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02/10/23 (Fri) 12:09:45 No.72172083 >found myself a submissive gf >she literally wants to be controlled >controlled so much that she is basically controlling me now >by forcing me to control her now she's stalking me and harassing my friends and family and threatens to kill herself and me..women are truly the devil, i am giving up, from now on only 1 night stands or prostitutes : Anonymous 210 KB PNG View Thread

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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anon didnt shower for 4 days | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 56 KB JPG >popaboner.wav >say yes without hesitation >she holds my arm while drawing >can't contain my happiness >first time a bitch touches me >be me >college coomer >usually keep it to myself and don't talk to normies >be one day >bitch comes up to me and greets me >omfg its f------ happening >justlikethemovies.jpg >she says she's practicing her tattooing and she wants to draw on my wrist with a sharpie 11/27/21(Sat)21:21:12 No.66329822 >this must be how having a gf feels like >start looking at her and how beautiful she is and start fantasizing about showing her up to my parents and stuff Anonymous >she finishes the drawing and thank her >be four days later >drawing is smudged and faint >bitch comes up to me and asks to see her drawing >show it to her >she points at it and says "This is how we know you don't shower" >w--.png >she says "Smell ya later" and leaves >cry,tiff Now I'm not showering out of spite 97 KB JPG 11/27/21 (Sat)21:22:45 No.66329848 Lmfao that bitch is based get f----- retard.

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Anon and the Turtles | /r/Greentext

wat OP 12/10/11(Sat)01:49:13 No.367269047 >Middle school >Pretty normal kid named Lewis >Average number of friends, not too weird, not too smart, you get the idea >Get assigned project on future careers >His turn >He leaves the room >Comes back with a box >There are hundreds of turtles in the box >Literally hundreds >He trips >The box spills >Little turtles f------ everywhere >What the actual f--- >He starts FREAKING. OUT. about the turtles escaping >Literally bursts into tears >His dad is a herpetologist and they're his turtles >Lewis stole the turtles >None of the turtles escape because they're turtles, we just pick them up and put them back it's not like they can run fast >Teacher tells me to take him to the office so they can call his dad and pick up the turtles >He wont stop crying >Actually has a seizure on the way to the office >Spills turtle box again, all down the stair well >Falls down the stairs with them >Splits his scalp open, hits his face >Turtles and blood everywhere >I have to run up and down three flights of stairs and collect the turtles while Lewis is unconscious Teachers later ask me why I helped the turtles and not Lewis. I still don't know.

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anon hangs out with friend | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Anyone have any clue what the (...) 106 KB JPG 01/24/19(Thu)22:11:27 No.22100339 >he says "hey anon I'm gonna head on out" >I'm bummed because it's only 5 pm and we were supposed to spend the rest of the night out there >"ten four dude, catch you later" >he leaves the blind and heads off through the woods towards the trucks >be me >2 weeks ago >out at the deer lease with my friend >bout 40 minutes later I hear a tapping on the door >look out the slide on the door >it's my buddy, he doesn't say s--- so I just let him in >"thought you were heading out man, knew you weren't gonna quit on me!" >notice he doesn't have his rifle >"where's your gun dude?" >"oh....left it at the truck, oh well" >"s--- you may as well have gone home haha" >he just smiles and sat there, didn't say a word except for the occasional grunt of acknowledgement and hmm of interest >it weirds me out because he's normally a pretty social guy, always talking about ufc s--- or mass effect >I ask "you ok bro?" >all he says is "don't feel good, that's all" >about 530 am he says "hey anon, I'm gonna head on out" >before I can even reply he's gotten up and exited the blind and I can hear him tromping through the woods >at the time I thought, "well thanks for scaring off the deer f------" but now that I think about it he wasn't walking towards the trucks, he was walking kind of off the way >about 7am I decide "f--- it I give up" >pack my s--- and head to my truck, his truck is gone so I think nothing of it. >The reason I'm bringing this up is I talked to him earlier today and was asking if he felt better and he looked at me confused and said "what do you mean anon?” >”you know, after you came back to the blind you said you weren't feeling good, figured that's why you weren't running your mouth about quatrain p----" So yeah. >he looked at me like I grew a second head and said "anon, dude, I didn't come back to the blind, I drove home, got home at 8 and went the f--- to bed.

