger hard in front of them I actually dont feel anything with girls. When they undress I dont feel anything inside. When I watch p--- I get actually horny, I already tried gay p--- if I am not gay but it disgusts me. I am not an asexual.

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Anon based his views on religion off an askreddit thread | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 07Aklajd) 12/17/22(Sat)07:47:49 No.408654655 I deliberately created a world full of things that I do not like and now I am mad. How could this be happening to me? 1668381146483204.png 158 KB PNG >I WILL MAKE IT SO THERE ARE SO MANY GOOD THINGS TO ENJOY >BUT YOU CAN'T ENJOY THEM...BECAUSE YOU JUST CAN'T, OKAY? >AND I WON'T TELL ANYONE THE TRUTH, BUT THERE WILL BE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF INCOMPATIBLE BELIEFS, RELIGIONS AND DENOMINATIONS >YOU JUST FIGURE OUT THE RIGHT ONE YOURSELF There is no place for religion in the modern world.

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: Anonymous 87 KB JPG 06/13/21(Sun)09:10:14 No.21023113 >transitioned a year ago >cis male friends treated me exactly the same as always >they were hanging out at my house one day >they were telling me about their bad luck with women >told them I would happily sleep with them if they wanted to >they all told me I'm a weirdo and pretended they weren't interested >eventually all three of them approached me for some sexy stuff individually >did sexual things of varying degrees with all of them >now they all treat me like a girl and are extra delicate with me Sucking d--- is all it takes, huh?

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Anon asks if he made it | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 38 KB JPG 03/14/22(Mon)14:20:42 No.65904504 >getting mired at the gym more >notice girls looking at me almost every time I go >a couple have talked to me first >this is after years of almost no attention, even ridicule >I've had to put so much work in to get here >at this point it feels like if they f--- me they win >girl approached me today at the squat rack >asks me about lifting and how long I've been going >she gets really close, almost in my face >she's trying to act cute >I finally say to her I'm not into trans girls >she briskly replys she isn't trans and thanks me for the advice >she walks off hiding her pain Did I "make it"? The rest of my workout felt amazing, I even thought I looked better in the mirror

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Anon is not satisfied | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/11/23(Sat) 14:48:32 No.894184884 PORTKEY GAMES HOGWARTS LEGACY D243DC28-9676-4263-9593-33818CCDC5F0.jpg 291 KB JPG >Game comes out >Trannies screech that you're a bad person if you play it >Literally not a single person gives a f--- and the game sells a ridiculous amount >Trannies seeth that their boycott embarrassingly failed. >Trannies start posting game spoilers to get back at the people telling them to f--- off, thinking that's the ultimate retaliation. Jesus Christ, at this point it's pathetic.

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: Anonymous 02/10/23(Fri)18:08:00 No.34051621 >>34051483 dream: >be me, 19 >one day I seriously p----- off my younger sister (18) 1.84 MB JPG >she wasn't happy about it >she kicked me in my balls making me kneel before her >then she shrunk me to about 4 inches and grabbed me in her hand >she looked at me with a grin on her face >and forced me into her p---- >she used me as a dildo >until she orgasmed hard >then she pushed me all the way deep inside her >and shrunk me to the size of a grain of sand >I heard her laughing somewhere above me >then she started to shrink me even more... I woke up scared af

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Anonymous It says you're a f-----. >be me >f-- >talking with step sis about guys and s--- >bring up that i once wore a bra and panties for a guy >she gets exited >wants to go shopping to get me womens OP 105 KB JPG 1 Reply clothes >wasnt into the first time >not really my thing but agree to it for some reason Why did I agree 02/10/23(Fri)17:05:42 No.72171543 Anonymous >>72171543 (OP) # Bc you are a t-----. View Thread 02/10/23(Fri) 17:24:56 No.72171728

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