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Anon has a toast to the jerk offs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Wasse 9 KB JPG 03/08/21 (Mon)22:17:56 No.849139033 I'll start >Be me >30 minutes ago >Want to coom >Go to /gif >Have music playing in the background >Go on Webms with sound thread anyway >Slowly spanking as I scroll through >Find some good s--- >Start to speed up >Really into it >Suddenly tune into the music in the background >Runaway by Kanye West >Nut to the gif >Just as I nut it gets to the last part of the song >"Let me be honest..." >Kanye singing the weird distorted part >Post nut clarity combines with the unintelligible but clearly sad lyrics >Lean back in chair >Actually start to cry >Go to wipe tears from face >Instead smear my own c-- across my face And that's my evening. How about you guys?

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Anon experiences loss | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 41 KB JPG O 02/05/19(Tue)03:06:41 No.50803213 >mommy bought me a milkshake on her way home from work >I drop it walking up the stairs NOOOOOOO00000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000

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Anon doesn't know the role | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >>24520620 (OP) # Bottom's boner is barely visible, because it's inside top's ass >>24521173 # : Anonymous >>24521176 # 02/09/23(Thu)07:48:21 No.24520721 >>24520721 # What do you mean? The bottom is the receiving one... : Anonymous 02/09/23(Thu)10:16:15 No.24521173 >>24523365 # 02/09/23(Thu)10:17:11 No.24521176 >>24521173 # What? The guy on the top is the receiving one.

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Anon takes the bus.. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 111 KB JPG 03/15/18(Thu)12:54:13 No.762803808 greentext thread about your autistic/funny adventures >be me >on the bus to work on window seat >my stop comes, I say "excuse me" to the girl next to me on the aisle seat so I can get out >our eyes meet >she's a 15/10, beautiful eyes, gorgeous smile >I intend to say "thanks" >my confused brain decides to say "cheers" at the last second >I say to her "chanks!" >I get out of the bus with her confused look

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Anon likes a snack | /r/Greentext

Anonymous IMMANUEL KANT CRITIQUE OF PURE BEASE 90 KB JPG yummy 34 Replies / 3 Images

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We can see a bright future | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous M-DUN >be me >cs student 01/31/23(Tue)09:04:42 No.72033250 The future is now, old man. EkHZh-HUOAEkgS0.jpg 27 KB JPG >have programming assignment >instead of navigating to my textbook to learn the relevant concepts to implement into my code >navigate to chatgpt >tell it what to make, and specify the programming language >mfw the entire program appears in the chatbox within seconds The future is now, old man

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Anon defeats a cryptothot using autism and dinosaurs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: PN9YpXsp) 09/05/21 (Sun)18:34:47 No.40458494 >>40457457 (OP) # saw a girl last month. she try cancel the date within 1st hour. now she hits me up everyday. and wants me be her "friend" i got her into crypto, and showed her 1 of my stacks. she figured out i made 40 grand this month. now i just send her dinosaur pictures. and tell her im autistic. it's driving her crazy. she tried to f--- me thurs and friday night calling me up giving me the "im lonely..." "my bf.. "i think" isnt paying attention to me.." bitch. have a f------ stegosaurus. have a f------ triceratops.. >>40458543 # >>40458566 # >>40458649 # >>40459728 # >>40460038 # >>40460097 # >>40460234 # >>40460287 # >>40460444 # >>40460529 # >>40460556 # >>40462971 #

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Anon's missed out on "easy mode" | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/10/23(Fri)09:09:29 >parents didn't force me to learn various difficult skills like foreign languages or instruments during my critical childhood learning phase I could've had life on easy mode but now I actually need to learn all that s--- myself the hard way 68 KB JPG : Anonymous 57 KB JPG No.72170705 02/10/23(Fri)09:28:35 No.72170841 >>72170705 (OP) # I've spent years becoming proficient at the triangle. You want proof? >DINGALINGALINGALINGALING!!! THAT'S what success looks like

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Anon is confused | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/10/23(Fri)07:11:52 No.894118820 There's this girl that just recently got hired at my job. She's pretty hot and I want to bang her, but I'm confused by her behavior. Everytime we walk pass each other, she seems to go out of her way to not look at me. She'll look up, the opposite direction, stare at a piece of paper, etc. I've even tried breaking the ice at least twice and she just straight up ignored me. I'm not sure if she did that on purpose or didn't hear me, but it's odd. I don't see her doing that with anybody else either. 28 KB JPG Anyone wanna help me understand this? I'm pretty sure I didn't do anything to creep her out. We made eye contact once and then she started doing all this s---. The only thing I can think of is she's black and I'm hispanic, so maybe she doesn't like the fact I find her attractive? I really don't know what's going on here. 23 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous >>894118820 (OP) # >She's pretty hot and I want to bang her >I'm pretty sure I didn't do anything to creep her out. Kek, desperate men are so f------ clueless... 02/10/23(Fri)10:42:07 No.894125691

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